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Whenever u feel a cluster of joy It may be coz angles r dancing over u But wenever u smile without any reason at all It may be coz im thinking of you..!

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Look at sun Look at sun and you see time. Look in heart and you see love. Look in eyes and you see life. Look at your mobile and you see who’s thinking of u! It’s me.

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Yesterday whole night Yesterday whole night I was thinking abt U Only n only U U U And only U Now I m thinking abt V . . . . . Tonight i ll think abt W X Y & Z...!!!

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If I would get a rose If I would get a rose for Everytime I think of u, I would spend everyday in a rose garden.... Thinking of u.

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Password A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong, Its 1258.

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Nudist Colony Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!

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Punjab Develpoment Once all Sardarji's clubed together and decided to develop Punjab and they wanted the Punjab as a Developed State. Each of them started giving suggestions ... finally one great Sardarji gave a suggestion with a huge volume "Lets fight with Indian Government, get freedom from India, then declare war on America.... We will be defnetly defeated by America and we shall be the part of the America and then they will obviously develop our punjab also".... "Wow" the crowd cheered up..... there was at last a thin voice asking "What about if we win?"

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In 5 Months Only Laloo prasad yadav was working on a puzzle to assemble. After many trials he could assemble them and shoted in happiness, his inlaw came and asked why he was happy. Laloo said he assembled the puzzle successfully in 5 months only. On this sadhu admitted it was too late to solve a small puzzle like this in 5 months. Laloo in anger showed him the cover and said, "Idiot! see It's printed that It's for 3 to 6 years."!!

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Last Job The boss and an applicant are talking: Boss:(asking the applicant) Why did you leave your last job? Applicant: Illness Boss: What was the trouble? Applicant: My boss was sick of me.

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yer thinks?? dude i think ur gonna need more than poetry!! for whatever it is ur thinking of using it for!!
i am thinking of using it for what normal people think of using it :P...m gonna need more than it???hmmm...will have to visit some love guru...:blush:
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i am thinking of using it for what normal people think of using it :P...m gonna need more than it???hmmm...will have to visit some love guru...:blush:
ok will i didnt want assume u wanted to use it for pataaving larkiyan....... or larke for that matter! (its ur choice!) and yes i think it takes more than a few cheesy lines to pataofy a girl!
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