Captain of Bhangra Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Very good friend of mine knows very little about cricket, especially outside England. She told me today she'd just found out a friend of hers has been playing regularly in the IPL. He's Indian, but came over here a while back to play village cricket. She told me he was notorious, and that he shagged a single mother at a house party, while her 15 year old son was asking where she was. People were telling him 'she's gone for an indian'. Anyway, my friend kissed this guy back then when she was drunk, but her Dad heard the single mother story, and told her to stay away from him. She's got this player on her facebook, and she showed me a personal inbox message where he wished her happy b'day. Funny thing is, her boyfriend has picked an IPL team to support, and this player coincidentally happens to play for that team (people who have seen the film 'Semi-Pro' would laugh if I told them that's what we now call him, 'Semi-Pro'). I know this is a popular website, so I won't get you guys in trouble by telling the name, but he hasn't played for India at any level, but he's doing ok so far in this season of IPL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamy Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 fake ipl player :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain of Bhangra Posted March 26, 2010 Author Share Posted March 26, 2010 Nope, real player, I hadn't heard of him before, as I only watch Kings XI, and missed their match against his team. She knows nothing about the IPL, someone told her he was in the IPL now. This sex stuff all happened before the IPL even existed. She told me because she knows I'm into Indian cricket. She then asked me if IPL was that big a deal, and if it meant he was super-rich now. She also has him on her facebook, and showed me personal inbox messages from a few months ago. I've then had a look at his profile on Cricinfo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymous Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Nope' date=' real player, I hadn't heard of him before, as I only watch Kings XI, and missed their match against his team. She knows nothing about the IPL, someone told her he was in the IPL now. This sex stuff all happened before the IPL even existed. She told me because she knows I'm into Indian cricket. She then asked me if IPL was that big a deal, and if it meant he was super-rich now. She also has him on her facebook, and showed me personal inbox messages from a few months ago. I've then had a look at his profile on Cricinfo.[/quote'] Does he by any chance play for the bevdas..:--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IKnowU Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Atul Sharma :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranjha Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Atul Sharma :hysterical: ^^:hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swami1984 Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Very good friend of mine knows very little about cricket, especially outside England. She told me today she'd just found out a friend of hers has been playing regularly in the IPL. He's Indian, but came over here a while back to play village cricket. She told me he was notorious, and that he shagged a single mother at a house party, while her 15 year old son was asking where she was. People were telling him 'she's gone for an indian'. Anyway, my friend kissed this guy back then when she was drunk, but her Dad heard the single mother story, and told her to stay away from him. She's got this player on her facebook, and she showed me a personal inbox message where he wished her happy b'day. Funny thing is, her boyfriend has picked an IPL team to support, and this player coincidentally happens to play for that team (people who have seen the film 'Semi-Pro' would laugh if I told them that's what we now call him, 'Semi-Pro'). I know this is a popular website, so I won't get you guys in trouble by telling the name, but he hasn't played for India at any level, but he's doing ok so far in this season of IPL. Subramaniam Badrinath :--D ( o wait u sure this shagger hasn't played for India at any level?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranjha Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 so its is out of the 5 teams that have currently played against kxi. That makes it 55..Out of that 5 x 4 =20 overseas player. We are left with 35....out of which umm how many have already played for India..take them out...which leaves us with umm..........I am tired so I am off to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydhillon Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 so its is out of the 5 teams that have currently played against kxi. That makes it 55..Out of that 5 x 4 =20 overseas player. We are left with 35....out of which umm how many have already played for India..take them out...which leaves us with umm..........I am tired so I am off to sleep. lolzzz u go ranjha boy , u can solve the puzzle:hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urbestfriend Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Let me try solving this puzzle by taking one team at a time : rules: 1) he hasn't played for India at any level 2) He has done fairly well this IPL :brc: Manish Pandey? Can't be because this sex stuff happened before IPL existed and this guy is not even 19 then. I dont think he'll go out with a mother of 15 years old son. Vinay Kumar: No, too traditional Srivats Goswami: Dont think so , just played one match and didn't do very well. Contradicts (2) Rest all are played for India at some level. So no one from :brc: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urbestfriend Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 :dd: Mithun Manhas: :hmmm: Rajath Bhatia: didn't do much in this IPL, but his origin prompts me to add him. Ladda: :hmmm: Umesh Yadav: Dont think so... Pradeep Sangawan: Dont think so , too young.. So shortlisted candidates: Manhas and ladda, bhatia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rajiv Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 I don't care about the IPL player, can you tell us who's your friend. You know, we are dying to know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urbestfriend Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 :csk: jakati: not done much this IPL Ashwin: nah..Can't be south Indian Engineering student..:cantstop: Gony: possible candidate, punjabi...But he is married, and also played for India :hmmm: No one from :csk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urbestfriend Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 I don't care about the IPL player, can you tell us who's your friend. You know, we are dying to know :hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urbestfriend Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 OP-fakeIcfIplPlayer :hmmm: April fool :hmmm: 3 days to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urbestfriend Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 anyway let me continue my sherlock holmes stuff in persuit of ...:giggle: :kkr: Pujara : :hmmm: too young... Laxmi Ratan Shukla: :hmmm: Dont think so...Has he played for India :hmmm: So no one from :kkr: EDIT: :kkr: hasn't played against :kxip: yet, so kkr player is out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urbestfriend Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 :mi: hasn't still played against :kxip: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urbestfriend Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 :dc: Jaskaran Singh - too young :hmmm: Harmeet SIngh - not done much this IPL Anirudh singh - not done much this IPL Rahul sharma - could be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Show_stopper Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Not that I don't appreciate all this info... but whats the point if you're not going to reveal who the player is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urbestfriend Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 :rr: Naman Ojha - could be? Abhishek Junjunwala - could be? Fazal -coule be? Paras Dogra - could be? Sid Trivedi - could be? Amit Unyal: could be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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