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Hello IPeeELuuTontee Tontee Kirkoot phans, I am your Priety Douche Zintabag...and I founded the Zinta Buddhism.. Delhi+Daredevils+v+Kings+XI+Punjab+IPL+T20+4DlsLP7i7efl.jpg Zinta Buddhism has a simple doctrine, based on the four noble truths:

  1. Losing in the semi-finals is suffering.
  2. This suffering is caused by qualifying for the semi-finals.
  3. The way to cessation of this suffering is not qualifying for the semi-finals.
  4. Not qualifying for the semi-finals can be achieved by following the Eightfold Path of the Kings XI.

The Eightfold Path is as follows:

  1. Employ Sreesanth.
  2. Put all your bowling hopes on an ageing Aussie with a dodgy elbow.
  3. Don’t pick your talented West Indian opener.
  4. Field badly on the ground.
  5. Field badly in the air.
  6. Make random bowling changes.
  7. Pick your team out of a hat.
  8. Ensure that your best batsman is feeling particularly peeved.

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