Read this awesome poem in my college NB

[f2000560]

Come all ye fair young maidens and harken unto me, Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be. Randier than a sailor who's been six months at sea, Never let a cricketer's hand an inch above your knee. First let's take the paceman, pure speed from first to last! My darlings do be careful; his balls are hard and fast. Then there's the medium pacer, his balls swing either way; He's really most persistent and can keep it up all day! And watch for the off-spinner, girls, another awkward chap. If you leave him half an opening, he will slip one through the gap! Then there's the wily 'slowy', pure cunning is his strength; He'll tempt you, then he'll trap you with his very length. So ladies, do be careful, your mothers would agree. Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be. And what about the opening bat, his struggles never cease! He has only one ambition, to spend all day at the crease. The number three is a dasher, he seldom prods and pokes. When he goes into action, he has a fine array of titilating strokes. And do beware the slogger, not content with one or two; When he arrives at the crease then only six in the deep will do. Then there's the real stonewaller, girls, he knows what he's about; And if you let him settle in, it's hard to get him out! We come now to the last man, I hope this will not shock, He doesn't mind if he's last man in, as long as he gets a good knock. So, darlings, do be careful, and be well warned by me: Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be. And watch the wicketkeeper, girls, he's full of flair and dash; And if you raise your heel, you'll be down and out in a flash. If you take the field with the captain, you had better know the score; For he'll have you in positions that you never knew before! The cricket commentator is a wierd sort of bloke, He watches all the action and describes it stroke by stroke. Even the kindly umpire, who looks friendly as a pup; You'll quickly find you've had it, when he puts his finger up! So, darlings, please remember and repeat it after me: !!!!NEVER TRUST A CRICKETER, WHOEVER HE MAY BE!!!!!

[flamy]

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[Gunner_Mania]

:cantstop:

[maverick.rules]

:hysterical:

[achilles]

Come all ye fair young maidens and harken unto me, Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be. Randier than a sailor who's been six months at sea, Never let a cricketer's hand an inch above your knee. First let's take the paceman, pure speed from first to last! My darlings do be careful; his balls are hard and fast. Then there's the medium pacer, his balls swing either way; He's really most persistent and can keep it up all day! And watch for the off-spinner, girls, another awkward chap. If you leave him half an opening, he will slip one through the gap! Then there's the wily 'slowy', pure cunning is his strength; He'll tempt you, then he'll trap you with his very length. So ladies, do be careful, your mothers would agree. Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be. And what about the opening bat, his struggles never cease! He has only one ambition, to spend all day at the crease. The number three is a dasher, he seldom prods and pokes. When he goes into action, he has a fine array of titilating strokes. And do beware the slogger, not content with one or two; When he arrives at the crease then only six in the deep will do. Then there's the real stonewaller, girls, he knows what he's about; And if you let him settle in, it's hard to get him out! We come now to the last man, I hope this will not shock, He doesn't mind if he's last man in, as long as he gets a good knock. So, darlings, do be careful, and be well warned by me: Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be. And watch the wicketkeeper, girls, he's full of flair and dash; And if you raise your heel, you'll be down and out in a flash. If you take the field with the captain, you had better know the score; For he'll have you in positions that you never knew before! The cricket commentator is a wierd sort of bloke, He watches all the action and describes it stroke by stroke. Even the kindly umpire, who looks friendly as a pup; You'll quickly find you've had it, when he puts his finger up! So, darlings, please remember and repeat it after me: !!!!NEVER TRUST A CRICKETER, WHOEVER HE MAY BE!!!!!

You, my friend, are a GENIUS

[f2000560]

You' date=' my friend, are a GENIUS [/quote'] i would be if i had written it .. thought it was a nice share though don't know the original source or the author.

[achilles]

i would be if i had written it .. thought it was a nice share though don't know the original source or the author.

You, my friend, are still a GENIUS, for you found it and posted it here. Thanks for the awesome share, man. Truly

[Sachinism]

hahah nice share

[Nova]

:two_thumbs_up: :cantstop:

[yoda]

[Deleted_User_1]

phaacking awesome maaaan! Too good, tooo good. Mindblashting!!!!! :hatsoff:

[gaurav92]

Wonderful Masterpiece :hysterical: :hatsoff: to whoever the author is

[TheWall]

B->

[b555]

:((

[SachDan]

Simply awesome ! :hatsoff:

[DomainK]

Amazing.:adore:

[gaurav92]

:((

Live For Nothing, Die for Something. But if you don't want to smile, stay away rather than showing your effing wilted face

[diegovegaz]

:hysterical: :two_thumbs_up:

[Sachinism]

I see your poem and raise you reason to date a cricketer http://www.indiancricketfans.com/showthread.php?t=72149

[Don Sharma]

nice one