StriKe Posted June 19, 2010 Posted June 19, 2010 Yes, india can only beat pakistan when: 1. match isnt fixed 2. pakistan dont drop catches 3. pakistan dont bat well 4. pakistan bowl well 5. india bat well 6. india bowl well 7. when match isnt played on friday 8. when RAW-CIA-MOSSAD arent involved 9. when tendulkar doesnt play - because he would choke, unlike the great pathan heroes shahidullah khan afreedi and shaheed ajamal. dont forget pakistan produces fast bowlers and india can't, even though zaheer and praveen bowled better than super fast aaamir sami and shoaib akhtar today, that was a fluke. pakistan also has better batsmen, salman butts is better than gambhir who is a spolit brat and kamran akmal is better than dhoni. :hysterical::hysterical:
Manny_Pacquiao Posted June 19, 2010 Posted June 19, 2010 Lahori logic at its best over at the padosis Apparently chasing 267 at a venue where the previous highest chase was 221 is to our "discredit" while the poyzzz get credit for defeat :haha: Oh well, when you have lost nine in a row, you need to find something to delude yourself with... i think this paki is right. India should have walked this game. should have never let the chase go from a run a ball to almost 9 an over. the team needs to be more clinical in their chases, instead of letting the game drift. that said, india can be very proud of the fct that they chased 267 under lights in SL without playing particularly well. gambhir and dhoni weren't in form at all, but they made runs out of sheer will. That goes to show you that india doesnt even need to be at their best to beat this paki team
Manny_Pacquiao Posted June 19, 2010 Posted June 19, 2010 oh damn, i left two off my list. 10. asif didn't play, he would have destroyed the indian batting lineup. umar gul didnt play, he would have destroyed the indian batting lineup. rana ul hasan el navidullah didnt play, he would have destroyed the indian batting lineup. wasim akram didnt play, he would have destroyed the indian batting lineup. 11. if this match was played in the 90s, india would have been crushed by pakistan because that pakistan team was the gr8est eva. this current paki team is REBUILDING.
Sachinism Posted June 19, 2010 Posted June 19, 2010 This match is irrevellant, its practice, they're waiting for England ..... Where they'll be handed more ass-whoopings
Guest Gunner Posted June 20, 2010 Posted June 20, 2010 Hindustan got lucky, pakizzzz were deserving winners.
Desi Cartman Posted June 20, 2010 Posted June 20, 2010 Its a Moral victory for Pak and their kaptaan .. even though he was under so much pressure he didnt bite/smell/swallow the ball :hitler: He deserves a mention ..
bhanu Posted June 20, 2010 Posted June 20, 2010 Tbh i guessed that india gona win cuz they didnt had sachin :winky:
f.b.m Posted June 20, 2010 Posted June 20, 2010 I think we completely outbatted and outbowled India today
Karan114 Posted June 20, 2010 Posted June 20, 2010 I think we completely outbatted and outbowled India today Mashallah :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Apparently Pakistan gifted the victory to us even though we were cruising to victory and only a mid innings collapse gave them a chance....:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Gambhir and Bhajji got pwned by Khatmal and Druggie Warty boy even though the poyzzz lost...:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: They would rather not win than have a 'disgusting' cricketer like Gauti playing for them (obviously, being such a consistent run scorer and someone who gives everything for his nation is an alien concept to these losers), as if they really have the choice of winning...:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Even delusion ought to have some limits...
Karan114 Posted June 20, 2010 Posted June 20, 2010 ^ I know, it was a post from the padosi forum. I was just adding some of the other gems I read :cantstop:
zen Posted June 20, 2010 Posted June 20, 2010 I think the Pawnistani phaast bowlers were found out :--D
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