Sir john Posted November 28, 2011 Author Posted November 28, 2011 AirIndia ki flight ka Pilot announcement k baad MIC OFF karna bhul gaya. Pilot apne co-pilot se bola :"Main pehle coffee piyunga phir airhostess ko kiss karunga" Ye sun k Airhostess MIC OFF karne bhaagi or fisal kar gir padi.Paas betha bujurg ye dekh ke bola : Beti, araam se ja. . . . . Pehle vo coffee piyega..
Prakat Posted November 28, 2011 Posted November 28, 2011 L.K.G boy-tu mujse shadi klegi? G-nhi B-kalle na G-nhi me ni klungi B-plz kalle teko tophi duga G-isiliye to ni klni,kyuki kisi ol se cadbury me bat ho gai hai :haha: :regular_smile:1 day a crab was running on d sea shore. The waves came & cleared d footprints of d crab. Crab asked: Being my friend y r u clearing my beautiful footpr :icflove::icflove:
Manny_Pacquiao Posted November 29, 2011 Posted November 29, 2011 is this the freshie version of punjabiplaya's thread??
Sir john Posted December 8, 2011 Author Posted December 8, 2011 Phool wala: Sahab ye phool apni girl friend ke liye lejayen.. Admi: Meri koi girl frnd nahi... Phool wala: Phir apni mengatar ke liye lejayen.. Admi: Meri koi mengatar bhi nahi.. Phol wala: Phir apni biwi ke liye lejayen... Admi: Meri koi biwi bhi nahi.. Phol wala: Ae duniya ke khush kismat insaan! Meri taraf se yeh phool Muft leja !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jersey #10 Posted December 8, 2011 Posted December 8, 2011 Aaj Ka Updesh- Girlfrined Chahe Jitni Bhi Chalu ho' date= Kabhi Us Se Dosti Mat Todna, kyuki Pani Kitna Bhi Ganda Ho Jaye, Aag Bujhane K Kaam Toh Aa Hi Jata Hai.. wah wah kya baat hai :haha:
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