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Enthiran/Robot


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» There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live. » When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down. » Now, there’s a new email ID. It’s gmail@rajinikanth.com » Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined ‘victim’ as “one who has encountered Rajinikant”. » Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result, small pox was eradicated. » Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31 to April 2, no one fools Rajinikanth. » Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. » Rajinikanth gave Monalisa that smile. » Rajinikanth can drown a fish. » Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. » Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it. » Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. » Rajinikanth can make onions cry. » Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes. » Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear. » Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there. » Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth. » Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it. » Google won’t find Rajinikanth; Ra jinikanth finds you. » Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep. » Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge. » Rajinikanth can teach an old dog new tricks. » Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result: He was reduced to a joke on the internet. » Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost. » In an average living room, there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself. » Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary, etc. were added to the dictionary in 1949, the year Rajinikanth was born. » The statement “nobody can cheat death”, is an insult to Rajnikanth. Rajini cheats and fools death every day. » Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. » Rajinikanth is a champion in ‘Hide n’ seek’ game, as no one can hide from him. » Rajinikanth’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
From Bangalore mirror :-)
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