Zelig Posted August 24, 2010 Posted August 24, 2010 In a great challenge, Dronacharya sets up a wooden bird upon a tree, and from across the adjacent river, asks the ICFers to shoot it down by striking its eye. Desi paaji steps up first. Drona: What do you see? DC: I see a peach. Drona [angrily]: Of all the freaking things up here, you could see only a peach? Hell, I should have guessed your answer by looking at your size...and oh, you do remind me of Bheem. [DC paaji drops his head in shame] Drona: Kid, what do you see [pointing to gaurav92]? g92: Before I answer your Q, I gotta a Q for you. Drona: Shoot it! g92: Do you like my hair-style [..and removes his cap]? Drona: Jesus Christ! Who did that to you? Who? g92: I did it. Drona [astonished]: What?! Are you outta your minds? g92: I thought it's cool. Don't you think so? Alrite, howdy like my moustache? Drona: Mustache?! You call that a mustache? Kiddo, you need some serious mental care and stop going out alone. Take your parents' guidance. Drona: Umm...the greyness on your hair tells me that you're the oldest of the lot here. What do... Prof Outy: I see a chameleon. Drona: noob! [Next in line is the legendary tex1des. Drona dude looks at him from head to toe and says to self "இது ஒரு dummy பிசு" and moves on..] Drona [mad]: Who the puck let the ladies in? Bob: Sir, I'm no lady. Drona: Then why are you dressed like one? Bob: My boyfriend likey, so I dressy. I do whatever he asks me to..I don't mind bending over for him [blushes] Drona [says to self]: Goddamit! When I thought it can't get any bad, it becomes worse. Drona: Alrite, I don't care what's your sexual preference is..but what do you see over there? Bob: I could see a gay bird? Drona: GAY bird?! How do you know it's gay? Bob: It takes one to know one [...and winks. Drona dude creeps out..] Drona: You're the only hope I got. Il Princi: I see an eye..an eye of a bird. Drona: Phew. There is at least a shining star among these bunch of noobs...[looking at Bob] and a queer. Bravo! :proud:
Zelig Posted August 24, 2010 Author Posted August 24, 2010 Dronacharya says Jesus Christ? Bhai, do you expect logic in my posts :D
Guest Hiten. Posted August 24, 2010 Posted August 24, 2010 Wake me up when you're done, dipshit :yawn2:
Roshanrocks Posted August 24, 2010 Posted August 24, 2010 Il Princi: I see an eye..an eye of a bird. Drona: Phew. There is at least a shining star among these bunch of noobs...[looking at Bob] and a queer. Bravo! :proud: If only Drona knew what bird Princi was tokin about (chick) :headshake:
b555 Posted August 26, 2010 Posted August 26, 2010 Wake me up when you're done' date=' dipshit :yawn2:[/quote'] :dito:
gaurav92 Posted August 26, 2010 Posted August 26, 2010 Princi "Chewtiyapino" just showed us why is he tagged so. :hehe:
Zelig Posted August 26, 2010 Author Posted August 26, 2010 Oye g92..we all know that you don't even know what to do with your bell apart from using it for urinating purpose
gaurav92 Posted August 27, 2010 Posted August 27, 2010 Oye g92..we all know that you don't even know what to do with your bell apart from using it for urinating purpose The main question that arises here is whether you know it or not :D.
Zelig Posted August 27, 2010 Author Posted August 27, 2010 The main question that arises here is whether you know it or not :D. Do you see me smilin :finger:
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