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[Sachin=GOD]

@m$d and fletcher

[Cricket_Hacker]

Awesome !

[gaurav92]

Trolling the Indian team - part2

Part one can be found here http://www.indiancricketfans.com/showthread.php?t=278396 Shikhar Dhawan If you take Ganguly's leg side awkwardness, combine it with Raina's short ball problems, give it Afridi's dancing shoes and then make it mate with a one legged hippopotamus, the resulting bastard child will still play more elegantly than Dhawan. I was told Dhawan broke down and cried when he was told he would not be able to carry his home pitches with him while traveling overseas Bhuveneshwar Kumar Dhoni's largess did not stop with rescuing BK from an Ethiopian camp for the starving; he went the extra mile and selected him in the Indian team as a bowler. Always made to bowl with the wind so that he can reach 100 kph, Bhuveneshwar takes the risk of being blown away if the wind gets too strong. Varun Aaron No player looked so good on the bench and so bad while playing. The supposed to be Indian savior was too influenced by the Indian gene to concentrate on his bowling. Needless to say, he completely lived up to the expectations of being an Indian fast bowler MS Dhoni Whether it was the continuous 4-0 defeats, the continuous overseas humiliation or the continuous laughing stock Indian cricket team had become, captain cool shrugged it off with a panache and bravado seldom seen since Benjamin Butler. Like Don Quixote tilting at windmill, Dhoni insisted that the team's bowling was good, batting was great and progress was excellent all while the team was getting their asses handed to them by every opposition. If Saddam was still around, Dhoni would make an excellent replacement for comical Ali aka Baghdad bob. When last seen, Dhoni was mentoring couple of young ostrich offspring in the art of burying their heads in sand. Duncan Fletcher What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? We get Fletcher. Someone who doesn't bat an eyelid when the team's batting collapses. Someone who smiles contently seeing bowlers going for sh!tload of runs per match. A fat paycheck, a comfortable exotic vacation and a complete lack of accountability, the likes of which was last seen amongst the one's employed at Enron. Could life get any better?

Trolling the Indian team - part2

Shikhar Dhawan If you take Ganguly's leg side awkwardness, combine it with Raina's short ball problems, give it Afridi's dancing shoes and then make it mate with a one legged hippopotamus, the resulting bastard child will still play more elegantly than Dhawan. I was told Dhawan broke down and cried when he was told he would not be able to carry his home pitches with him while traveling overseas Bhuveneshwar Kumar Dhoni's largess did not stop with rescuing BK from an Ethiopian camp for the starving; he went the extra mile and selected him in the Indian team as a bowler. Always made to bowl with the wind so that he can reach 100 kph, Bhuveneshwar takes the risk of being blown away if the wind gets too strong. Varun Aaron No player looked so good on the bench and so bad while playing. The supposed to be Indian savior was too influenced by the Indian gene to concentrate on his bowling. Needless to say, he completely lived up to the expectations of being an Indian fast bowler MS Dhoni Whether it was the continuous 4-0 defeats, the continuous overseas humiliation or the continuous laughing stock Indian cricket team had become, captain cool shrugged it off with a panache and bravado seldom seen since Benjamin Butler. Like Don Quixote tilting at windmill, Dhoni insisted that the team's bowling was good, batting was great and progress was excellent all while the team was getting their asses handed to them by every opposition. If Saddam was still around, Dhoni would make an excellent replacement for comical Ali aka Baghdad bob. When last seen, Dhoni was mentoring couple of young ostrich offspring in the art of burying their heads in sand. Duncan Fletcher What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? We get Fletcher. Someone who doesn't bat an eyelid when the team's batting collapses. Someone who smiles contently seeing bowlers going for sh!tload of runs per match. A fat paycheck, a comfortable exotic vacation and a complete lack of accountability, the likes of which was last seen amongst the one's employed at Enron. Could life get any better?

:hysterical::hysterical: Brilliant as usual. Would love to see your take on Rohit, Jadeja, Ashwin and Ishant too!

[CSK Fan]

you are funny

Yes, it helps with the girls

[adi B]

brilliant man :cantstop:

[CSK Fan]

The Sport Dhoni was born to play Dhoni already has made some small name in the cricket world and one or two fans might recognize his name accidentally. However, there is another sports which Dhoni was born to play and would have been the world champion of. Unfortunately, it is played very rarely now and definitely not in India. Present Vigoro, the sports Dhoni was born to play Combining tennis and cricket, Vigoro was invented by John Grant so that people did not need to compete between playing cricket and tennis. He might have also foreseen the birth of MS Dhoni Consider the similarities Worried about bowling and keeping? Dhoni doesn't need to any more! Very good for health Try Vigoro today! Why would you want to do this? When you can do this? Go for it, Dhoni! Idea courtesy BBC and this interesting article on Vigoro http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-28237387

[StriKe]

:haha:

[velu]

missed helicopter shot .. even sachin seems to copied frm dhoni