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Dave Invites Michael


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After IPL auctions, Dave invites his big brother Michael Hussey at the place , where they grew up and learned their cricket. Michael is on time and Dave arrives late. Dave: Mujhe aane mein jara si der hogayi. Shukar hai tum Whites nahin pehan ke aaye. Michael: Fast car mein aane wale aksar der se aate. Dave: Tum janate ho mein tumhe yahaan kyun bhulaye? Michael: Mere Ghar mein aane tumari shaan ke khilaaf hoge and tumare ghare aane mere usulo ke khilaf hoga. Hum kahin aur bhi mil sakte the Dave: Nahin hum kahin aur nahin, sirt yahin mil sakte hai. Hum chahe ek dusre se kitne bhi alag ho jaye, hamara bachhapan kabhi bhi alag nahin ho sakta. Ye vahi pitch hai jahan hum khel khel ke bade hoon. Mein jo kehna chhata hoon us pele puchh lu, is vakt mujhe sunne vala kaun hai, Mr. cricket yahan phir mera bhai. Michael: Jab ek bhai bolega, ek bhai sunega, ek cowlasher bolega to Mr. cricket sunega. Dave: Tum nahin janta tumne kya kiya. Tumne itni mehnat ki, Ashes ke top scorer rahe, Baggy green ke liye tumne sab kuchh kiya, par ACB ne tume captain bhi nahin banaya, captain bana to wo inconsistent Clarke. aakhir kar tume ye Test cricket khelne se kya mila. Tum Test cricket se Afridi ki tarah retirement le lo or T20 par concentrate karo. Tumare pase bhi cowlashing ka talent hai. Michael: achha to Ek cowlasher bhai ke bes mein bol raha. Dave: Tum nahin janta tum jis raste pe ja raho ho uska anjam bura ho sakta hai.. IPL ka contract bhi tumhe kodiye ke daam mila. Australia ki T20 team mein bhi jaga nahin mili. Michael: Lekin tum jis raste par chal rahe uska anjam sirf bura hai, IPL mein sirf 4 foreigner hote hai team mein, tum agar perform nahin karogo to kai ke nahin rahoga. Dave: Aakhir kar Test cricket ne tumhe diya kya hai, Mr. Cricket ka khitab, hum logo ne aapi zindagi is suravat isi pitch se ki thi, aur dekho aaj tum kanho ho aur mein kanha hoon... mere pas rupiya, bank balance hai, million dollar contract hai, Australia ki T20 team mein jagah, gadiya, real estate...tumara pass tya hai? Michael: Mere pas Baggie Green Test Cap Hai :--D:--D

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