Sir john Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 i need loan,'i have lost my all ICF money,i want to bet on world cup and in other matches. interested party plz post here.
Kalia_Test Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 Whats the interest rate ? I need collateral guarantee too...preferably from one of good standing and word Also, I want to know the currency of your begging so that I can hedge in LSE futures for any fluctuations...hedging rate is over and above interest rate and is subject to increase without notice... 1) What is your credit standing? 2) Are you prone to impulse spending? Like on latest gadgets,etc or betting on Kenya or Pakistan Vs Ireland,etc? If yes, then an additional factor is included in my under-writing mechanism 3) Are you in a geographically bomb-prone area like Pakistan? 4) Are you surrounded by retards? I know it is difficult to identify but are they like-minded ppl according to YOU? Additional questions post answers to preliminary screening ... Thanks ( Bhikariyonka Katoraa bharo Organization) B.K.B.O
Sir john Posted January 24, 2011 Author Posted January 24, 2011 no need of loan,:mad: i can manage from somewhere.
Sachin=GOD Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 no need of loan,:mad: i can manage from somewhere. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Sir john Posted January 24, 2011 Author Posted January 24, 2011 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :(( :whack:
Holysmoke Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 no need of loan,:mad: i can manage from somewhere. Ahahahahahaha:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Kalia_Test Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 SJ jee ... pls fill in proper application form and answer questions....we will form a loan-consortium and fulfill your needs ....
Sir john Posted January 24, 2011 Author Posted January 24, 2011 i lossed too much money on india vs saaf series, no future money investment on team india.:finger: i will invest in other countries,but in india definitely never.
Sir john Posted January 24, 2011 Author Posted January 24, 2011 :finger: to mode who alter the thread title.
Mariyam Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 Sir John, I have ICF $ 6258 (before this post). I can give you all of it, only if you answer my question. Why are you a 'sir'? Knighted by the queen? Or are you a masterji ( teacher) ? :P
Kalia_Test Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 i lossed too much money on india vs saaf series, no future money investment on team india.:finger: i will invest in other countries,but in india definitely never. So, additional risk factors and information :- 1) Loan to a gaddaar 2) Since rupee is only partly convertible, we need a clearance from RBI ( Reserve Bank Of India) and need to comply with FEMA ( Foreign Exchange Management Authority) guidelines 3) Since non-investment on India amounts to speculation, income will be taxed as Business Income @ 30% flat 4) Since location of applicant is unknown, no benefits of MAT ( Minimum Alternate Tax) or SEZ (Special Economic Zone) will be applicable 5) No carbon credits available since the wattage and average electrical consumption of applicant are known at the time of application How can a loan-giver be sure that the katoraa is not going everywhere?
Sir john Posted January 24, 2011 Author Posted January 24, 2011 mariyam jee check my post in intro thread than u will know abov ur question answer
Sir john Posted January 24, 2011 Author Posted January 24, 2011 kalia beta i knw all these things u don't need to show ur smartness
Sachin=GOD Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 i lossed too much money on india vs saaf series, no future money investment on team india.:finger: i will invest in other countries,but in india definitely never. array India mein invest karo lekin meri advice lekar.............all my predictions about India SA series turned out to be right :proud:
Malcolm Merlyn Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 So, additional risk factors and information :- 1) Loan to a gaddaar 2) Since rupee is only partly convertible, we need a clearance from RBI ( Reserve Bank Of India) and need to comply with FEMA ( Foreign Exchange Management Authority) guidelines 3) Since non-investment on India amounts to speculation, income will be taxed as Business Income @ 30% flat 4) Since location of applicant is unknown, no benefits of MAT ( Minimum Alternate Tax) or SEZ (Special Economic Zone) will be applicable 5) No carbon credits available since the wattage and average electrical consumption of applicant are known at the time of application How can a loan-giver be sure that the katoraa is not going everywhere? Are you a chartered Accountant?
CSK Fan Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 i need loan,'i have lost my all ICF money,i want to bet on world cup and in other matches. interested party plz post here. http://www.indiancricketfans.com/showthread.php?t=156699&highlight=alms
CSK Fan Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 Sir John, I have ICF $ 6258 (before this post). I can give you all of it, only if you answer my question. Why are you a 'sir'? Knighted by the queen? Or are you a masterji ( teacher) ? :P I habe donated $10m to you, you can use it for bets, etc
Jersey #10 Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 Sala bhikh mang mang ke 30M banaya sirjee ne...:wall: I lost almost 300M on the Ind SA series....now start donating towards my cause as well :icflove:
gaurav92 Posted January 25, 2011 Posted January 25, 2011 Kalia are you a Chartered A/c? Even I am pursuing C.A :woot:
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