Ultimate_Game Posted April 5, 2011 Posted April 5, 2011 Once 6 great Paki players participated in a quiz. The six great men were Afridi, Sohail Tanvir, Shoaib Malik, Basit Ali, Amir Sohail and Inzamam. Here's how the quiz went... Moderator: Ab Afridi sahab se 50000 rupayon ke liye ek asaan sa sawal. Turning towards Afridi, "Afridi sahab bataiye ki akal badi ya bhains?" Afridi: "Main ek Paki mussalman hun aur hamare yahaan bhains akal se zayada badi hoti hai" Moderator turns to Tanveer "Tanveer sahab ab aap batayein ki sahi jawab kya hai" Tanveer: "Afridi ne bahut umda jawab diya hai magar pura sahi jawab nahin hai. Afridi bhai yeh kehna bhoo gaye ki hunduon ki zananiyat mein bhains se zayada akal badi hoti hai." Moderator turning to Malik "Malik sahab ab aap ki baari. Agar aap sahi jawab batate hain to 50000 rupaye ka umda inaam aapka" Malik: "Mujhe is baat ka ilm hai aur mujhe maloom hai ki akal se badi bhains hoti hai but I apologize to muslim ppl everywhere that I don't know why" At this Moderator was a bit embarassed and turned to a giggling Basit Ali "Basit sahab aap to zaroor bata sakte hain ki sahi jawab kya hai. Aap hi bata dein" Basit Ali chuckling to himself: "Yeh to sab jaante hain ki sahi jawab kya hai" and again leaned back in his chair. Moderator was a bit perplexed and pressed further "Basit sahab main kuch samjha nahin. Zara khul ke bataiye ki sahi jawab kya hai" Basit Ali looking at the audience and winking at Sohail: "Jinko samajhna tha woh samajh gaye ki sahi jawab kya hai" and went back to reclining and chewing tobacco grinning at the audience Suddenly moderator heard a snort like an angry bull about to charge and looked around at Sohail looking angry and exasperated. Moderator "Sohail sahab aap hi batayein" Amir Sohail: "This question is fixed and even Sarfraz knows that! There's no such thing as akal. Sirf bhains hoti hai" Moderator was looking extremely exasperated and slowly turned to Inzamam "Inzi aap hi bata dein ki akal zayada badi hoti hai" Inzi: "Sabse pehle main Allah talla ka shukar karta hun. Boys played well. Boys answered well. Magar unhe yeh nahin pata ki yeh trick question hai" and smiled Moderator was at his wits' end and said "Trick question? Accha yeh hi batayein ki is trick question ka kya jawab hai" Inzi still smiling: "Agar yeh Wasim bhai ki bhains hai to bhains akal se zaroor badi hai" Needless to say the quiz had to be scrapped :smiley:
moumotta Posted April 5, 2011 Posted April 5, 2011 Let no one have any doubts that all answers were correct. Bhains ki akal hamesha bhains se chhoti hoti hai.
jibranpatel15 Posted April 5, 2011 Posted April 5, 2011 :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:
Sachin=GOD Posted April 5, 2011 Posted April 5, 2011 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Hell Raiser Posted April 5, 2011 Posted April 5, 2011 :haha::haha::haha: If the players mentioned above reads this, they will feel proud of themselves and will feel strange that why the Indians are laughing at them.
Stuge Posted April 5, 2011 Posted April 5, 2011 :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:
Prakat Posted April 5, 2011 Posted April 5, 2011 :haha::haha::haha: If the players mentioned above reads this, they will feel proud of themselves and will feel strange that why the Indians are laughing at them. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
akshayxyz Posted April 5, 2011 Posted April 5, 2011 Let no one have any doubts that all answers were correct. Bhains ki akal hamesha bhains se chhoti hoti hai. :hatsoff:
akshayxyz Posted April 5, 2011 Posted April 5, 2011 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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