PCB launches corruption education drive

[saket123]

I bet the education involves educating people how they should frequently bribe their politicians to get anything done.

[f.b.m]

April 21, 2011. In related news, former fixing legends Salim Malik and Javed Miandad held their parallel workshop in Lahore, educating upcoming Pakistani cricketers on how to fix games without getting caught. Lessons include tips on how to effectively liaison with book-makers, establishing communication channels that cannot be tapped by law enforcement officials and operating without middlemen so that you can avoid paying commission. Speaking at the ribbon-cutting ceremony, Salim Malik said ‘Bismillah ar-Rahman ar-Raheem. Thanks is to Allah there has been a great demand for course. Our yengsters are coming from all parts of Pakistan to attend. We have had such a huge reception, we plan to open branches in other parts of Pakistan like Karachi, Islamabad, Quetta, Birmingham etc..’. Former Pakistan captain and cheater-in-chief Salman Butt was the marquee speaker at the event. Speaking to reporters afterwards, he said ‘Salim bhai and Javed doing great work. If such courses were available before, It would have greatly benefited cricketers like me and I would have never got caught..’ He especially recommended all cricketers to take the limited edition captaincy-special course, which had specific tips for future aspiring captains saying ‘This course helps you to avoid things as captain.. See next time, I will know never to recruit a yengster like Aamir. He got nervous and overstepped by 3 miles.. A season pro like Asif bhai, he oversteps only by an inch and nobody is suspicious..’ Prices for the course start at 200 gallons of insecticide. You can either register online, or by going out in the open and firing 4 rounds in the air with your Kalashnikov, with a 10 second gap between each round.

:laugh: OMG OMG OMG!!!

[punjabiplaya]

April 21, 2011. In related news, former fixing legends Salim Malik and Javed Miandad held their parallel workshop in Lahore, educating upcoming Pakistani cricketers on how to fix games without getting caught. Lessons include tips on how to effectively liaison with book-makers, establishing communication channels that cannot be tapped by law enforcement officials and operating without middlemen so that you can avoid paying commission. Speaking at the ribbon-cutting ceremony, Salim Malik said ‘Bismillah ar-Rahman ar-Raheem. Thanks is to Allah there has been a great demand for course. Our yengsters are coming from all parts of Pakistan to attend. We have had such a huge reception, we plan to open branches in other parts of Pakistan like Karachi, Islamabad, Quetta, Birmingham etc..’. Former Pakistan captain and cheater-in-chief Salman Butt was the marquee speaker at the event. Speaking to reporters afterwards, he said ‘Salim bhai and Javed doing great work. If such courses were available before, It would have greatly benefited cricketers like me and I would have never got caught..’ He especially recommended all cricketers to take the limited edition captaincy-special course, which had specific tips for future aspiring captains saying ‘This course helps you to avoid things as captain.. See next time, I will know never to recruit a yengster like Aamir. He got nervous and overstepped by 3 miles.. A season pro like Asif bhai, he oversteps only by an inch and nobody is suspicious..’ Prices for the course start at 200 gallons of insecticide. You can either register online, or by going out in the open and firing 4 rounds in the air with your Kalashnikov, with a 10 second gap between each round.

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[cricketfan2010]

Wonder what the agenda for the "anti-corruption" session will look like: 09:00am - Breakfast with Zaid Hameed. Menu: Day before yesterday's Sheesh Kabab, Kheer 10:00am - Hameed's speech on "Maintaining integrity and character during drinks break" 12:00pm - Lunch with Salim Malik. Menu: Yesterday's Sheesh kabab and kheer 01:00pm - Kamran Akmal on "Why cheat when you can be incompetent" 02:00pm - Coffee with Salman Butt 03:00pm - Wrap up and discussion ** Seats are almost full for this program. Please approach clerk in the back office about "special" admission rates. ** If too many show up for the limited spots, candidates will be chosen based on the length of their beards. In unrelated news: * Mr. Zardari is reported to have demanded his 10% from ICC to administer this "anti-corruption" program. * PCB launches 20 year roadmap to beat finally India in the 2031 world cup. * Asif in hospital after he walked into a telephone pole outside his home for the third time in two weeks

10:00 is hillarious.. :hysterical: There will be one-to-one session for Afridi for maintaining integrity and character during drinks breaks as he needs it most.

[vijay810]

I guess this mean no more corruption or spot fixing..............not wothout Zardari ,Ijaz Butt bieng denied their share.............Reast ALL IZZ WELL....

[Prakat]

Wonder what the agenda for the "anti-corruption" session will look like: 09:00am - Breakfast with Zaid Hameed. Menu: Day before yesterday's Sheesh Kabab, Kheer 10:00am - Hameed's speech on "Maintaining integrity and character during drinks break" 12:00pm - Lunch with Salim Malik. Menu: Yesterday's Sheesh kabab and kheer 01:00pm - Kamran Akmal on "Why cheat when you can be incompetent" 02:00pm - Coffee with Salman Butt 03:00pm - Wrap up and discussion ** Seats are almost full for this program. Please approach clerk in the back office about "special" admission rates. ** If too many show up for the limited spots, candidates will be chosen based on the length of their beards. In unrelated news: * Mr. Zardari is reported to have demanded his 10% from ICC to administer this "anti-corruption" program. * PCB launches 20 year roadmap to beat finally India in the 2031 world cup. * Asif in hospital after he walked into a telephone pole outside his home for the third time in two weeks

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[Stuge]

Wonder what the agenda for the "anti-corruption" session will look like: 09:00am - Breakfast with Zaid Hameed. Menu: Day before yesterday's Sheesh Kabab, Kheer 10:00am - Hameed's speech on "Maintaining integrity and character during drinks break" 12:00pm - Lunch with Salim Malik. Menu: Yesterday's Sheesh kabab and kheer 01:00pm - Kamran Akmal on "Why cheat when you can be incompetent" 02:00pm - Coffee with Salman Butt 03:00pm - Wrap up and discussion ** Seats are almost full for this program. Please approach clerk in the back office about "special" admission rates. ** If too many show up for the limited spots, candidates will be chosen based on the length of their beards. In unrelated news: * Mr. Zardari is reported to have demanded his 10% from ICC to administer this "anti-corruption" program. * PCB launches 20 year roadmap to beat finally India in the 2031 world cup. * Asif in hospital after he walked into a telephone pole outside his home for the third time in two weeks

wt........:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::cantstop:

[SachDan]

April 21, 2011. In related news, former fixing legends Salim Malik and Javed Miandad held their parallel workshop in Lahore, educating upcoming Pakistani cricketers on how to fix games without getting caught. Lessons include tips on how to effectively liaison with book-makers, establishing communication channels that cannot be tapped by law enforcement officials and operating without middlemen so that you can avoid paying commission. Speaking at the ribbon-cutting ceremony, Salim Malik said ‘Bismillah ar-Rahman ar-Raheem. Thanks is to Allah there has been a great demand for course. Our yengsters are coming from all parts of Pakistan to attend. We have had such a huge reception, we plan to open branches in other parts of Pakistan like Karachi, Islamabad, Quetta, Birmingham etc..’. Former Pakistan captain and cheater-in-chief Salman Butt was the marquee speaker at the event. Speaking to reporters afterwards, he said ‘Salim bhai and Javed doing great work. If such courses were available before, It would have greatly benefited cricketers like me and I would have never got caught..’ He especially recommended all cricketers to take the limited edition captaincy-special course, which had specific tips for future aspiring captains saying ‘This course helps you to avoid things as captain.. See next time, I will know never to recruit a yengster like Aamir. He got nervous and overstepped by 3 miles.. A season pro like Asif bhai, he oversteps only by an inch and nobody is suspicious..’ Prices for the course start at 200 gallons of insecticide. You can either register online, or by going out in the open and firing 4 rounds in the air with your Kalashnikov, with a 10 second gap between each round.

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Brilliant!

[Sachin=GOD]

April 21, 2011. In related news, former fixing legends Salim Malik and Javed Miandad held their parallel workshop in Lahore, educating upcoming Pakistani cricketers on how to fix games without getting caught. Lessons include tips on how to effectively liaison with book-makers, establishing communication channels that cannot be tapped by law enforcement officials and operating without middlemen so that you can avoid paying commission. Speaking at the ribbon-cutting ceremony, Salim Malik said ‘Bismillah ar-Rahman ar-Raheem. Thanks is to Allah there has been a great demand for course. Our yengsters are coming from all parts of Pakistan to attend. We have had such a huge reception, we plan to open branches in other parts of Pakistan like Karachi, Islamabad, Quetta, Birmingham etc..’. Former Pakistan captain and cheater-in-chief Salman Butt was the marquee speaker at the event. Speaking to reporters afterwards, he said ‘Salim bhai and Javed doing great work. If such courses were available before, It would have greatly benefited cricketers like me and I would have never got caught..’ He especially recommended all cricketers to take the limited edition captaincy-special course, which had specific tips for future aspiring captains saying ‘This course helps you to avoid things as captain.. See next time, I will know never to recruit a yengster like Aamir. He got nervous and overstepped by 3 miles.. A season pro like Asif bhai, he oversteps only by an inch and nobody is suspicious..’ Prices for the course start at 200 gallons of insecticide. You can either register online, or by going out in the open and firing 4 rounds in the air with your Kalashnikov, with a 10 second gap between each round.

This needs to be posted at PP :adore: :adore: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[Stuge]

April 21, 2011. In related news, former fixing legends Salim Malik and Javed Miandad held their parallel workshop in Lahore, educating upcoming Pakistani cricketers on how to fix games without getting caught. Lessons include tips on how to effectively liaison with book-makers, establishing communication channels that cannot be tapped by law enforcement officials and operating without middlemen so that you can avoid paying commission. Speaking at the ribbon-cutting ceremony, Salim Malik said ‘Bismillah ar-Rahman ar-Raheem. Thanks is to Allah there has been a great demand for course. Our yengsters are coming from all parts of Pakistan to attend. We have had such a huge reception, we plan to open branches in other parts of Pakistan like Karachi, Islamabad, Quetta, Birmingham etc..’. Former Pakistan captain and cheater-in-chief Salman Butt was the marquee speaker at the event. Speaking to reporters afterwards, he said ‘Salim bhai and Javed doing great work. If such courses were available before, It would have greatly benefited cricketers like me and I would have never got caught..’ He especially recommended all cricketers to take the limited edition captaincy-special course, which had specific tips for future aspiring captains saying ‘This course helps you to avoid things as captain.. See next time, I will know never to recruit a yengster like Aamir. He got nervous and overstepped by 3 miles.. A season pro like Asif bhai, he oversteps only by an inch and nobody is suspicious..’ Prices for the course start at 200 gallons of insecticide. You can either register online, or by going out in the open and firing 4 rounds in the air with your Kalashnikov, with a 10 second gap between each round.

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[NareshK]

^^Its a 'corruption education' drive after all. :cantstop:

[Paki-BoomBoom]

You will have a better chance of educating the donkeys on the street.

u mean ill mannered people like u, it'l be hard but worth a try, as some people just never learn :hysterical:

[Mamu]

u mean ill mannered people like u, it'l be hard but worth a try, as some people just never learn :hysterical:

Ill mannered I might be -- but I was refering to terrorists like your parents -- who gave birth to you.

[Sachin=GOD]

u mean ill mannered people like u, it'l be hard but worth a try, as some people just never learn :hysterical:

IIRC it is the Papistani cricketers who are repeatedly caught in match fixing, ball tampering, taking drugs etc.

[Rana]

Raina should get enrolled in this course.

This course has senior professors from the institution of match fixing, one of the oldest and most educated such as Azharudin. Dheeraj Dixit and co will also be giving presentations on how to look for jobs.

[Sachin=GOD]

This course has senior professors from the institution of match fixing, one of the oldest and most educated such as Azharudin. Dheeraj Dixit and co will also be giving presentations on how to look for jobs.

Yeah, Senior Professor Azharuddin...................who has learned the art of match fixing from the founders of match fixing, i.e. the Papistanis :cantstop:

[Rana]

Yeah' date=' Senior Professor Azharuddin...................who has learned the art of match fixing from the founders of match fixing, i.e. the Papistanis :cantstop:[/quote'] Oh yes, and then passed it on to other scholars such as Cronje and Saleem malik.:hysterical:

[Dhruv200]

Oh yes' date=' and then passed it on to other scholars such as Cronje and Saleem malik.:hysterical:[/quote'] Azhar learnt art of phixing from Papistani brothers

[Rana]

Azhar learnt art of phixing from Papistani brothers

Till date, nobody has found the missing teachers of Azharudin. But we do know that he has taught Malik and Cronje:hysterical:

[Ultimate_Game]

I have one question for OP or the Paki fans who have more knowledge about this education drive"... Education drive to start kar loge magar educate kaun karega? Ijaz Butt? :cantstop: