satyam1729 Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 http://www.espncricinfo.com/pakistan/content/current/story/512087.html#comments :cantstop:
Mamu Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 http://www.espncricinfo.com/pakistan/content/current/story/512087.html#comments :cantstop: You will have a better chance of educating the donkeys on the street.
Prakat Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 The participants were given lectures on the ICC's anti-corruption code and the PCB code of conduct. "We are also telling them how to behave in a dressing room, how to interact with strangers and outsiders and how to avoid getting lured into corrupt practices," Bari said. "We are preparing them for international cricket." How sad, when the batchche's leave the land of pure and out into the big, bad world they are completely clueless about the ways of the dirty, dirty world and get lured innocently into bad, bad things. awww.... :lollypop::lollypop::lollypop::lollypop::lollypop::lollypop::lollypop::lollypop::lollypop::lollypop::lollypop:
Dhruv200 Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 http://www.espncricinfo.com/pakistan/content/current/story/512087.html#comments :cantstop: Even corruption education drive will have a U turn like PCB
Ultimate_Game Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 http://www.espncricinfo.com/pakistan/content/current/story/512087.html#comments :cantstop: I can see lot of pawnage coming PCB's way :cantstop:
satyam1729 Posted April 21, 2011 Author Posted April 21, 2011 Raina should get enrolled in this course. He is following the path of Imran, Akram.
Ultimate_Game Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 Raina should get enrolled in this course. That's rich coming from a Paki :cantstop: Btw how are the "teary eyed boyzzz" doing these days? :hysterical:
Ram Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 April 21, 2011. In related news, former fixing legends Salim Malik and Javed Miandad held their parallel workshop in Lahore, educating upcoming Pakistani cricketers on how to fix games without getting caught. Lessons include tips on how to effectively liaison with book-makers, establishing communication channels that cannot be tapped by law enforcement officials and operating without middlemen so that you can avoid paying commission. Speaking at the ribbon-cutting ceremony, Salim Malik said ‘Bismillah ar-Rahman ar-Raheem. Thanks is to Allah there has been a great demand for course. Our yengsters are coming from all parts of Pakistan to attend. We have had such a huge reception, we plan to open branches in other parts of Pakistan like Karachi, Islamabad, Quetta, Birmingham etc..’. Former Pakistan captain and cheater-in-chief Salman Butt was the marquee speaker at the event. Speaking to reporters afterwards, he said ‘Salim bhai and Javed doing great work. If such courses were available before, It would have greatly benefited cricketers like me and I would have never got caught..’ He especially recommended all cricketers to take the limited edition captaincy-special course, which had specific tips for future aspiring captains saying ‘This course helps you to avoid things as captain.. See next time, I will know never to recruit a yengster like Aamir. He got nervous and overstepped by 3 miles.. A season pro like Asif bhai, he oversteps only by an inch and nobody is suspicious..’ Prices for the course start at 200 gallons of insecticide. You can either register online, or by going out in the open and firing 4 rounds in the air with your Kalashnikov, with a 10 second gap between each round.
Cricket Tragic Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 April 21, 2011. In related news, former fixing legends Salim Malik and Javed Miandad held their parallel workshop in Lahore, educating upcoming Pakistani cricketers on how to fix games without getting caught. Lessons include tips on how to effectively liaison with book-makers, establishing communication channels that cannot be tapped by law enforcement officials and operating without middlemen so that you can avoid paying commission. Speaking at the ribbon-cutting ceremony, Salim Malik said ‘Bismillah ar-Rahman ar-Raheem. Thanks is to Allah there has been a great demand for course. Our yengsters are coming from all parts of Pakistan to attend. We have had such a huge reception, we plan to open branches in other parts of Pakistan like Karachi, Islamabad, Quetta, Birmingham etc..’. Former Pakistan captain and cheater-in-chief Salman Butt was the marquee speaker at the event. Speaking to reporters afterwards, he said ‘Salim bhai and Javed doing great work. If such courses were available before, It would have greatly benefited cricketers like me and I would have never got caught..’ He especially recommended all cricketers to take the limited edition captaincy-special course, which had specific tips for future aspiring captains saying ‘This course helps you to avoid things as captain.. See next time, I will know never to recruit a yengster like Aamir. He got nervous and overstepped by 3 miles.. A season pro like Asif bhai, he oversteps only by an inch and nobody is suspicious..’ Prices for the course start at 200 gallons of insecticide. You can either register online, or by going out in the open and firing 4 rounds in the air with your Kalashnikov, with a 10 second gap between each round. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
NareshK Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 April 21, 2011. In related news, former fixing legends Salim Malik and Javed Miandad held their parallel workshop in Lahore, educating upcoming Pakistani cricketers on how to fix games without getting caught. Lessons include tips on how to effectively liaison with book-makers, establishing communication channels that cannot be tapped by law enforcement officials and operating without middlemen so that you can avoid paying commission. Speaking at the ribbon-cutting ceremony, Salim Malik said ‘Bismillah ar-Rahman ar-Raheem. Thanks is to Allah there has been a great demand for course. Our yengsters are coming from all parts of Pakistan to attend. We have had such a huge reception, we plan to open branches in other parts of Pakistan like Karachi, Islamabad, Quetta, Birmingham etc..’. Former Pakistan captain and cheater-in-chief Salman Butt was the marquee speaker at the event. Speaking to reporters afterwards, he said ‘Salim bhai and Javed doing great work. If such courses were available before, It would have greatly benefited cricketers like me and I would have never got caught..’ He especially recommended all cricketers to take the limited edition captaincy-special course, which had specific tips for future aspiring captains saying ‘This course helps you to avoid things as captain.. See next time, I will know never to recruit a yengster like Aamir. He got nervous and overstepped by 3 miles.. A season pro like Asif bhai, he oversteps only by an inch and nobody is suspicious..’ Prices for the course start at 200 gallons of insecticide. You can either register online, or by going out in the open and firing 4 rounds in the air with your Kalashnikov, with a 10 second gap between each round. :hysterical::hysterical:
vvvslaxman Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 Raina should get enrolled in this course. :finger: Raina is already a millionaire.
Ultimate_Game Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 :finger: Raina is already a millionaire. And that too without bowling "no balls" :winky:
Dhruv200 Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 Raina should get enrolled in this course. Raina doesnt want to get into ice cream parlour business.
Bumper Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 Wonder what the agenda for the "anti-corruption" session will look like: 09:00am - Breakfast with Zaid Hameed. Menu: Day before yesterday's Sheesh Kabab, Kheer 10:00am - Hameed's speech on "Maintaining integrity and character during drinks break" 12:00pm - Lunch with Salim Malik. Menu: Yesterday's Sheesh kabab and kheer 01:00pm - Kamran Akmal on "Why cheat when you can be incompetent" 02:00pm - Coffee with Salman Butt 03:00pm - Wrap up and discussion ** Seats are almost full for this program. Please approach clerk in the back office about "special" admission rates. ** If too many show up for the limited spots, candidates will be chosen based on the length of their beards. In unrelated news: * Mr. Zardari is reported to have demanded his 10% from ICC to administer this "anti-corruption" program. * PCB launches 20 year roadmap to beat finally India in the 2031 world cup. * Asif in hospital after he walked into a telephone pole outside his home for the third time in two weeks
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