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The hussey dismissal


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Bhajji was fielding at third man for Badri when Malinga came on to bowl. Badri took a single and hussey came on to strike for the second ball. (Bhajji was now fineleg(:cantstop:)). Bhajji didnt know whether to field on the boundary or come into the circle. He's trying to get Sachin's attention. Finally Sachin looks at him.. and Bhajji's like.. what do I do.. come in or go back. Sachin gestures to go back to fine leg. Bhajji then points to the side of his head, and gestures that the next ball will be a bouncer. Sachin then tells him to go squarer.. making him a square leg rather than a fine leg. Next ball is a bouncer, Hussey pulls, Polly pulls off a stunner. It was fantastic knowing what the next ball is gonna be, and to see it being bowled and the madrasi batsman being pwned:icflove: PS - With God on our side, even Rajni-kant help you:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

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Why did you stop there, holy, why didn't you give the rest of details? :dontknow: You missed the part where bhajji told sachin that Hussey was going to late cut that ball, but sachin interrupted him saying that no, he was going to pull it and that it was going to be hit at an angle of elevation of 12 degrees, with an initial velocity of 33 m/s. Not only that, sachin even calculated the wind resistance and accounted for the parameter like spin drift of the earth, moon's gravitational pull, solar flares etc. Based on these calculations, all of which he made in his mind in 3 secs, sachin told pollard in advance, exactly where the ball was going to land in the field. He even went on to instruct pollard to deliberately run .4 m per second slower than his usual top speed, in order to make the catch look spectacular and work the crowd up. And as everyone saw on television, the catch was completed as planned and the rest as they say, is history. Meanwhile, sachin was later found in consultations with leading scientists from NASA via live satellite link, as to why his calculations were slightly off by .00001% and was seen adjusting his formulae. :hatsoff: Phucker, if things go your way, you just make stories up along the way is it... :mad:

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Why did you stop there, holy, why didn't you give the rest of details? :dontknow: You missed the part where bhajji told sachin that Hussey was going to late cut that ball, but sachin interrupted him saying that no, he was going to pull it and that it was going to be hit at an angle of elevation of 12 degrees, with an initial velocity of 33 m/s. Not only that, sachin even calculated the wind resistance and accounted for the parameter like spin of the earth, moon's gravitational pull etc. Based on these calculations, all of which he made in his mind in 3 secs, sachin told pollard in advance, exactly where the ball was going to land in the field. He even went on to instruct pollard to deliberately run 4 m per second slower than his usual top speed, in order to make the catch look spectacular and work the crowd up. And as everyone saw on television, the catch was completed as planned and the rest as they say, is history. Meanwhile, sachin was later found in consultations with leading scientists from NASA via live satellite link, as to why his calculations were slightly off by .00001% and was seen adjusting his formulae. :hatsoff: Phucker, if things go your way, you just make stories along the way is it... :mad:
:cantstop: Nice one
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Bhajji was fielding at third man for Badri when Malinga came on to bowl. Badri took a single and hussey came on to strike for the second ball. (Bhajji was now fineleg(:cantstop:)). Bhajji didnt know whether to field on the boundary or come into the circle. He's trying to get Sachin's attention. Finally Sachin looks at him.. and Bhajji's like.. what do I do.. come in or go back. Sachin gestures to go back to fine leg. Bhajji then points to the side of his head, and gestures that the next ball will be a bouncer. Sachin then tells him to go squarer.. making him a square leg rather than a fine leg. Next ball is a bouncer, Hussey pulls, Polly pulls off a stunner. It was fantastic knowing what the next ball is gonna be, and to see it being bowled and the madrasi batsman being pwned:icflove: PS - With God on our side, even Rajni-kant help you:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
What a load of BS is this :sick:
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Why did you stop there, holy, why didn't you give the rest of details? :dontknow: You missed the part where bhajji told sachin that Hussey was going to late cut that ball, but sachin interrupted him saying that no, he was going to pull it and that it was going to be hit at an angle of elevation of 12 degrees, with an initial velocity of 33 m/s. Not only that, sachin even calculated the wind resistance and accounted for the parameter like spin drift of the earth, moon's gravitational pull, solar flares etc. Based on these calculations, all of which he made in his mind in 3 secs, sachin told pollard in advance, exactly where the ball was going to land in the field. He even went on to instruct pollard to deliberately run .4 m per second slower than his usual top speed, in order to make the catch look spectacular and work the crowd up. And as everyone saw on television, the catch was completed as planned and the rest as they say, is history. Meanwhile, sachin was later found in consultations with leading scientists from NASA via live satellite link, as to why his calculations were slightly off by .00001% and was seen adjusting his formulae. :hatsoff: Phucker, if things go your way, you just make stories up along the way is it... :mad:
:haha::haha:
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Why did you stop there, holy, why didn't you give the rest of details? :dontknow: You missed the part where bhajji told sachin that Hussey was going to late cut that ball, but sachin interrupted him saying that no, he was going to pull it and that it was going to be hit at an angle of elevation of 12 degrees, with an initial velocity of 33 m/s. Not only that, sachin even calculated the wind resistance and accounted for the parameter like spin drift of the earth, moon's gravitational pull, solar flares etc. Based on these calculations, all of which he made in his mind in 3 secs, sachin told pollard in advance, exactly where the ball was going to land in the field. He even went on to instruct pollard to deliberately run .4 m per second slower than his usual top speed, in order to make the catch look spectacular and work the crowd up. And as everyone saw on television, the catch was completed as planned and the rest as they say, is history. Meanwhile, sachin was later found in consultations with leading scientists from NASA via live satellite link, as to why his calculations were slightly off by .00001% and was seen adjusting his formulae. :hatsoff: Phucker, if things go your way, you just make stories up along the way is it... :mad:
You southies can't help dramatizing everything, can you?:headshake: You just can't accept that Bhajji + Sachin = FTW. :hatsoff:
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Why did you stop there, holy, why didn't you give the rest of details? :dontknow: You missed the part where bhajji told sachin that Hussey was going to late cut that ball, but sachin interrupted him saying that no, he was going to pull it and that it was going to be hit at an angle of elevation of 12 degrees, with an initial velocity of 33 m/s. Not only that, sachin even calculated the wind resistance and accounted for the parameter like spin drift of the earth, moon's gravitational pull, solar flares etc. Based on these calculations, all of which he made in his mind in 3 secs, sachin told pollard in advance, exactly where the ball was going to land in the field. He even went on to instruct pollard to deliberately run .4 m per second slower than his usual top speed, in order to make the catch look spectacular and work the crowd up. And as everyone saw on television, the catch was completed as planned and the rest as they say, is history. Meanwhile, sachin was later found in consultations with leading scientists from NASA via live satellite link, as to why his calculations were slightly off by .00001% and was seen adjusting his formulae. :hatsoff: Phucker, if things go your way, you just make stories up along the way is it... :mad:
:hysterical::hysterical:
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sachin + bajji weren't able to achieve anything for the last three years (ipl) pwning us is something that gives you guys happiness then let me tell u something we don care a puck as i said "kolaikira nai kolachikite than irukum"

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