J P K Posted November 27, 2011 Posted November 27, 2011 Hours after he hit a match-saving ton to go along with his 5-wicket haul in the first innings, Ashwin was relaxing in his hotel room listening to DhanushÃÔ viral number Why this Kolaveri Di, when he got a rather interesting phone call from a Sardar who called himself Harvinder Singh. Ashwin was kind enough to share the transcript of the phone conversation with The UnReal Times. Ashwin: Hello Harvinder Singh: Ashwin bol raha hai? Ashwin (enthusiastically): Yes, are you one of my fans? Thank you thank you. The century is dedicated to the team and Harvinder Singh (interrupts): ABE CHUP! MAA#$#$#$ BEHEN#$#$#$# Ashwin (after a pause): Er who are you? Harvinder Singh: Myself Harvinder Singh from Patiala. I am the destroyer of corruption. Kal hi mene Sharad Pawar ko thappad maara Ashwin: Er ok.. but Harvinder paaji, why are you calling me? What have I got to do with corruption?? Harvinder Singh: Abe, you are corrupting Indian cricket! Kya soch ke century maara. Bhool gaya kya ki tu bowler hai? Apna kaam kyun nahi karta hai? Ashwin: But I also took a 5-wicket haul in the first innings. (thereÃÔ a pause on the other end as Harvinder Singh seemingly searches for words) Harvinder Singh: Oye, to kya tu apne aap ko bond samajhta hai? You think you have made it LARGE??? (this time thereÃÔ a pause at AshwinÃÔ end) Ashwin: Harvinder paaji, your voice is strangely familiar. Have we met? Harvinder Singh hesitates before unleashing a mouthful of abuse, forcing Ashwin to hold his mobile away from his ear. Ashwin (after Harvinder is done): Ok Harvinder paaji, you tell me what should I do in the next test match? Harvinder Singh (tone abruptly changes from aggressive to patronizing): Oye, bowl flat, wicket-to-wicket, hold up one end and control the run-rate. Yehi ek Indian off-spinner ka kaam hai Ashwin: All right. Will do that. Aur bataiye paaji, papa ka ball-bearing factory theek thaak chal raha hai? Harvinder Singh (heartily): Haan, sab changa hai. Ashwin: Geeta is doing well? Harvinder Singh: Haan, sheÃÔ fine? (stops abruptly) Oh ***** (mutters) saala shaana madrasi @#$#$@#$ (The phone clicks) http://www.theunrealtimes.com/2011/11/26/ashwin-gets-crank-call-from-a-man-claiming-to-be-harvinder-singh/
Sachinism Posted November 27, 2011 Posted November 27, 2011 +2 +3 Sent from my Desire HD using Tapatalk
Sidhoni Posted November 27, 2011 Posted November 27, 2011 lame +1. +2 +3 Sent from my Desire HD using Tapatalk +4
ganeshran Posted November 27, 2011 Posted November 27, 2011 This part was very funny. Otherwise it was okish. Faking news usually does a much better job Harvinder Singh (tone abruptly changes from aggressive to patronizing): Oye, bowl flat, wicket-to-wicket, hold up one end and control the run-rate. Yehi ek Indian off-spinner ka kaam hai Ashwin: All right. Will do that. Aur bataiye paaji, papa ka ball-bearing factory theek thaak chal raha hai? Harvinder Singh (heartily): Haan, sab changa hai. Ashwin: Geeta is doing well? Harvinder Singh: Haan, sheÃÔ fine? (stops abruptly) Oh ***** (mutters) saala shaana madrasi @#$#$@#$
Pagalpanti Posted November 27, 2011 Posted November 27, 2011 :hysterical: Ashwin (after Harvinder is done): Ok Harvinder paaji, you tell me what should I do in the next test match? Harvinder Singh (tone abruptly changes from aggressive to patronizing): Oye, bowl flat, wicket-to-wicket, hold up one end and control the run-rate. Yehi ek Indian off-spinner ka kaam hai :giggle:
Tiger80 Posted November 27, 2011 Posted November 27, 2011 Cheap Joke Promoting Regionalism in Indian cricket .Harbhajan is out from Indiian team because of its own form not because of Ashwin
kubrickian Posted November 28, 2011 Posted November 28, 2011 lame +1. +2 +3 Sent from my Desire HD using Tapatalk +4 stupid joke :headshake: Cheap Joke Promoting Regionalism in Indian cricket .Harbhajan is out from Indiian team because of its own form not because of Ashwin Why this kolaveri ? I thought it was funny.
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