Davangere Express watch thread

[VRV Singh]

Mediocre bowler is mediocre

[saneindian]

Was cramping up the other day and pulled his hamstring today. Reflects in the way he bowled in those last overs. :((

[Ultimate_Game]

Was cramping up the other day and pulled his hamstring today. Reflects in the way he bowled in those last overs. :((

How come our bowlers are so phucking unfit that they start cramping up in odis

[asterix]

Was cramping up the other day and pulled his hamstring today. Reflects in the way he bowled in those last overs. :((

Is he so important part of the team that he can't even be 'allowed' to take a break if there are fitness issues? We've made players like VK, Jaddu, Raina etc. Indispensable. I don't know why?

[Malcolm Merlyn]

He is cramping pulling hamstring yet not rested or rotated,Tenvic Rules. He is a disgrace to Indian team just like the likes of Dodda GAnesh Johnson Noel David etc.

[Ultimate_Game]

He is cramping pulling hamstring yet not rested or rotated,Tenvic Rules. He is a disgrace to Indian team just like the likes of Dodda GAnesh Johnson Noel David etc.

Yup those were the days with the likes of Thiru Kumaran, Abey Kuruvilla, Dodda Ganesh, David Johnson etc. Folks like Kuruvilla and Kumaran (and even Prasad) looked like beasts towering 6'5" or more and bowled 120 kph :hysterical: I am surprised batsmen were actually able to keep a straight face while facing them :giggle:

[rkt.india]

Yup those were the days with the likes of Thiru Kumaran' date=' Abey Kuruvilla, Dodda Ganesh, David Johnson etc. Folks like Kuruvilla and Kumaran (and even Prasad) looked like beasts towering 6'5" or more and bowled 120 kph :hysterical: I am surprised batsmen were actually able to keep a straight face while facing them :giggle:[/quote'] He at least has improved since the Perth test mauling, credit to him.:two_thumbs_up:

[express bowling]

He at least has improved since the Perth test mauling' date=' credit to him.:two_thumbs_up:[/quote'] Point to be noted is that his improvement has synchronized with him increasing his pace to 134k to 138 k band, an acceptable pace level much better than his original 125 k to 132k. :sherlock:

[rkt.india]

Point to be noted is that his improvement has synchronized with him increasing his pace to 134k to 138 k band' date=' an acceptable pace level much better than his original 125 k to 132k.[/quote'] Yes that is why I said he improved after Perth test.

[Ultimate_Game]

He at least has improved since the Perth test mauling' date=' credit to him.:two_thumbs_up:[/quote'] No doubt about that. He looked a different bowler in odis, especially in the first spell. He still doesn't know what to do in subsequent spells just like most of the Indian pacers like PK, Ishant etc. and leaks runs.

[J P K]

RCBÃÔ Vinay Kumar lends much needed cash to Vijay Mallya for avoiding further flight cancellations Kingfisher Airlines has finally lined up an angel investor in the form of Vinay Kumar. The Karnataka speedster, who was recently snapped up by Dr. MallyaÃÔ Royal Challengers Bangalore (RCB) for a cool $1 million, will be extending some much needed hard cash in the form of soft loans to prevent further last minute Kingfisher flight cancellations. Vinay decided to generously extend a helping hand after being informed that the King of Good Times was planning to return to Bangalore from Delhi by train, and that too in 3 Tier AC through Tatkaal booking, after yet another Kingfisher flight cancellation. Å®allya sir apparently needs hard cash to pay oil companies. So I have given him an advance of $300,000 which should be sufficient to fuel 15 to 20 flights. Least I can do for his generosity in buying me for $1million, yaa, said an emotionally aggrieved Vinay from Australia to The Unreal Times. The fast bowler has been distraught ever since he heard about KingfisherÃÔ mounting woes and has been off the boil, revealed a member of the Indian cricket team on condition of anonymity. The Davangere express, now also called the Bangalore scooty after his insipid bowling in the recent ODIs, has also reached out to his RCB compatriots including Zak, Kohli, Kumble and Gayle to double up as Kingfisher crew to tide over staff shortage. Å*etÃÔ do it for Dr. Mallya, guys, tweeted Vinay. In response, Kumble, who is RCBÃÔ mentor, has gallantly agreed to chip in as a flight engineer while Kohli is keen to take up flight attendant duties during off-time. The Kingfisher management however wants the Delhi lad to undergo anger management training first. :dance:

[Magneto]

Kingfisher Airlines has finally lined up an angel investor in the form of Vinay Kumar. The Karnataka speedster, who was recently snapped up by Dr. MallyaÃÔ Royal Challengers Bangalore (RCB) for a cool $1 million, will be extending some much needed hard cash in the form of soft loans to prevent further last minute Kingfisher flight cancellations. Vinay decided to generously extend a helping hand after being informed that the King of Good Times was planning to return to Bangalore from Delhi by train, and that too in 3 Tier AC through Tatkaal booking, after yet another Kingfisher flight cancellation. Å®allya sir apparently needs hard cash to pay oil companies. So I have given him an advance of $300,000 which should be sufficient to fuel 15 to 20 flights. Least I can do for his generosity in buying me for $1million, yaa, said an emotionally aggrieved Vinay from Australia to The Unreal Times. The fast bowler has been distraught ever since he heard about KingfisherÃÔ mounting woes and has been off the boil, revealed a member of the Indian cricket team on condition of anonymity. The Davangere express, now also called the Bangalore scooty after his insipid bowling in the recent ODIs, has also reached out to his RCB compatriots including Zak, Kohli, Kumble and Gayle to double up as Kingfisher crew to tide over staff shortage. Å*etÃÔ do it for Dr. Mallya, guys, tweeted Vinay. In response, Kumble, who is RCBÃÔ mentor, has gallantly agreed to chip in as a flight engineer while Kohli is keen to take up flight attendant duties during off-time. The Kingfisher management however wants the Delhi lad to undergo anger management training first. :dance:

:hysterical: :hysterical: :cantstop: Super-duper writeup on our legendary DE. :cantstop:

[VRV Singh]

Oye, phasst bolling fanatics, here is some fap material: 9HhGQz1RZS0 Second ball. Check speed gun brah. VK can crank it up whenever he likes, but knows he will get smoked like this. Slow and steady wins the race. Yadav :giggle:

[Magneto]

Oye, phasst bolling fanatics, here is some fap material: 9HhGQz1RZS0 Second ball. Check speed gun brah. VK can crank it up whenever he likes, but knows he will get smoked like this. Slow and steady wins the race. Yadav :giggle:

Did he hit 150 on that second ball? :hmmm: :woot:

[rkt.india]

Did he hit 150 on that second ball? :hmmm: :woot:

speed guns messed up here..

[dragonfly]

Did he hit 150 on that second ball? :hmmm: :woot:

Off the bat, Yes.

[saneindian]

The DE express is waiting for an opportunity to bowl under lights in Australia. He will annihilate the Aus and SL top order if he gets a chance to do so.

[Magneto]

speed guns messed up here..

The speed gun only messes up when DE hits 150 :wall: Has it ever messed up for any other bowler in this tournament? :hmmm: Maybe for Umesh Yadav, when his 160 kmph ball was shown as only 150 kmph :dontknow:

[rkt.india]

The speed gun only messes up when DE hits 150 :wall: Has it ever messed up for any other bowler in this tournament? :hmmm: Maybe for Umesh Yadav, when his 160 kmph ball was shown as only 150 kmph :dontknow:

Yadav has not hit 160 yet

[J P K]

Oye, phasst bolling fanatics, here is some fap material: 9HhGQz1RZS0 Second ball. Check speed gun brah. VK can crank it up whenever he likes, but knows he will get smoked like this. Slow and steady wins the race. Yadav :giggle:

wow what a player he was cramping before that over but still managed to bowl phaasssssst :hail: