indiaregulator Posted June 26, 2012 Posted June 26, 2012 I don't why, but some of these are so funny :hysterical::hysterical: A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse, unable to speak English, shits on the floor and leaves. A duck walks into a bar and is quickly shooed away because it is unsanitary to have a duck in a bar. What did one barstool say to the other? Nothing, inanimate objects cannot talk. Why did the Catholic priest get sent to jail? Tax evasion. What did the cow say when it fell in the stream? Moo. Yo momma's so fat, your father no longer finds her attractive and it's destroying their marriage. A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt. You know what really hurts me inside? Internal bleeding. Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but sponges? He recently died of malnutrition leaving behind a wife and two young children. Yo momma's so fat, that she should consider changing her diet and exercising more often. How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Impossible to estimate given the lack of previous data. A lion walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave predicting the impending danger at hand. Yo momma's so dumb, it's obvious that she didn't get a very good standard of education as a child. Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!" The other makes an unremarkably similar noise. A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin. If life gives you melons, you are dyslexic. Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave began to break into tears as his Grandmother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse. Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear. Knock knock. Who's there? The doorbell repairman man. Knock knock. Who's there? John. Hi John, you right mate? Come in! Yo momma's so fat, that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a slightly larger volume of water than people with less body mass do.
velu Posted June 26, 2012 Posted June 26, 2012 its "Lame Jokes" or "Poor Jokes" and few are good Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
beetle Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 Knock knock. Who's there? The doorbell repairman man:hysterical:some good ones.
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