Lurker Posted August 24, 2012 Posted August 24, 2012 I remember AIR rufused to play Choli ke peechey kya hai. They used to say "aaj ka number 1 song film khalnayak se hai' date=' lekin hum usay chala nahi saktay" :icflove:[/quote'] :hysterical: I watched Thaanedar in front stall. Baaki sab housefull ho gaya tha. It was awesome watching this song amongst the rickshawalla, coolies and all the lowest level. Yaar comments bhi ekdam khalnayak type tha! When this song came on, ek banda saare stalls waalon ke sar pe uppar chadh ke bhaaga tha screen pe taraf. Pata nahin saale ko laga ke shayad Madhuri Dixit wahin hain. That day balconey wagaiarh se bahut saare chawani-athani gire the mere sar pe bhi..:hysterical:
Desi Cartman Posted August 24, 2012 Author Posted August 24, 2012 Hahaha, isn't it amazing how many guys do that? I dare say most guys do that. The funniest thing is when you are watching the climax of a game, or a movie and Shrimati-ji comes out swinging, "Accha suno aaj na yun hua.....". One of these days I am going to stab my wife with the remote control the worst is when you keep nodding your head or keep saying random yes , aha , sure, ok and then she realizes and asks u " u dont even know what Im saying, batao mein kya keh rahi thi " ... Its like a surprise test straight after a boring Hindi class in 9th standard, where you think you made it by just staying awake
Desi Cartman Posted August 24, 2012 Author Posted August 24, 2012 :hysterical: I watched Thaanedar in front stall. Baaki sab housefull ho gaya tha. It was awesome watching this song amongst the rickshawalla, coolies and all the lowest level. Yaar comments bhi ekdam khalnayak type tha! When this song came on, ek banda saare stalls waalon ke sar pe uppar chadh ke bhaaga tha screen pe taraf. Pata nahin saale ko laga ke shayad Madhuri Dixit wahin hain. That day balconey wagaiarh se bahut saare chawani-athani gire the mere sar pe bhi..:hysterical: lol .. remind me of watching Rangeela in front stall, I realized that whenever Urmila was dancing my seat was shaking a bit and then I looked to my right to see this gentleman helping himself while watching Urmila dance :(( I didnt know how to react :((
Lurker Posted August 24, 2012 Posted August 24, 2012 the worst is when you keep nodding your head or keep saying random yes ' date=' aha , sure, ok and then she realizes and asks u " u dont even know what Im saying, batao mein kya keh rahi thi " ... Its like a surprise test straight after a boring Hindi class in 9th standard, where you think you made it by just staying awake[/quote'] :giggle: Main har do minute mein ek line pe dhyaan deta hoon. Here is how it goes. Lurker busy watching TV, or reading something. Shrimati-ji - Accha suno aaj ..... Luker is out on a beach by now (mentally)..... Shrimati -ji - continues..... (2 minutes gone) Lurker back to reality. Hears Shrimati-ji say - Andrea also does not know how to hold a proper meeting. She could have done a better job. Lurker - Pata hai, I always thought Andrea was a fraud...chor hai..(thinks who is Andrea??) Shrimati-ji - Haan I think you are right. Thank you for being supportive. Pata hai na kal kya hua. Lurker zones out again....
Laaloo Posted August 24, 2012 Posted August 24, 2012 tum logo yaha pe party ka bandobast kar rahe ho kya phir biwi ki shikayat karne ke liya aaye ho?
Desi Cartman Posted August 24, 2012 Author Posted August 24, 2012 :giggle: Main har do minute mein ek line pe dhyaan deta hoon. Here is how it goes. Lurker busy watching TV, or reading something. Shrimati-ji - Accha suno aaj ..... Luker is out on a beach by now (mentally)..... Shrimati -ji - continues..... (2 minutes gone) Lurker back to reality. Hears Shrimati-ji say - Andrea also does not know how to hold a proper meeting. She could have done a better job. Lurker - Pata hai, I always thought Andrea was a fraud...chor hai..(thinks who is Andrea??) Shrimati-ji - Haan I think you are right. Thank you for being supportive. Pata hai na kal kya hua. Lurker zones out again.... Reminds me of a stand up I was watching sometime ago, where he said that you can dont need to hear what your wife is saying but just remember to say "That biiitach" after every 5 mins and it will always work out as they are almost always complaining about other women around them including their best friends :hysterical:
CSK Fan Posted August 24, 2012 Posted August 24, 2012 I just came back from a real party....................losers :hysterical:
Desi Cartman Posted August 24, 2012 Author Posted August 24, 2012 I just came back from a real party....................losers :hysterical: oh what a success ! you didnt bring anybody back with you and decided to log into your fav cricket website in the middle of the night :hehe:
Malcolm Merlyn Posted August 24, 2012 Posted August 24, 2012 calling mrs lurker and mrs desi......brb
Lurker Posted August 24, 2012 Posted August 24, 2012 oh what a success ! you didnt bring anybody back with you and decided to log into your fav cricket website in the middle of the night :hehe: :hysterical: :hysterical: Woh Laloo abhi se biwi se darne laga hai, shaadi ke pahle hi :beee:
Desi Cartman Posted August 24, 2012 Author Posted August 24, 2012 acha poyz I iz going to a baseball game, any tips ?
Yoda-esque Posted August 24, 2012 Posted August 24, 2012 oh what a success ! you didnt bring anybody back with you and decided to log into your fav cricket website in the middle of the night :hehe: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Gold!
Yoda-esque Posted August 24, 2012 Posted August 24, 2012 I'd love to go grab some beer with colleagues after work on Friday..but everybody I work with does not drink.Its weird. :(( I havent had a drop of alcohol for 3 months now.
Desi Cartman Posted August 24, 2012 Author Posted August 24, 2012 I'd love to go grab some beer with colleagues after work on Friday..but everybody I work with does not drink.Its weird. :(( I havent had a drop of alcohol for 3 months now. do you work for passion.net ?
Texy Posted August 24, 2012 Posted August 24, 2012 acha poyz I iz going to a baseball game' date=' any tips ?[/quote'] DO NOT wear your India jersey! Prepare to work out later in the night to compensate for all the beer and hot dog you'll b having Don't forget to oogle the ladies walking around the concessions area if you get bored...just tell Kaki, you gotta do #1, when she asks why so frequently just blame it on your aging bladder & the beer Asian coworkers? Y not drink at home or go to a pub by urself, check out the ladies n catch a game on the telly? (o god I just said that in my mind in a british accent...TGIF)
Desi Cartman Posted August 24, 2012 Author Posted August 24, 2012 DO NOT wear your India jersey! Prepare to work out later in the night to compensate for all the beer and hot dog you'll b having Don't forget to oogle the ladies walking around the concessions area if you get bored...just tell Kaki, you gotta do #1, when she asks why so frequently just blame it on your aging bladder & the beer lol that jersey thing was a joke :(( Thanks for the tips and I will do the needful. I hope its not as boring as I think might be
Yoda-esque Posted August 24, 2012 Posted August 24, 2012 DO NOT wear your India jersey! Prepare to work out later in the night to compensate for all the beer and hot dog you'll b having Don't forget to oogle the ladies walking around the concessions area if you get bored...just tell Kaki, you gotta do #1, when she asks why so frequently just blame it on your aging bladder & the beer Asian coworkers? Y not drink at home or go to a pub by urself, check out the ladies n catch a game on the telly? (o god I just said that in my mind in a british accent...TGIF) yes and south indian.
jind Posted August 25, 2012 Posted August 25, 2012 tum logo yaha pe party ka bandobast kar rahe ho kya phir biwi ki shikayat karne ke liya aaye ho? :hysterical::hysterical:
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