Lurker Posted January 30, 2013 Posted January 30, 2013 ..I am going to start cracking some skulls. Early morning I am getting ready to work, running to put peanut butter on my toast and quick poached eggs (those two minutes when the eggs are cooked have to be the longest!), I hear the analysis on the news channel about how great Michelle Obama's arms are what she does to keep them that way. Somewhere between Dick Chenney shooting his friend in the face and Kim Kardashian showing baby bump, Michelle Obama captured the National, and International, attention with her arms. It has been called weapons of mass destruction, right to bare arms etc. and in one amazing swoop has labelled the society as suffering from buff arms fetish. Ladies, grab a chair you may want to hear this from a man. Listen close and please don't be thinking of the rajma on the stove as you read this. Okay here goes. We men don't care about your freaking arms. I can rattle ten different body parts that sways us more than your arms. Heck in half of Germany, and possibly entire Japan, they get turned on more by your feet for crying out loud! So long as your arms do not look like a 75 year old biker on a Harley with his triceps reminding of flag in the wind, we are good! And what are you gonna with those biceps anyway? Hammer curl me? Strong legs I get..heck I would even insist upon! Strong core, yes now we are talking. We will pay for all your Zumba classes and that retarded thing called yoga mat. Bend over and work the butt? Sure. Take my entire bonus for that! But arms?? Not giving a dime there. What kind of look are you going for anyway? A junkie?? And while you are listening, can we do also away from that tattoo on lower back? It is long gone and is tacky. More importantly it has affected my period porn taste. How am I supposed to watch Cleopatra with a Casper staring in my face!!
Crookbond Posted January 30, 2013 Posted January 30, 2013 Forget Michelle Obama, you can worry about Anil Kapoor's arm and chest. This will make your morning run and period porn taste much better! :good:
Desi Cartman Posted January 30, 2013 Posted January 30, 2013 Subah subah uttajit ho rahe ho .. michelle obama ke kanoon jaise mazboot haath dekh kar porn, bending down and yoga asan kahan se yaad a gaye ?
punjabi_khota Posted January 30, 2013 Posted January 30, 2013 How about them bangs ? :P http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/obama-and-mlk-cold-open/n32020/
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