Watching this paki team ....

[Iconoclast]

Also why allah not help pakistan have batsman who can score runs? Maybe the pak can explain?

Because defending low totals makes our already awesome bowlers look even more ****ing awesome. Do not question the wisdom of Allah

[SLICKR392]

Because defending low totals makes our already awesome bowlers look even more ****ing awesome. Do not question the wisdom of Allah

:WTF:

[GoldenSun]

Because defending low totals makes our already awesome bowlers look even more ****ing awesome. Do not question the wisdom of Allah

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[rainy day]

Watching this Pakistani team? Meh. The 'antertainment' lies in watching Pakistani fans watching this Pakistani team.... See the padosi forum and almost every game these days. At the start of every chase their batsmen are better than India's, that failed international gigolo Shahid Afridi is a better all rounder than Garfield Sobers, and they have a great bowler in every street in Pakistan. Presumably these great bowlers are too busy picking pockets and finding it more lucrative than turning up for trials. The latest generation of Pakistani Bradmen are opening, chasing a 'pathetic' target of 180, and it's sunny everywhere. Did you see that Nasir Jamshed cover drive and how his belly jiggles exactly three times every time? Wah, wah! Oye Sohaib Maqsood is as good as Inzi and only eats half as much! Half way through they soar into a crescendo of hope. Maximum Leader Misbah Ul Haq is at the crease, with a strike rate of minus 32 point five. Pakistani calculations have revealed that based on this strike rate Pakistan will win the game in seventeen point four overs. Somewhere near the middle of the second half it starts to go to *****. Misbah goes home. Misbah a run, Misbah fifty runs, you know the drill, it's always Misbah something. Talented Umar Akmal is at the crease. Ya Maula, madad. Talented Umar Akmal is back in the pavilion, ready to unfurl his talent another day. Then as that failed international gigolo Shahid Afridi comes to the crease they sink into hysteria. Soon they turn on one another in a shower of recriminations, abuse and tears. Madad Maula, madad. Saeed Ajmal comes in no doubt muttering MC and BC at Pakistan's batting geniuses. He's not long for the crease either. Finally Irfan comes in to bat ready to use his body as a pinyata instead, and after a few painful balls Pakistan WIN!!!! WIN!!!! WIN!!!!! Actually they don't. Recycle and repeat. Repeat and Recycle.

I am a Pakistani and this post has me in fits :hysterical: Completely describes our thought progression during a match :D

[jf1gp_1]

Today is a great once in a century day if you are a pak fan, not only pak team made over 200 but they won and india lost at home. Come on my pak friends enjoy it's your evening for once.

[Iconoclast]

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:facepalm: It was a sarcastic post.