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At least Ashwin didn't announce his retirement mid-series At least Dhawan didn't fly back home because of 'stress' At least Ojha didn't get thrown out of a nightclub and piss on the street At least Zaheer Khan didn't need to get rescued from a paddle boat at 4am At least Kohli, Pujara and Rahane were actually born in the country they play for At least Murali Vijay wasn't sending texts to Dale Steyn, crying about his teammates PS: There isn't really a 'consolation', because we haven't lost anything. Just felt like ripping into the poms.

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At least Ashwin didn't announce his retirement mid-series At least Dhawan didn't fly back home because of 'stress' At least Ojha didn't get thrown out of a nightclub and piss on the street At least Zaheer Khan didn't need to get rescued from a paddle boat at 4am At least Kohli, Pujara and Rahane were actually born in the country they play for At least Murali Vijay wasn't sending texts to Dale Steyn, crying about his teammates PS: There isn't really a 'consolation', because we haven't lost anything. Just felt like ripping into the poms.
:hysterical: Dont know about the rescue one whom did it happen too ?
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Also our batsmen, even when they get hit by the ball, don't waste time and start crying about every little bump, e.g smith. Smith started wasting time from a jadeja delivery that bounced and hit him slightly lool

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Also our batsmen, even when they get hit by the ball, don't waste time and start crying about every little bump, e.g smith. Smith started wasting time from a jadeja delivery that bounced and hit him slightly lool
If we're going after the Saffers then we could write a whole dictionary At least Ishant didn't forget to run on the last ball of the world cup semi-final with scores tied At least Zaheer didn't get bowled a maiden when his team needed 16 runs off 3 overs At least Shami didn't get placed last in a batting lineup that included a batsman with an injured ankle (I bet Morne would have been sent before Tahir) At least Dhoni's team didn't lose 3 ODIs to Pakistan in the UAE At least Dhawan didn't get bowled while ducking

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