Monty Panesar tried to tempt American blonde to his hotel room hours after humiliating Ashes defeat

[gattaca]

I think they should restrict the amount of times they do that. It's suggested, to save yourself from spunking too often. More energy. It seems like the England team have been doing nothing but shagging. It explains why their eyesight has been all over the place.

:hysterical: pure gold.

[The Realist]

[Ram]

I absolutely agree with that Alison memsaab. When I logon to matchmaking apps online, I expect only to be pinged with queries regarding migratory patterns of Canadian geese or impact of the Orange revolution of 2004-05 on Ukrainian arts and culture. How dare someone ask her to come over to his hotel room for a night-out? :dontknow: