maniac Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 I have tried to put a list of cult hindi movie dialogues...Some of them were not probably intended to be funny but they have made it into our pop culture regardless...here is a list I have puttogether for you in no particular order...Some of these are from lesser known movies Please feel free to add Part 1...will add more 1Are Bhai Bhai Gaadi roko bhai-Dileep Kumar-mashaal 2Aao Lolitha-shhakti Kapoor-??? 3Heem Kreem-Kader Khan-Taqdeerwaala 4Munni Meri behen-Mukesh Rishi-Gunda 5Mera Naam hai inspector Gorpade,Jiske Saamne acche acche gir pade-Sadashiv Amrapurkar-??? 6.Hume sirf ek take milta hai ek take-Akshay Kumar-Main Khiladi Tu Anari 7.Galti se Mistake Ho gaya-Vijju Khote-Andaz Apna Apna 8Dosti me no thank you no sorry-salman Khan-Maine Pyar Kiya 9.Tareek pe Tareek-Sunny Deol-Damini 10.Is thappad ke goonj........-Anupam Kher-Karma 11.Jhakaas-Anil Kapoor-Andar Bhar 12.Mogambo Khush Hua-Amrish Puri-Mr.India 13.Balmaa-Sridevi-Chaalbaaz 14.Mere paas maa hai-Shashi Kapoor-Deewar 15.Dil Garden Garden Ho gaya-Gulshan grover-??? 16.Badmaan-Gulshan Grover-Ram Lakhan 17.Mere Karan Arjun Aayenge-Rakhee-Karan Arjun 18.What a joke-???-Karan Arjun 19.Bade bade shehron mein aksar......Sharukh Khan-DDLJ 20.Muche hoto Nathulal jee-Amitabh Bacchan-Sharabi 21.Bahut Khush hoge aaj tum ki----Amitab Bacchan-Deewar 22.Kitne aadmi the-Amjad Khan-Sholay 23.Hum Angrezon ke Zamaane.....-Asrani-Sholay 24.Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost-Sharukh Khan-Om Shanti Om 25.Aap Purush Nahin.....-Aamir Khan-Andaz apna apna 26.Aadmi aise do hi time bhaagta hai....-Amitabh Bacchan-Amar Akbar Anthony 27.Basanti in kuttho ke saamne...-Dharmendra-Sholay 28.Ha main magar wo suno tho...-Saif Ali Khan-Dil Chahtha Hain 29.Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin-Amitab Bacchan-Don Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Merlyn Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Ye haath humka de thakur: Amjad Khan Sholay Mona ye lo sona: Ajit Mausi Jiii:Dharmendra Sholay All is well:Aamir Khan 3 Idiots Kaun sala bardaasht Karne ke liye peeta hai :Shahrukh Khan, Devdas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Teja main hoon mark idhar hai : Paresh Rawal, Andaz Apna Apna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vijay.Sharma Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 kutte! kaminey! main tera khoon pee jaoonga! hum woh bala hain jo sheeshe se pathar ko thodte hain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maniac Posted August 27, 2011 Author Share Posted August 27, 2011 part 2 30.Ek Macchar-Nana Patekar-Yeshwanth 31-Bole to-Sunjay dutt-Munna Bhai MBBS 32-Aye Chilli Chicken-Arshad Warsi-Munna Bhai MBBS 33.Vijay Dinanath Chauhan...Baap ka naam-Amitabh Bacchan-Agneepath 34.Aa Firangi aa-??-Lagaan 35.kkkkkkiran-Sharukh Khan-Darr 36.Saara shahar mujhe loin ke naam se-Ajith-Kallicharan 37.Mumbai Ka Don kaun-Manoj Bajpai-Satya 38.Aye Babu Moshai-Rajesh Khanna-Anand 40.pushpa...I hate tears-Rajesh Khanna-Amar Prem 41.Khaamosh-Shatrugan Sinha-Kalicharan 42.Jaani-Raj Kumar-?? 43.Phata poster Nikla hero-Naseeruddin shah-Hero Hiralal 44.shanth Gadha Dhaari Bheem-??-Jaane bhi do Yaaron 45.Thoda Khao Thoda pheko-Satish Shah-Jaane Bhi do Yaaron 46.Salim tumhe marne nahi dega-Prithvi Raaj Kapoor-Mughal -e -Azam 47.Bandook bhi pakdni nahi aathi..chee:Rajnikanth-Giraftaar 48:Chopra--Prem Chopra-Prem Chopra-?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Sarkar, meine aapka namak khaya hai sarkar. To an goli kha. iski sajzaa milegi.... baraabar milegi.. Tumhara naam kya hai basanti? That whole film was full of cult dialogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maniac Posted August 27, 2011 Author Share Posted August 27, 2011 Sarkar, meine aapka namak khaya hai sarkar. To an goli kha. iski sajzaa milegi.... baraabar milegi.. Tumhara naam kya hai basanti? That whole film was full of cult dialogs. i know I am trying to mix some famous dialogues that everyone knows to some dialogues which were so ridiculous that they found their way into our pop culture and have found a cult following Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 The best dialog ever in Hindi film history - [insert any random dialog from Gunda here]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alchemist Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Dont know the movie. But actor might be mithun. Mera naam heera, maine sab ko chira !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 Teja main hoon mark idhar hai : Paresh Rawal' date=' Andaz Apna Apna[/quote'] Kaisa mark!!!!... :mad: Teja main hoon kyunki mera naam bhi Teja hai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaggadaku Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 Kaisa mark!!!!... :mad: Teja main hoon kyunki mera naam bhi Teja hai Yeh Teja Teja kya hai ye Teja Teja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gunner Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 Main tumhare bache ki maa banne waali hoon - EPIC dialogue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 bata kiske saath mooh kaala karwa ke aa rahi hai, kulta... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 maa mjuhe naukri mil gyi,ab main teri aankhon ka ilaaj karwaaoonga,tu dekh sakegi maa:haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gunner Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 maa mjuhe naukri mil gyi' date='ab main teri aankhon ka ilaaj karwaaoonga,tu [b']dekh sakega maa:haha: :hmmm: :hmmm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 :hmmm: :hmmm: sakegi,gender fail.bhavnao ko samjho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 Mere rehte tumhe kuchh nahi hoga, kuch nahi hone dunga tujhe main - Epic dialogue when the hero protects his family from the villains :hehe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 My fav dialogue from my fav movie... :icflove: This is before the song ' Aankhen khuli ho ya ho band' ..... Ek ladki thi dewaani si, ek ladke pe woh marti thi nazre zhukake, sharmake, galiyon se guzarti thi chori chori chupke chupke chithiyan likha karti thi kuch kehna tha shayad usko, jaane kis se darti thi jab bhi mujh se milti thi, mujh se puchcha karti thi pyaar kaise hota hai? yeh pyaar kaise hota hai? Aur mein sirf yehi keh paata tha.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 Mughal-e-Azam has some seriously outstanding dialogues and performances too.... The love story part of it is seriously under rated. Salim tumhe marne nahi dega Anarkali, aur hum tumhe jeene nahi denge The following dialogue is when Salim goes to meet Akbar, because the latter has jailed Anarkali. Akbar: Tumhari maujoodgi nafarmani ki taleel hai Salim: Anarkali kaid kar li gayi aur mein delhta raha Akbar: Aur tum kar bhi kya sakte the? Salim: Ek azeem o shaan shehenshah ke samne aur koi kar bhi kya sakta hai? Magar aaj zil e elahi koi apne jurm aur mere sabr ki kadr karni hogi. Akbar: Agar tumhari zindagi ek kaneez hai, ek baandhi hai to isi tarah pachchtana hoga. Salim: Kya parvardigaar se mujhe issi liye manga tha ki zindagi mujhe mile aur uske malik aap ho? Sansein meri ho, aur dil ki dhadkanon pe aap ka kabza rahe? Zil e elahi kya meri zindagi aap ke duaon ka karz hai jo mujhe aasuon se ada karna padega? Akbar: Salim!!!!!!!!! Salim: Ek ladle bete ke baap bankar mujhe aap kaleje se laga li jiye. Aur unhi pyaar bhari nazron se dekhiye jis se aapne mujhe pehli baar dekha tha. Mujhe Hindustan ka shehzada nahi apna beta samajhiye. Aur phir kahiye ke Anarkali mere kabil nahi hai. Akbar: Hum ek ladle bete ke shafeeq baap zaroor hain, magar hum shehenshah ke farz ko nazarandaz nahi kar sakte. Hum apne bete ke dhadakte hue dil ke liye Hindustan ki taqdeer nahi badal sakte. Salim: Taqdeeren badal jaati hain, zamana badal jaata hai. Mulkon ki taarikh badal jaati hai. Shehenshah badal jaate hain. Magar is badalti hui duniya mein mohabbat jis insaan ka daman tham leti hai, woh insaan nahi badalta. Akbar: Magar tujhe badalna hoga Salim. Tujhe badalna hoga. Powerful dialogue delivery and confrontational scene. :hatsoff: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 The turning point in DDLJ. Raj and Simran are done with the Euro trip and are waiting for their train back to London..... Raj: Senorita, aadha chamach cheeni, ek chamach doodh, thodi si cream, your coffee. Simran: Thank you Raj: Welcome Simran: Tumhe post card chahiye ghar bhejne ke liye? Raj: Postcard? Yeh post card mere ghar pahuncha to pop samjhenge mein Bhagwan ko pyaara ho gaya. hehehehehe Simran: Tum aakhri baar serious kab hue the? Raj: Abhitak to kabhi nahi. Aur aage bhi agar hoonga, to ek hi baar serious hoonga. Simran: Kab? Raj: Jab kisi se pyaar ho jaye. Simran: Don't tell me, tum jaise ladke ne kabhi kisi se pyaar nahi kiya? Raj: Affairs to bahut hue hain. Lekin pyar kabhi kisi se nahi hua senorita. Koi mili hi nahi. Simran: Kaisi ladki chahiye tumko? Raj: .. Ek aisi ladki jise dekhte hi dil ke har arzoo, saare khwaab zinda ho jayein. Simran: How sweet... :icflove: Raj: Kabhi aisa hua nahi, lekin ab lagta hai ki koi andekha anjana chehra baadlon mein se pukaar raha hai.Pata nahi yeh baadal kab hatenge aur woh pukarne wali kab nazar aayegi. eehhh, Tumhare saath kabhi aisa nahi hua? Simran: Nahi Raj: Koi andekha anjana tumhare khayalon mein kabhi nahi aaya? Simran: Mere khayalon mein kisi andekhe anjane ke liye jagah nahi hain. Raj: oh Simran: Meri shadi tai hoo chuki hai. Raj: Shadi tai ho chuki hai? Simran: Haan. Raj: Congratulations!! Kahan rehta hai tumhara honewala? London mein? Simran: Nahi, India mein. Raj: Dikhta kaisa hai? Tall, dark, handsome? Simran: Pata nahi. Maine use kabhi dekha nahi hai. Raj: Jis se tumhari shadi hone wali hai, tum ne use kabhi dekha bhi nahi hai? Simran: Aur zaroori bhi nahi hai. Bauji ne use dekha hai. Woh unke dost ka beta hai... Raj: Tum apni poori zindagi ek aise aadmi ke saath guzarogi jise tum jaanti nahi ho, jise tum mili nahi ho, aur jo tumhare liye bilkul ajnabi hai? Simran: Hamari taraf aisa hi hota hai. Raj: Aur tum is faisle se khush ho? Simran: Train aa rahi hai. After this they head back to London and when they get off at the station, Simran asks Raj if he'll attend her wedding. Raj says he won't and just walks away. Thats when he realizes he loves Simran. :icflove: Best scene ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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