A question to Pakistani cricket fans

[Ram]

Some more of Zaheer Abbas' golden words, shamelessly flicked from another forum,

• These days, you edges, you edge with bat and ball goes for boundary.
• Zaheer says: Its all upto umpire. If he thinks out, its out.Thank you so much for sharing the secret.
• "I have faced top-spinner from spinners .."
• "the ball came inside..."
• "I have not seen fielding place in my life before"
• "good shot by gul...he touch the bat and goes for 4...."
• One of the comments by a poster there - "when butt went to hospital they didn't know who was going to open in his place and zahher says "well they were thinking of sending someone in his place" obviously they're goona send someone you moron or is hafeez going to open with a ghost runner?"
• "he touched the bat and the ball went"
• "Long bowling for rahman. He is bowling continuosuly (pause) through the day"
• "OOOOO HE'S EDGED IT, THEY'VE GOT 4 RUNS THEY'VE WON THE........O SORRY I THOUGHT HE EDGED IT BUT HE WAS BOWLED:"
• "Pakistan have lost seven (7) and all of them taken by the South African bowlers, not even one wicket involving a run-out. If Pakistan manages to win fron hereon it will make sure they won´t lose the series and will also boost their confidence ahead of the next match."
• "Ian Smith out to a good ball by Kaneria"
• 'that is wide a ball'- when Gul bowled a wide!
• "Hashim Gibbs tried the same shot to get out as he did at Karachi. The only difference is that, that was Karachi and this is Lahore"

:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

[Ram]

Arun Lal, I love you, every bit you. I am really sorry I ridiculed you. Please, do me a favor and keep talking about the environmental preservation, all the beautiful birds in this planet and whatever nonsense you want.

[King Tendulkar]

:hysterical::hysterical:I have never laughed so much in my life from these posts. Abbas is a legend. He must have a fan club. I am ready to sign up:hysterical:

[Ram]

:hysterical::hysterical:I have never laughed so much in my life from these posts. Abbas is a legend. He must have a fan club. I am ready to sign up:hysterical:

Me too, I am sitting here laughing like a jackass and everyone around me is giving me weird looks ! :haha:

[King Tendulkar]

In same room as my dad. He thinks I have gone nuts, I cant stop laughing. I love you Lal always been my fav but this guy Abbas seems like a legend in the making

[Ram]

Heres more,

• "What a good shot by 'Hashim Gibb' to enter the double figure... Errrr..... ten run mark"
• "Pakistan can get there if they chase well and bat well"
• "Sweep shot is a good shot to get run. and If there is no fielder, then it is boundary"
• "Yousuf is playng well and Waqar Younis is playing well also"
• :why does he play shot like this......they should not play like this..........they should play with gameplan....i dont understand why like this they play........"
• "It was his left hand...but actually it was his right hand...because he is a left hander!"(After Rehman drpped a catch)
• "A Free Hit is a mean that he can hit the free ball for a six or a four"(Graeme Smith actually got a single of it!)
• "That was a great timing by de......liverers (silence) ...de villiers."
• "That wasnt a run, because the fielder was on top. When the fielder is that close you dont need to score that sort of a score.... run."
• Zaheer on Pollock ability to swing the ball both way:"He likes to bring the ball in to a batsman and bring in out to a batsman"
• "That was a bounary hit by...long pause...144-2"

[Laaloo]

"Sweep shot is a good shot to get run. and If there is no fielder, then it is boundary" :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[King Tendulkar]

:haha::haha:

[King Tendulkar]

[*]"It was his left hand...but actually it was his right hand...because he is a left hander!"(After Rehman drpped a catch) "

All brilliant but this is pure class by abbas:hysterical:

[Ram]

The final Instalment,

• "I must say that one is hit into the fielder."
• "Younis Khan knowses that I am a run-out."
• "The law changes according to the situation."
• "Ahhnnnn.... That´s a clean-sweep by Yousuf...... A sweety sweep actually."
• "Good running taken by Zimbabwe"
• "Misbah is a best good fielder"
• 'That is the Enclosure named after Javed Miandad- the one and only.' - Zaheer Abbas'What do you mean one and only?' - Waqar Younis
• "I never thoughted they will play like this because anything can happened in cricket."
• "That is lose concentration shot."
• Waqar Younis: "Awesome! What a catch! Brilliant catch!", Zaheer Abbas: "Ohn...... that was a simple catch.... good catch...... difficult catch......"
• fourth ball of the 48th over, which the batsman just about dugs out a yorker from Sohail Khan, Zaheer Abbas says: "A very good bouncer...... clean bouncer....... good bouncer....."

:hysterical::hysterical: Man, my stomach is hurting now..

[Laaloo]

Waqar Younis: "Virender Taibu is....a.... good batsman." "You need to have all-rounders because I believe in all-rounders." "I remember he is a very good all-rounder. He once he took five wickets and made two runs." "It´s a very fashionable shot it, gives you run."

[Cricketics]

abbas - nasir jamshed can hit big on the top order and put himself in control. he can do good on top. keeping him below the top is bad.

[Ram]

Waqar Younis: "Virender Taibu is....a.... good batsman." "You need to have all-rounders because I believe in all-rounders." "I remember he is a very good all-rounder. He once he took five wickets and made two runs." "It´s a very fashionable shot it, gives you run."

:haha::haha::haha:

[kablooee87]

I actually like listening to Waqar Younis.His English is horrible but you can tell you has some actual cricketing knowledge. If you can look past the confusion the language barrier causes, he's quite good, expecially when he's talking about fast bowling. Other than that, Zaheer is senile, Mushtaq is on prozac, Sikandar is a cliche machine but that's not so bad considering the context.

[Laaloo]

waqar: "definately a nick there, i heard it in my ear" :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[Ram]

Kablooee, Hope you guys dont mind me copy pasting stuff from your joint.

[kumble_rocks]

Not their fault , Madarassas don't have English in their curriculum...

[kablooee87]

Kablooee' date=' Hope you guys dont mind me copy pasting stuff from your joint.[/quote'] Those threads have quite the legendary status on PP now don't they. I've seen stuff copied from them to several other forums. Anyways, sharing is caring. :P

[Mr. Wicket]

The final Instalment,

• "I must say that one is hit into the fielder."
• "Younis Khan knowses that I am a run-out."
• "The law changes according to the situation."
• "Ahhnnnn.... That´s a clean-sweep by Yousuf...... A sweety sweep actually."
• "Good running taken by Zimbabwe"
• "Misbah is a best good fielder"
• 'That is the Enclosure named after Javed Miandad- the one and only.' - Zaheer Abbas'What do you mean one and only?' - Waqar Younis
• "I never thoughted they will play like this because anything can happened in cricket."
• "That is lose concentration shot."
• Waqar Younis: "Awesome! What a catch! Brilliant catch!", Zaheer Abbas: "Ohn...... that was a simple catch.... good catch...... difficult catch......"
• fourth ball of the 48th over, which the batsman just about dugs out a yorker from Sohail Khan, Zaheer Abbas says: "A very good bouncer...... clean bouncer....... good bouncer....."

:hysterical::hysterical: Man, my stomach is hurting now..

:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: Damnit, I need a feed of this series!

[Bumper]

God' date=' Bumper needs to hear this commentary, he's gonna run riot with this[/quote'] Havent watched any cricket since the Adelaide test. Who are these commentators ?:haha: