Cricketics Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Hard fact!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hansie Cronje ( Former South African Player ) went to hell.... As he stood in front of Yamraj , he saw a huge wall of clocks behind. he asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Hansie, "Who's clock is that?" "That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie." "And whose clock is that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life." Hansie asked, "Where's Ricky's (Ricky Ponting) clock?" Yamraj replied, "Ricky's clock is in my office, I'm using it as a ceiling fan" :hysterical: Link to comment
mhr123 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment
Guest HariSampath Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Cronje : How come Michael Clarke's clock is unmoving and still ? Yamraj : No it is moving faster than light that is why it appears still Link to comment
mhr123 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 he could have rather used it as a Toilet exaust fan. :D Link to comment
Dirty_South Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 lol ...nice one 'tics :hysterical: Link to comment
Anakin Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment
Dravid Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 lol nice, names have been changed up though :P Link to comment
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