An ICF Cricket Match

[fineleg]

if u call in the villain, then who's the hero, the knight in shining armor?

[punjabi_khota]

Me

[Desi Cartman]

if u call in the villain' date=' then who's the hero, the knight in shining armor?[/quote'] Punjabi_khota :rotfl:

[Desi Cartman]

:haha: dude we think alike ... kya tere pass bhi a/c mein $ nahi hai ... if so then maybe we r brothers

[Desi Cartman]

if u call in the villain' date=' then who's the hero, the knight in shining armor?[/quote'] dX-gSSLmxUU

[punjabi_khota]

:haha: dude we think alike ... kya tere pass bhi a/c mein $ nahi hai ... if so then maybe we r brothers

main ekdum nanga hoon yaar. :hysterical::hysterical:

[Desi Cartman]

main ekdum nanga hoon yaar. :hysterical::hysterical:

then we r bichday huay bhai on a serious note , student life yehi hoti hai ... be happy and drink plenty of alcohol :hatsoff:

[fineleg]

mmm...aamir khan like hero would suit better :icflove: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muZKOZzqylI]YouTube - Mangta hai kya rangeela[/ame] Aamir, Urmila, ARR rock!

[King Tendulkar]

I will be opening the batting and keeping wicket. I will be standing up to most of you so called quick bowlers and wont were a lid like wussies like gilly and dhoni

[fineleg]

I will be opening the batting and keeping wicket. I will be standing up to most of you so called quick bowlers and wont were a lid like wussies like gilly and dhoni

Ahem...now watch ICF descend on you dsr :D

[King Tendulkar]

Ok wussies like a lot of keepers in cricket these days:--D Stop stirring finey:finger:

[fineleg]

Ok wussies like a lot of keepers in cricket these days:--D Stop stirring finey:finger:

LOL, stir, stir...

[King Tendulkar]

Ahem...now watch ICF descend on you dsr :D

p.s the name is KING TENDULKLAR:tee:

[fineleg]

:D King is Sir Vivian Richards Prince is Tendulkar Knight is Dravid

[Kartikey]

No 10 or 11 Batsman. Opening or First Change Swing Bowler.

[Gambit]

Ok. As captain, here are some names I will suggest to the ICF selection committee, comprising Dhondy Pawar, Lurker Shah, and Ravi Borde. Predator(Michael Slater) - Predator, with his brand of aggressive batting and sledging while batting, will be a dynamo at the top. Cricketics(Jonty Rhodes) - Cricketics, being the cheeky street cricketer that he is, will keep the scoreboard ticking with quick singles. He will also rile the opposition with his patented Hinglish sledging and excellent point fielding. Suited for number 6. dsr(Moin Khan) - His constant irritating chatter behind the stumps and unorthodox strokeplay make him our wicketkeeper and #7 bat. Marirs_Mania(L.Sivaramakrishnan) - This quiet and shy cricketer will be the lethal weapon in our bowling attack. His ultra accurate and venomous legspin will have the opposition batsmen in a tizzy. Pity, he can't bat though. Our #11. bharat297(Stephen Waugh) - He is our most celebral cricketer. He knows the game inside out and is a master strategist. Also, his rock like batting will make him the backbone of our lineup. msb1991 and Fontaine - Our fast bowling coaches. No one knows more about wrist/seam positions than these two. With them in our setup, our fast bowlers will be demolition machines.

[Sachinism]

I'll be ICF's Zaheer Khan Left arm swing bowling :D

[Rajan]

I am a specialist sledger, generally make batsmen feel like killing me, will assure 100% mental disintegration from forward shortleg/silly point/slips. probably the only right arm gentle medium pacer always operating from around the wicket to simulate left armer angle. can cut the ball both ways but can bowl yorkers, beamers and full tosses at will(the ball itself actually decides which delivery it becomes)! good runner between the wickets and have acted as bye runner for many of my colleagues who have become too fat to run but can hit the ball all over the park. confuse the bowler by acting like running before the bowler delivers and received numerous admonishments from square leg umpires. Generally take the responsibility of booking the ground in advance, collecting the kit bag from office on a holiday,sending SMS to all the players 2 hours before the start, abusing them if they have not got up even after an hour, threaten them that the teams are divided- going in for toss 15 minutes before the start, when barely 4 players would have arrived, arranging for balls, snacks, juice/water, part of the team in choosing the best fielder, best batsman, best bowler, man of the match awards by filling the space in the certificates printed the previous evening at office, finally tipping the grounds man and dropping the kits back at the office. been doing most of these for the last 25 years- from high school onwards. u need me:yay:

[King Tendulkar]

I am the keeper from hell for a batsman. I always talk them through their innings. Never abuse though:--D

[Desi Cartman]

I have come up with the team names ... Kaurav and Pandav .. the game will be called Maharbharat Special :D