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Nuke assets fully secure, says Dr. Samar ISLAMABAD—Nuclear Scientist Dr. Samar Mubarakmand has said the country that uses nuclear weapon first in case of war would get benefit, adding that, country’s nuclear system is ready and we can launch nuclear missiles within short notice of 10 minutes if India tries to strike and make incursion in Pakistan. Expressing his views in Programme of Private TV Channel on Thursday, the renowned nuclear scientist added, Pakistan’s nuclear weapons are much stronger and superior than Indian’s nuclear weapons, as our Shaheen missiles have hit the target. No city of India can be saved from country’s missiles, he said. Dr. Samar Mubarak has asked rulers not to adopt flexible behaviour before Indian’s allegation. “We would have to live with respect in the region. Our weakness would enhance strength of enemies”, he remarked. He while expressing satisfaction over country’s defense situation disclosed that India was superior than Pakistan with ratio of 3.5:1 when Pakistan had not conducted missile test but we have equalized the ratio by conducting nuclear missile test. “We have prepared missile keeping in view the country’s need. There is no need of missile to launch attack in overseas”, he said. Pakistan is fourth country around the world having cruise missile, Dr. Samar Mubarak said, added, the nuclear missile test conducted by India was between 8 to 10 tons but Pakistan has nuclear missiles ranging between 25 to 30 tons source: http://dailymailnews.com/200812/05/news/dmheadlinepage09.html

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Nuke assets fully secure, says Dr. Samar ISLAMABAD—Nuclear Scientist Dr. Samar Mubarakmand has said the country that uses nuclear weapon first in case of war would get benefit, adding that, country’s nuclear system is ready and we can launch nuclear missiles within short notice of 10 minutes if India tries to strike and make incursion in Pakistan. Expressing his views in Programme of Private TV Channel on Thursday, the renowned nuclear scientist added, Pakistan’s nuclear weapons are much stronger and superior than Indian’s nuclear weapons, as our Shaheen missiles have hit the target. No city of India can be saved from country’s missiles, he said. Dr. Samar Mubarak has asked rulers not to adopt flexible behaviour before Indian’s allegation. “We would have to live with respect in the region. Our weakness would enhance strength of enemiesâ€, he remarked. He while expressing satisfaction over country’s defense situation disclosed that India was superior than Pakistan with ratio of 3.5:1 when Pakistan had not conducted missile test but we have equalized the ratio by conducting nuclear missile test. “We have prepared missile keeping in view the country’s need. There is no need of missile to launch attack in overseasâ€, he said. Pakistan is fourth country around the world having cruise missile, Dr. Samar Mubarak said, added, the nuclear missile test conducted by India was between 8 to 10 tons but Pakistan has nuclear missiles ranging between 25 to 30 tons source: http://dailymailnews.com/200812/05/news/dmheadlinepage09.html
You bring bad name to Joke- please don't call it Pakistan
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Reminds me of that Old Muharraf - Vajpayee Joke Vajpayee and Musharraf meet up in Islamabad for talks on nuclear arms. When Vajpayee sits down he notices Musharraf 's chair has three buttons on the armrest. They begin talking but after 5 minutes Musharraf presses a button and a boxing gloves pops out of Vajpayee chair and bashes him on his face. Vajpayee, barely believing it, carries on talking but after another few minutes Musharraf presses a second button and out comes a large boot and kicks him in the butt. Vajpayee is kicked off but still remains outwardly calm. They resume the talk, but after 5 minutes Musharraf presses the final button, and from under the table another boxing glove hits Vajpayee. The Indian PM is really fed up by it now and stands up to leave. "'We'll continue this talk next week in the New Delhi" says the Prime Minister. Musharraf, choking from laughing, is too proud to say no, so the appointment stands. A week later Vajpayee receives Musharraf in the Prime Minister's Office, and as Musharraf sits down, he sees three buttons in the arm-rest of Vajpayees chair. As the meeting goes on, Musharraf sees Vajpayee press the first button, and ducks really fast, but nothing seems to happen. This doesn't stop Vajpayee from laughing... really loudly. After this, Indian PM continues where he left off, until he presses another button. Musharraf reacts really quickly, and jumps up. Absolutely nothing happens, and this time Vajpayee falls out of his chair laughing. Musharraf doesn't get it - what the hell is happening here? But he hasn't been harmed yet, so he sits down again to talk further. After a few minutes Indian PM presses the final button. This time, Musharraf stays sitting, but Vajpayee isn't, he's rolling on the floor, doubled up from laughing. Musharraf is really annoyed by now, so he stands up from his chair and shouts: "I've had enough of this, I'm going back to Pakistan " Vajpayee: (Through tears of laughter from the floor) - "PAKISTAN?? ..... What PAKISTAN??? DO YOU THINK STILL IT IS THERE??"

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waha to padhe likhe log bhi gadho ki tarah baat karte he.. did he get degree from Osama university?
They fake degree every other day one or another minsiter is exposed for faking PhD in thsi or that subject. Wonder what is thsi fixation with having fake PhD. Babar aman is in dock this time in last govt some loony mullah used to call himself doctor till ti was exposed he has no Phd and is no medical doctor...... Education is a joke on that side of the border.. have had opportunity to interact with few PhDs from pakistan in physics. In india they will find it hard to pass BSc exam.
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