flamy Posted March 8, 2009 Posted March 8, 2009 There is no honor code when you are trying to get laid. :giggle: B->
nikred Posted March 8, 2009 Posted March 8, 2009 There is no honor code when you are trying to get laid. :giggle: :two_thumbs_up:
Don Sharma Posted March 8, 2009 Posted March 8, 2009 5. while climbing up stairs, i always climb 2 stairs at a time 6. if there is a pattern in the path/floor when walking, then i make sure that my foot lands completely within the boxes/circles & does not touch the lines i need complete silence and complete darkness to go to sleep. :icflove:
amits Posted March 8, 2009 Posted March 8, 2009 looks like lot of people out here do the fan-blanket combination while sleeping :D the 1st time i saw someone doing it was in 1997 & since then even i have started doing it
Nash Posted March 8, 2009 Posted March 8, 2009 I memorize all the Russel Peters jokes and pass them off as my own(with some improvisation) to the white folks. Now they love me so much. Ohh dam. This may be master stroke. Tks for sharing this. I am enjoying this thread.. You semi niggers..
amits Posted March 8, 2009 Posted March 8, 2009 slept at 2 am & still woke up at 6:15 am to watch the nz match. i dont kill so much of sleep even during exams. i dont think anyone would have done it
flamy Posted March 8, 2009 Posted March 8, 2009 Ohh dam. This may be master stroke. Tks for sharing this. I am enjoying this thread.. You semi niggers.. SUMBUDDY GONNA GET A HURTAH REAAALLL BAAAAD!
fineleg Posted March 8, 2009 Posted March 8, 2009 slept at 2 am & still woke up at 6:15 am to watch the nz match. i dont kill so much of sleep even during exams. i dont think anyone would have done it
Zap_Brannigan Posted March 8, 2009 Posted March 8, 2009 1. Sleep under a heavy blanket no matter what the temperature is, even in super hot summers. 2. While in a car, if there is a bug mark or any mark on windshield or driver's side window, I manevuer my head/eyes to guide it around the obstacles on the road. 3. I duct-tape covered the built-in camera on my laptop, even though there is no way its turning on by itself and transmitting data... 4. Download 3 hours worth of pr0n, fap for 3 minutes and delete everything. 5. If i have to wake up at 10am, I set 5 alarms starting at 7am. Wake up at 7am, turn off all other alarms, set one for 9:50am. Sleep through it, and wake up at like 2pm or something. 6. I pee on the sides instead of directly in the water to avoid making large sounds. 7. When I'm alone, I talk to myself without realizing I am talking to myself, or I imagine myself in interesting scenarios and narrate the story in someone else's voice to myself.. It gets weird. I am not sure if this is normal. add stuff that you think only you do. will add more when i remember them... Wait.......are you me?? am i suffering from Multiple personality disorder and posting from 2 different id?
THX_1138 Posted March 9, 2009 Posted March 9, 2009 for some strange reason, when i am thinking, i tend to grab my balls. not kidding...
flamy Posted March 9, 2009 Posted March 9, 2009 for some strange reason' date=' when i am thinking, i tend to grab my balls. not kidding...[/quote'] logical enough, you are exercising your brain after all...
Desi Cartman Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 I cant remember even a single scene from the movies that watch in a theater .. I will forget everything from songs , story to scenes as soon as I walk out of the theater ... :(( total $ waste
Shane Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 logical enough' date=' you are exercising your brain after all...[/quote'] :giggle:
Nash Posted March 14, 2009 Posted March 14, 2009 logical enough' date=' you are exercising your brain after all...[/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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