Shehezaada Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Having been involved in lots of battles, I've come across excuse after excuse as to why Tendulkar is an average batsmen. Feel free to add to the list 1) He's a choker, what did he do in the finals of WC 03 2) He makes plenty of runs, but doesn't win matches (this one is the most drawn out one) 3) He stuffs it in the 4th innings 4) He's selfish. Threw a tantrum when declared on 194* 5) He is Razzaq's bunny 6) Sub 40 average versus Pakistan and South Africa 7) Did not want to play against Pakistan in the 90s, and when Kargil was on, so he's scared 8) Cannot play short pitch bowling 9) Plays for his average and stats 10) Is a ball tamperer Link to comment
Anakin Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 11) He was scared of Chuckter Link to comment
Holysmoke Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 13 cant run between wickets Link to comment
zubinpepsi Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 but the amazing thing is these 11 points are used only by our beloved brothas from terroristan.. Link to comment
graphic23 Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 14. Doesn't protect tail enders. Selfish for average. Link to comment
Sachinism Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 15. Is too old? 16. Too selfish, taking all the records Link to comment
SachDan Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 17. He's not a match-winner like Inshamam Link to comment
zubinpepsi Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 theres a confusion in the nos.. lemme fix that 1) He's a choker, what did he do in the finals of WC 03 2) He makes plenty of runs, but doesn't win matches (this one is the most drawn out one) 3) He stuffs it in the 4th innings 4) He's selfish. Threw a tantrum when declared on 194* 5) He is Razzaq's bunny 6) Sub 40 average versus Pakistan and South Africa 7) Did not want to play against Pakistan in the 90s, and when Kargil was on, so he's scared 8) Cannot play short pitch bowling 9) Plays for his average and stats 10) Is a ball tamperer 11) Bumpcatcher 12) He was scared of Chuckter 13) He cant field 14) He cant run between wickets 15) Doesn't protect tail enders. Selfish for average. 16) Is too old? 17) Too selfish, taking all the records 18) He's not a match-winner like Inshamam Link to comment
zubinpepsi Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 19) He doesnt have a worldcup Link to comment
nikred Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 20) He increases his average by scoring all his runs against teams like Bangladesh and Zimbabwe.:icflove: Link to comment
SachDan Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 21) Always bats with a helmet on. Link to comment
zubinpepsi Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 22) He has scored all the runs cuz there was no referral system.. got lucky.. by an ozhole.. :cantstop: Link to comment
Max_Cady Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 23) dravid, inzamam and afridi are better Link to comment
SachDan Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 24) No killer instinct. Shook hands with Brett Lee after being struck by a beamer from the bowler. Link to comment
jf1gp_1 Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Having been involved in lots of battles' date=' [b']I've come across excuse after excuse as to why Tendulkar is an average batsmen. Feel free to add to the list Show me one article/comment by anyone ( played atleast one first class match ) who said Sachin is an average batsman. Link to comment
vipin Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 25) Has an average height. 26) Can't sledge 27) Doesnt call himself God.No self belief. 28) Is scared of people touching his feet lest they might pluck his rooster 29) Couldnt teach yuvraj how to play swing 30) Doesnt have the stomach of a batsman... Pulls muscles Link to comment
dial_100 Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 He fakes injuries, cuz hez scared of Okthar.... Link to comment
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