Sachinism Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 My job is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day. Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnterTheVoid Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 For a start, what does your job require you to do ? Are you an engineer / manager ? Seems like you're surrounded by d!ickheads. Such is life, I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 My job is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day. Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and ****. Hi Fred :hello: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desi Cartman Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 My job is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. I think you are at fault here. She is there not to work but for your eyes but I agree that she should consider your needs & wants.... :joyman: PS: please provide pic so we know how hot she is before making anymore comments about a HOT chick :two_thumbs_up: The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. I suggest that you become friendly and if she is a lesbian then try to convince her so she lets you watch the action :girly1: But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day. IMO this guy is a bloody legend. You should try to help him as much as you can.:hatsoff: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamy Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 For a start, what does your job require you to do ? Are you an engineer / manager ? Seems like you're surrounded by d!ickheads. Such is life, I suppose. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnterTheVoid Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 When you're at university, its assignments and exams When you're at work,you're buried in paperwork, with d!ckheads to your right and t 0 $ $ e r s to your left. I am stuck halfway between both, in limbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachinism Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 :hysterical: at the responses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holysmoke Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 You forgot scrappy dappy doo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desi Cartman Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 :hysterical: at the responses. we are all trying to help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 :hysterical: at the responses. I got it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zubinpepsi Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 PJ, be glad that atleast someone is sucking u ( in ur case its the job).. so chill brah.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachinism Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 we are all trying to help Thats nice :D but this was posted in the jokes section :giggle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hiten. Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 For a start, what does your job require you to do ? Are you an engineer / manager ? Seems like you're surrounded by d!ickheads. Such is life, I suppose. Hi Fred :hello: I think you are at fault here. She is there not to work but for your eyes but I agree that she should consider your needs & wants.... :joyman: PS: please provide pic so we know how hot she is before making anymore comments about a HOT chick :two_thumbs_up: I suggest that you become friendly and if she is a lesbian then try to convince her so she lets you watch the action :girly1: IMO this guy is a bloody legend. You should try to help him as much as you can.:hatsoff: When you're at university, its assignments and exams When you're at work,you're buried in paperwork, with d!ckheads to your right and t 0 $ $ e r s to your left. I am stuck halfway between both, in limbo. we are all trying to help I got it right. PJ' date=' be glad that atleast someone is sucking u ( in ur case its the job).. so chill brah....[/quote'] Whatever happened to ICFer's IQ level Good one, jilka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Whatever happened to ICFer's IQ level Good one, jilka Why the hell did you quote me? Fred is the character in Scooby-Doo. So I was indirectly making reference to that. :whack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnterTheVoid Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 I don't get the jokes :dontknow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desi Cartman Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Thats nice :D but this was posted in the jokes section :giggle: and do u think my Answer was a serious one ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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