Sachinism Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 When is a car not a car???? When it turns into a driveway!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamy Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 1)What is the vector form of SRI DEVI????? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TABU ... WHy? Socho? . . . . . . . . . . . Sri Devi did Chandni and Tabu did Chandni Bar:D :haha: :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 1)What is the vector form of SRI DEVI????? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TABU ... WHy? Socho? . . . . . . . . . . . Sri Devi did Chandni and Tabu did Chandni Bar:D :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 fabulous pj's dk but dont u think something red is spoiling ur thread i think u should dread someone red spoiling ur thread its rhyming yaar so it becomes a good poem :--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 2 cockroaches were chilling on a beach. 1st cockroach started singing - "Aaashiq banaya...Aaashiq banaya...Aaashiq banaya aapne...." 2nd cockroach died. Why? Coz... Woh gana HIT tha :D :WTF: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 ^^^:blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Outsider Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 2 cockroaches were chilling on a beach. 1st cockroach started singing - "Aaashiq banaya...Aaashiq banaya...Aaashiq banaya aapne...." 2nd cockroach died. Why? Coz... Woh gana HIT tha :D :WTF: :D I lulzed.:hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 2 cockroaches were chilling on a beach. 1st cockroach started singing - "Aaashiq banaya...Aaashiq banaya...Aaashiq banaya aapne...." 2nd cockroach died. Why? Coz... Woh gana HIT tha :D :WTF: :D :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 old man kneeling by the bed, wife says "what r u praying for?" he says "guidance" she says "pray for stiffness and i will guide it myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted September 23, 2009 Author Share Posted September 23, 2009 2 cockroaches were chilling on a beach. 1st cockroach started singing - "Aaashiq banaya...Aaashiq banaya...Aaashiq banaya aapne...." 2nd cockroach died. Why? Coz... Woh gana HIT tha :D :WTF: :D :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamy Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 2 cockroaches were chilling on a beach. 1st cockroach started singing - "Aaashiq banaya...Aaashiq banaya...Aaashiq banaya aapne...." 2nd cockroach died. Why? Coz.. Woh gana HIT tha :D :WTF: :D :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Now I got the cockroach joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 ^ tubelight Sick Ted :aetsch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted September 23, 2009 Author Share Posted September 23, 2009 Whats the opposite of Real?? Its COCONUT.... kya hua.... Confused?? jara ....Socho...yaar ??? opposite of real is 'Na-Real' . :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 I knew the answer :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted September 23, 2009 Author Share Posted September 23, 2009 How do you shoot a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun, of course. How do you shoot a red elephant? No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun. How do you shoot a green elephant? Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.* How do you shoot a pink elephant?! First you bake a cake, and put 3 raisins on top, then you take it out in the jungle where the pink elephant will find it, and you wait. Eventually the elephant comes along, finds the cake, eats the raisins and throws the cake away. Then you go home and bake another cake and put 2 raisins on top, take it out in the jungle where the elephant will find it. The elephant comes along, finds the cake, eats the 2 raisins and throws the cake away. You go home and bake another cake and put only one raisin on it. Then you trek back into the jungle and put the cake where the pink elephant will find it. The elephant comes along eats the raisin, and throws that cake away. Now you go home and bake another cake, but (here's the sneaky part) you don't put any raisins on it. You take it out into the jungle where the elephant will find it and lie in wait. The pink elephant comes along and finds the cake, he gets SO mad that there aren't any raisins on it, he turns red, then you jump on him, strangle him until he turns blue......and you shoot him with a BLUE ELEPHANT GUN!!! How do you shoot a yellow elephant? Aw, come on, have you ever seen a yellow elephant !?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted September 23, 2009 Author Share Posted September 23, 2009 I knew the answer :D Guess we went to the same school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 How do you shoot a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun, of course. How do you shoot a red elephant? No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun. How do you shoot a green elephant? Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.* :wacko2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 good ones. :--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted September 23, 2009 Author Share Posted September 23, 2009 What has 4 legs, 2 ears, 2 tusks, and 1 trunk? An elephant. What has 6 legs, 3 ears, 4 tusks, and 2 trunks? An elephant with spare parts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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