DomainK Posted September 23, 2009 Author Posted September 23, 2009 What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow:giggle:
DomainK Posted September 23, 2009 Author Posted September 23, 2009 What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance? "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance" (What else?:orderorder) What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses Nothing. He doesn't recognize them. What is the difference between en elephant and a plum? An elephant is grey. What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance? "Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colour blind)
Gambit Posted September 23, 2009 Posted September 23, 2009 What happened when DomainK posted his next PJ installment? Nothing. He found out he had been banned from ICF until the end of time. He cried a little and then published those jokes in a book and won Nobel prize for literature. :desiwoman:
CSK Fan Posted September 23, 2009 Posted September 23, 2009 Robert Stevens was a prodigy. At age 18, he publishd a paper on nuclear physics and the unique behaviour of sub-atomic particles when subjected to gravitational forces of cosmic proportions. He eventually went on to win the nobel prize, married, had two kids and was a decent law-abiding citizen. His was a name known all across thw world and he was working on a goverment project which would increase the capacity of his nations defence forces beyond all thought. Yet last night while walking home from a restaruant at 8pm, he was picked up by the police and beaten within an inch of his life. Reason? Robert Stevens was black
The Outsider Posted September 23, 2009 Posted September 23, 2009 I don't think a simple ban can make up for the torture DomainK has inflicted on people through this thread. :emc:
flamy Posted September 23, 2009 Posted September 23, 2009 :(( :(( nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
mhr123 Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 One of the ICF member wud commit sucide if Domanik is not stopped... BAN him before it happens:--D
Shane Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 What has 4 legs' date= 2 ears, 2 tusks, and 1 trunk? An elephant. What has 6 legs, 3 ears, 4 tusks, and 2 trunks? An elephant with spare parts :banghead:
mhr123 Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 Btw... was wondering Domo , from where the hell ur get these Pjs. Even i see shane has broken down.
mhr123 Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 this is some phunny shyt :hehe: :((:(( what the phuck is wrong with ur humor ... Desi take some rest, i know u r working a lot these days.
Desi Cartman Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 :((:(( what the phuck is wrong with ur humor ... Desi take some rest' date=' i know u r working a lot these days.[/quote'] Im so bored ... subah se kuch nahi kia hai ... :((
DomainK Posted September 24, 2009 Author Posted September 24, 2009 No one is appreciating my talent.:(( But I am not going to get discouraged with that.
DomainK Posted September 24, 2009 Author Posted September 24, 2009 Btw... was wondering Domo ' date=' [b']from where the hell ur get these Pjs. Even i see shane has broken down. Trade secret.
Desi Cartman Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!"
Desi Cartman Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 Two flies are sitting on a piece of crap. One farts, the other one goes, "Hey, do you mind? I'm trying to EAT!"
DomainK Posted September 24, 2009 Author Posted September 24, 2009 Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!" Two flies are sitting on a piece of crap. One farts, the other one goes, "Hey, do you mind? I'm trying to EAT!" :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Desi Cartman Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin, get in the car."
Desi Cartman Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 Best one A blind guy is walking around in a store, stops and grabs his guide dog by the tail and starts swinging him around and around. A bewildered store worker comes up and asks him "Sir can I help you" "No thanks," he says. " I am just looking around. "
DomainK Posted September 24, 2009 Author Posted September 24, 2009 Best one A blind guy is walking around in a store, stops and grabs his guide dog by the tail and starts swinging him around and around. A bewildered store worker comes up and asks him "Sir can I help you" "No thanks," he says. " I am just looking around. " :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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