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Wtf ? Everyone is getting laid in India ? Dude, you have no idea. :giggle: 95% of the graduating batch of every IIT (at age of 21-22) is virgin. :hysterical::hysterical: I am pretty sure the numbers are not too different for other (decent) colleges.
Were you in the 95% category ? :hehe:
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Going back to nikred's statement, I believe it is more to do with the Victorian Englands conservatism which rubbed off on Indians more than the Islamic strain.

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Going back to nikred's statement' date=' I believe it is more to do with the Victorian Englands conservatism which rubbed off on Indians more than the Islamic strain.[/quote'] ya, I was gonna point that out. Damn bad-toothed prudes. :mad:
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Wtf ? Everyone is getting laid in India ? Dude, you have no idea. :giggle: 95% of the graduating batch of every IIT (at age of 21-22) is virgin. :hysterical::hysterical: I am pretty sure the numbers are not too different for other (decent) colleges.
In the interiors/small towns, boys consider talking to a girl a sexual triumph. Those who come from small towns would understand what I am talking about. Those who don't, watch the movie Haasil. Boys would stare at girls from a distance and say to friends "ye meri maal hai". And that statement would seal that guy's rights of staring at that girl. Only he would stare at the girl from a distance/follow the girl on her way to college/back home from a safe distance/ and sometimes pass some dirty remark from a distance. 90% of the boys would not have the guts to even walk up and start a conversation. And if someday one of his friends does any of those listed above, there would be serious fist fights and that traitor would be looked down upon for trying to steal a friend's 'maal'. All the years of college life would pass in that. Sometimes the girl does not even come to know that there is a boy in the college that likes her. And you say they get laid?:giggle:
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In the interiors/small towns, boys consider talking to a girl a sexual triumph. Those who come from small towns would understand what I am talking about. Those who don't, watch the movie Haasil. Boys would stare at girls from a distance and say to friends "ye meri maal hai". And that statement would seal that guy's rights of staring at that girl. Only he would stare at the girl from a distance/follow the girl on her way to college/back home from a safe distance/ and sometimes pass some dirty remark from a distance. 90% of the boys would not have the guts to even walk up and start a conversation. And if someday one of his friends does any of those listed above, there would be serious fist fights and that traitor would be looked down upon for trying to steal a friend's 'maal'. All the years of college life would pass in that. Sometimes the girl does not even come to know that there is a boy in the college that likes her. And you say they get laid?:giggle:
Reminds me of that epic line often used by mohalla ke lafangas " Tameez se baat kar uske baare mein..vo tumhari bhabhi hai " :hysterical::hysterical: ..
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In the interiors/small towns, boys consider talking to a girl a sexual triumph. Those who come from small towns would understand what I am talking about. Those who don't, watch the movie Haasil. Boys would stare at girls from a distance and say to friends "ye meri maal hai". And that statement would seal that guy's rights of staring at that girl. Only he would stare at the girl from a distance/follow the girl on her way to college/back home from a safe distance/ and sometimes pass some dirty remark from a distance. 90% of the boys would not have the guts to even walk up and start a conversation. And if someday one of his friends does any of those listed above, there would be serious fist fights and that traitor would be looked down upon for trying to steal a friend's 'maal'. All the years of college life would pass in that. Sometimes the girl does not even come to know that there is a boy in the college that likes her. And you say they get laid?:giggle:
This reminds be of my story in Baroda when I was working. I had a thing for this girl living in the opposite house. We would both switch on and off our front porch lights - ej duje ke liye style. :hysterical: I didn't have the guts to go and talk to that girl and then I left the place. :((
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Wtf ? Everyone is getting laid in India ? Dude, you have no idea. :giggle: 95% of the graduating batch of every IIT (at age of 21-22) is virgin. :hysterical::hysterical: I am pretty sure the numbers are not too different for other (decent) colleges.
Delhi University/Panjab University numbers are much lower from my observations - probably a 70%(virgin)-30% split at 21-23.
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Delhi University/Panjab University numbers are much lower from my observations - probably a 70%(virgin)-30% split at 21-23.
It helps to have a female to male ratio of more than 0.03 (lowest..IIT G/K/KGP) - 0.07 (highest..probably IIT-D/B) :hehe: The year I started college, there were equal number of girls as boys in Punjab Engineering College CS and ECE incoming batch. :omg:
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This reminds be of my story in Baroda when I was working. I had a thing for this girl living in the opposite house. We would both switch on and off our front porch lights - ej duje ke liye style. :hysterical: I didn't have the guts to go and talk to that girl and then I left the place. :((
This story made my day :hysterical::hysterical:
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This reminds be of my story in Baroda when I was working. I had a thing for this girl living in the opposite house. We would both switch on and off our front porch lights - ej duje ke liye style. :hysterical: I didn't have the guts to go and talk to that girl and then I left the place. :((
What a tragic love story. :sniffle:
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This reminds be of my story in Baroda when I was working. I had a thing for this girl living in the opposite house. We would both switch on and off our front porch lights - ej duje ke liye style. :hysterical: I didn't have the guts to go and talk to that girl and then I left the place. :((
Damn....she was responding to your lights. What more encouragement you needed?:whack:
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This reminds be of my story in Baroda when I was working. I had a thing for this girl living in the opposite house. We would both switch on and off our front porch lights - ej duje ke liye style. :hysterical: I didn't have the guts to go and talk to that girl and then I left the place. :((
So you didnt get to enjoy the real bulbs ? :wall:
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Damn....she was responding to your lights. What more encouragement you needed?:whack:
Houses in those Baroda neighbourhoods (I believe they were called colonies) were so close, you can't talk to a girl in privacy without someone watching over. And I didn't want any panga with her parents, etc being an out-of-state non-gujju. :nervous:
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Houses in those Baroda neighbourhoods (I believe they were called colonies) were so close, you can't talk to a girl in privacy without someone watching over. And I didn't want any panga with her parents, etc being an out-of-state non-gujju. :nervous:
wow :blink:
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