mansu Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Three men were lost in the forest and later captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest with the cannibals and get 10 pieces of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather some. The first man came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the second step of the trial to him. First, he had to shove the fruits up his ass without any expression on his face, or he would be eaten. The first apple went in, but when he tried the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed and went to heaven. The second man arrived and showed the king that his ten fruits were berries. When the king explained the trial to the second man, he secretly thought to it would be easy to shove the berries up his ass. On the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter, so he was also was killed and went to heaven. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!" The second one replied, "I know, but I couldn't help it. I was doing just great when all of a sudden the third guy showed up with all those watermelons!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gunner Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamy Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satishg Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 lol good one :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 faulous joke mate :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 did none of them think of bananas!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachinism Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 ^^ Is that your fruit of choice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 i'm not allowed to eat fruit its too much hidden carbs! :giggle: but it'd be funny to watch them do the same thing with bananas! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 i'm not allowed to eat fruit its too much hidden carbs! :giggle: but it'd be funny to watch them do the same thing with bananas! :P You are not allowed fruits!!!!:omg: Who is this clown advising you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 You are not allowed fruits!!!!:omg: Who is this clown advising you? my personal trainer! its only temporary for about a week or so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 :hysterical: good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 i'm not allowed to eat fruit its too much hidden carbs! :giggle: but it'd be funny to watch them do the same thing with bananas! :P You are not allowed fruits!!!!:omg: Who is this clown advising you? my personal trainer! its only temporary for about a week or so Fire your personal trainer. He is making a fool of you. There is no more healthy diet than fruits. You may avoid certain fruits like bananas, mangoes etc, but to avoid all fruits is plain craziness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajurodricks Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Lmao!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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