h4te Posted November 24, 2009 Posted November 24, 2009 By popular demand. 1. Have you ever been to India, u soddin ABCD? Yes 2. Northie wyminz or Southie wyminz? Only dated one Indian so far, and it didn't last too long. Dated countless American-raised Indians. Naturally, there are language and cuisine differences, but putting that apart, not much of a dating-cultural difference. This was during school and undergrad, and the farthest I have lasted without getting bored was 3 months. So, it's obvious that I don't tend to attract the "good" girls, so my opinion is probably biased. 3. How many FOB friends do you have? Depends on what you mean by friends. Everyone I play cricket with, but those are mostly acquaintances. Plus, a bunch of others in classes/clubs/etc. I am embarrassed to say that I have no "close" "FOB" friends. Not by design, though, but I wonder why :hmmm: This is a very small sample, and I can't generalize without caution; however, I have found that I tend to make Indian (FOB, if that's the phrase) girls feel very awkward if I act my natural self. It's fun sometimes, other times not so much... 5. Why do you want to be a nerd? You're just jealous I am smarter than you :aetsch: 6. What were your parents thinking when they named you Kevinder Punjabi Singh :dontknow: ? They obviously thought Singh wasn't enough for Americans to know where I am from, hence the emphasis on Punjab..... 7. Do you love me? phuck no. You're like an old rag that I use to clean up my mess with. Useful at times, but mostly useless and hidden away in the corner. :finger: What would happen if your computer got confiscated by the FBI? They will probably spend the next 3 or 4 years fapping non-stop....enough time for me to change my identity and roam free again favourite sesame street character? * are you a desi American or an American desi ? Indian :isalute: :P * Can u speak Hindi or Marathi I understand hindi....mostly the bad words. * WTF are u doing in the US Spreading my genes, one girl at a time :isalute: * Do u hate pakistan and why ( this is for my assignment :hehe:) I ****ing despise Pakistan :mad: Some American-raised Paki chicks are :woot: * Are u funny in real life ? I have the same personality in real-life as I do here, if not a bit more aggressive in real-life than I am here since I don't personally know anyone here. * why do u love owls ? I am more productive at nights than I am during the day, pun intended. I usually sleep in the afternoons and work at nights since there is no one to ****ing bother me when I need to get work done...
Sooda Posted November 24, 2009 Posted November 24, 2009 Awww, poor flamy. Dont worry he dont matter anyway, we love you old bean :rose: Bert your favourite character? Interesting choice. He's quality. Its so funny even now Sesame St. I watch clips on Utube sometimes and theyre great, the songs are classic. The only reason I asked was because it was the 40th Anniv of Sesame St that week. :P
h4te Posted November 24, 2009 Posted November 24, 2009 Lois Griffin or Marge Simpson? neither, i don't want to go anywhere close to where :peter: and have been... how/why did u choose the username h4te? i am an ambassador of peace, hence i am the h4te. :king: Are you always that funny in your real life too? already answered :orderorder: one more question- *O rly? quit copying my avatar saying on your ugly mug :bumsmack: # Can you really see in the night? yes, a brilliant explorer of the dark caves....
SachDan Posted November 24, 2009 Posted November 24, 2009 Off topic :cantstop: Who is your all time favorite cricketer?
h4te Posted November 24, 2009 Posted November 24, 2009 Q1. Which ICFer do you want to meet in person? Why? Q2. If you were made a mod, what would be the first thing you would do? I am already a mod :dontknow: But if I was made mod of something real, I'd probably laugh my ass off and seriously start to doubt the sanity of the :emc: :hysterical: Q3. Given a choice would you like to be born as a girly or a boy? Reasons. Some people tend to think that girls have it easier in life, but I beg to differ. Now, don't get me wrong, I still view most of them as nothing more than wh0r3s. But, there is no way in hell I would want to go through a mandatory blood leakage every month, and neither do I want to go through child-birth and the complications that arise with it. Not to mention the fear of getting pregnant after every layover...and sure as hell don't want to know what it feels like to get stuff inserted into every orifice of the body... Q4. What's the matter with pointy elbows? Care to enlighten? I have been hurt numerous times at places that I'd rather not mention by pointy elbows and pointy knee-caps :(( :(( :(( 1) Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap? Why? Shampoo, face, .... I think the ordering is obvious, anyone who does it differently is probably a dumbass who has no common sense, or someone who likes to wash his face with his sweaty ball juice.... 2) What is your solution for world peace? make it mandatory to get laid atleast once a week.... 3) What surprised you, while your profile pic was being taken? 4) At the beach would you rather play in the sand, or play in the water? Why? I'd rather play with the chicks at the beach, but whatever floats your boat man... 5) Do you consider yourself to be a giver or a taker? Elaborate. I take, then I give :winky: 6) What is your favorite cheese? Why? I really have no preference, and I am big fan of cheese. I usually get pepper-jack on my sandwiches. I love grated parmesan cheese on my pasta and pizza and lasagna. I like grilled cheese sandwiches, with cheddar. But, make no mistake, I am not a cheese-nibbling fanatic like someone else who shall remain unnamed.
h4te Posted November 24, 2009 Posted November 24, 2009 Off topic :cantstop: Who is your all time favorite cricketer? The BEAST! :finger:
Guest Hiten. Posted November 24, 2009 Posted November 24, 2009 How did you break the news to your parents about you being a homosexual (who sometimes practices bestiality, barbie-ality and if anything poking holes in dry walls) ? :finger:
Guest Gunner Posted November 24, 2009 Posted November 24, 2009 How did you break the news to your parents about you being a homosexual (who sometimes practices bestiality' date=' barbie-ality and if anything poking holes in dry walls) ? :finger:[/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
SachDan Posted November 24, 2009 Posted November 24, 2009 How did you break the news to your parents about you being a homosexual (who sometimes practices bestiality' date=' barbie-ality and if anything poking holes in dry walls) ? :finger:[/quote'] :omg: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Mr. Wicket Posted November 24, 2009 Posted November 24, 2009 But if I was made mod of something real, I'd probably laugh my ass off and seriously start to doubt the sanity of the :emc: :hysterical: What makes you think EMC has any sanity?
h4te Posted November 24, 2009 Posted November 24, 2009 What makes you think EMC has any sanity? :woot: am I thinking what you're thinking? :woot:
Mr. Wicket Posted November 24, 2009 Posted November 24, 2009 Oi. WE're the ones asking questions in this thread, not you. You give us answers! :protest: (Oh, and that depends on just how strong the mind control is...)
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