For old times sake...

[Captain of Bhangra]

The longer serving ICF members may appreciate this picture from today's Test match:

[Mr. Wicket]

Bad picture. Doesn't show the FACE in full.

[The Outsider]

No FACE - pic FAILS. [Gambler] Saala hijda Laxman showing his face again to his gay BF Dravid.....maaadarc....d can't even play straight balls.....throw this hijda out of the team. [/Gambler]

[coffee_rules]

This one's better..

[Captain of Bhangra]

Bad picture. Doesn't show the FACE in full.

Fixed:

[Mr. Wicket]

[Gambler] Saala hijda Laxman showing his face again to his gay BF Dravid.....maaadarc....d can't even play straight balls.....throw this hijda out of the team. [/Gambler]

:rotfl: Those used to be classics! Remember Rahul's epic rips on Gambler? "*MORON POSTER of ICF MODE* man he failed...... he is a fa cking hijda........you shoulda seen his afce when ontong caught him.... looked like a ****ign chakka.... i hate seeing his face... hope al-qaeda kills him......... he and dravid fa cked us today.............. and gullu, that straight drive was a fluke..... dhoni woulda been better.... every time i see this chu tiya hijda, i feel like breaking my TV set.... *MORON POSTER MODE OFF*" "*MORON POSTER MODE ON* that was just a fluke... this hijda cannto ever catch anything if it dropped in his face...... i want to break my TV set... this catch means he will stay in team for next test... and his gay BF dravid... mad archod's house should be set on fire for taking that catch.... *MORON POSTER MODE OFF*" "*MORON MODE ON* yaar this laxman chakka is getting on my nerves.... maybe his gay BF dravid came on his hands... all the flukes are sticking today...... can't wait for him to drop a crucial one, so we can put charcoal on his face, put him on a donkey and tie his BF's hands to the donkey's tail, while i ar$ewhip him all over hyderabad......he looked surprised like a hijda who got his period when he smiled after the catch.... hate him hate him hate him crybaby one-dimensional fool.... *MORON MODE OFF*" "*MORON MODE ON* damn this selfish gay fool dravid moron.... laxman's sucked out all his juices and now he's patting full-tosses back.... i wish i could go to kolkata, invade the pitch and strangle this a$ $hole.......he will now hit winning ruins and stay in the team for two yrs... with hijda BF who will give maalish to his d.ck....pls pls pls someone kill this guy so laxman will cry and in grief get the **** out of or team..... crybaby losers both of them..... *MORON MODE OFF*" "*MORON POSTER MODE ON* see? this fool can only block away like the gay ****** he is....and he has taught this to his BF also.... this fool is the reason why we dont win any matches...break his stupid bat on his head...... *MORON POSTER MODE OFF*" "*MORON POSTER MODE ON* damn this gay fool dravid.... he hits chu tiya bowlers like smith for a boundary and sh its bricks against pollock and ntini...loser fool should go back to his fugly BF... and both shoud be banned from even ranji...... i wish i could slap b itchslap both of them and garland them with slippers and onions and parade them naked in Azad maidan.... retard fools... *MORON MODE OFF*"

[Params7]

This one's better..

the hell happened in that pic?!

[DomainK]

That's Laxman, but whats it?

[Captain of Bhangra]

the hell happened in that pic?!

Farted a stump out of the ground...

[coffee_rules]

^Laxman enacting how the ball didn't pitch and that's reason he got bowled.

[vvvslaxman]

This guy never managed average of 50 because of this weakness. How many times he has got out like this. I have rarely seen him having bat, pad, body in line with stumps ala Dravid. Most of the times if you beat his bat you will hit the stumps.

[varun]

lol, I remember "the face".. One would think that Laxy gets out bowled the most (percentage wise), but in fact he's wayyy down the list at number 30 with Gatting and Viswanath on top and even Viv Richards and Adam Gilchrist ahead of him.

[varun]

^^ Adding to the comment above (sorry to derail the "fun" thread :p) For all top order batsmen (less than number 6) who've played atleast 100 innings

+------------------+----------+
| name             | % Bowled |
+------------------+----------+
| MW Gatting       |    28.11 | 
| GR Viswanath     |    27.91 | 
| WR Hammond       |    27.74 | 
| RN Harvey        |    25.20 | 
| KC Wessels       |    23.35 | 
| TW Graveney      |    23.21 | 
| L Hutton         |    22.96 | 
| JB Hobbs         |    22.77 | 
| AR Border        |    22.22 | 
| PBH May          |    22.12 | 
| K Srikkanth      |    21.66 | 
| GA Gooch         |    21.32 | 
| KWR Fletcher     |    21.30 | 
| GA Hick          |    20.81 | 
| HA Gomes         |    20.74 | 
| IVA Richards     |    20.73 | 
| AJ Stewart       |    20.70 | 
| ME Trescothick   |    20.60 | 
| BA Young         |    20.59 | 
| RA Smith         |    20.50 | 
| DJ Cullinan      |    20.49 | 
| GW Flower        |    20.48 | 
| DS Lehmann       |    20.37 | 
| HH Gibbs         |    20.29 | 
| DD Ebrahim       |    20.18 | 
| L Vincent        |    20.16 | 
| AC Gilchrist     |    19.75 | 
| RS Kaluwitharana |    19.69 | 
| DL Haynes        |    19.41 | 
| VVS Laxman       |    19.07 | 
+------------------+----------+

+------------------+-----------------+
| name             | % Bowled or LBW |
+------------------+-----------------+
| MW Gatting       |           45.95 | 
| DD Ebrahim       |           43.12 | 
| GA Gooch         |           39.64 | 
| D Ganga          |           39.29 | 
| RN Harvey        |           38.58 | 
| AC Hudson        |           38.41 | 
| GR Viswanath     |           37.21 | 
| Mohsin Khan      |           37.09 | 
| WR Hammond       |           36.50 | 
| KF Barrington    |           35.29 | 
| CG Greenidge     |           34.84 | 
| RS Mahanama      |           34.73 | 
| L Vincent        |           34.68 | 
| BA Young         |           34.56 | 
| AJ Stewart       |           34.39 | 
| KWR Fletcher     |           34.26 | 
| RS Kaluwitharana |           33.86 | 
| JB Hobbs         |           33.66 | 
| K Srikkanth      |           33.64 | 
| GA Hick          |           33.50 | 
| GC Smith         |           33.44 | 
| SO Tikolo        |           33.33 | 
| PV Simmons       |           33.33 | 
| JJ Crowe         |           33.33 | 
| KJ Hughes        |           32.69 | 
| MJ Horne         |           32.43 | 
| KC Wessels       |           32.34 | 
| MA Atherton      |           32.32 | 
| RA Smith         |           32.30 | 
| N Hussain        |           32.20 | 
+------------------+-----------------+

[vvvslaxman]

You should look close. Teams like Australia don't rely on yorking batsmen out. Bowled + Leg before combo for each top player against Pakistan Dravid (5+4) out of 23 dismissals Tendulkar (6+5) out of 25 dismissals Laxman (9+4) out of 18 dismissals Ganguly (2+1) out of 19 dismissals Sehwag (2+0) out of 14 dismissals You can clearly see how Laxman sucks against certain type of deliveries.

[Chandan]

Gambhir is catching up quite fast. In last 4 of his international cricket innings, be it test or ODI, he has lost his off stump and seems that this flaw might cost him dearer than what it did to Laxman!!