flamy Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laaloo Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 :(( How could h4te be so cruel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 I really laughed. Superb.:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yabaser Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 :giggle::giggle::giggle: what the hel is that??? well i think thats the answer to alltime women nagging everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachinism Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 el classico! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 good one :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gunner Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 :cantstop::cantstop::cantstop::cantstop::cantstop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_South Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 hahaha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SachDan Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: too good :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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