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Osman Samiuddin is brutal in his Day 1 bulletin on CI


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In a move that confirmed many sad things about Pakistan, bluntest among them that none of their senior batsmen had the guts to front up at that spot, Umar Akmal was thrown in at one-down. Reports from New Zealand yesterday suggested that all senior batsmen had refused to move there, so Umar, presumably, was offered for sacrifice.
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Nothing moved off the pitch and the bounce was true and good. Not that it made much of a difference to the openers, as roused as two turtles on Valium.
A nervy equilibrium had been reached by the time they put on a second fifty stand in six Tests as a combination; they have a century partnership as well, which in Pakistan's context makes them Haynes-Greenidge-esque
Farhat remembered first that he is not perhaps, after all, an international batsman of any quality
Just before bad light intervened, there was enough time for Misbah to prove again that all the world's MBAs and domestic experience cannot iron out his tendency to getting out at the worst possible time, in the worst possible way. Vettori would have been smiling anyway at the way the day turned, but Misbah's ugly sweep would have left him laughing.
The worst thing Pakistan did is sacrifice Umar Akmal, the rest of the batsmen are a bunch of pu$$ies.
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Taking queue from their brave policemen, Mohammed Yousuf trying to find a safe spot in the grass : 2738339429_16626cd69c.jpg
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Btw, would it really have mattered had Umar came in @ #5 or #6. Only difference would have been that he would have came at the crease only 5-10 minutes late :giggle:

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