shubham45 Posted December 8, 2009 Posted December 8, 2009 # A pig and pigi go to a restaurant. Pig orders: 1 malai gobar, 1 shahi gobar, 1 kadai gobar, 1 gobar mixed veg. Pigi says: Please don`t put onions. They smell. # Bad day for Banta: He puts on his shoe, buckle comes off. He opens the door, knob comes off. He picks up his suitcase, handle comes off. Now he's afraid to pee. # Santa: What do you call a guy who drinks only beer? Banta: JUSBEER SINGH. # Preeto to Jeeto: You are always speaking ill of your husband, but look at me, my husband, Banta is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him? # Santa: I will make you the happiest woman on earth. Jeeto: I`ll really miss you. # No matter how great our words may be but we will always be judged by our actions only. # Santa: points towards sky and asks drunk Banta: Is that the sun or the moon? Banta: I can't say what it is, because I am new in town. # Banta: sorrow is our constant companion. happiness comes and goes. Santa: Yes. Like my wife is always with me. Her sister comes and goes! # Pathologist: This isn't a urine sample. Its apple juice. Jeeto: Can I make a phone call? Pathologist: Why? Jeeto: I must tell Santa that he's carrying the urine bottle in his tiffin! # Santa: What does a buffalo produce during an earthquake? Banta: Milkshake zubinpepsi 1
shubham45 Posted December 8, 2009 Author Posted December 8, 2009 the jokes section will now became active again by my post
shubham45 Posted December 8, 2009 Author Posted December 8, 2009 i knew wat u r reaction would be icf members
Laaloo Posted December 8, 2009 Posted December 8, 2009 i knew wat u r reaction would be icf members U the hell U think U are
shubham45 Posted December 9, 2009 Author Posted December 9, 2009 shubsy ur improving!!!! ya thanx cricketgirl..............................improvin on my jokes or smt else...........
Guest Hiten. Posted December 9, 2009 Posted December 9, 2009 ya thanx cricketgirl..............................improvin on my jokes or smt else........... Whoa! Someone's hitting on someone.... :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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