mansu Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates. Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ANSWERS Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler! And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven. Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Gunner Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 http://www.snopes.com/glurge/twoquestions.asp :giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shubham45 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 :giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle: whos dis another shubham45.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 oh dear god not another one!! i humbly request EMC to ban old jokes! :giggle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamy Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 http://www.snopes.com/glurge/twoquestions.asp Glurge before you Judge! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 http://www.snopes.com/glurge/twoquestions.asp :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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