Laaloo Posted August 19, 2011 Posted August 19, 2011 If sex between three people is called a Threesome and sex between two people is called a Twosome... Then why is Handsome still a compliment? I've been in relationship with my girlfriend since ten years. Having sex with just one person in ten years is pure dedication. I don't know how she does it. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
ganeshran Posted August 19, 2011 Posted August 19, 2011 If sex between three people is called a Threesome and sex between two people is called a Twosome... Then why is Handsome still a compliment? :hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted August 19, 2011 Author Posted August 19, 2011 Dear santa Don't feckin bother coming this year I've got loads of stuff already. Delroy age 9 tottenham :haha:
Guest Gunner Posted August 20, 2011 Posted August 20, 2011 Dear santa Don't feckin bother coming this year I've got loads of stuff already. Delroy age 9 tottenham :haha: Last night at the club' date=' a bouncer punched my wife for no reason right in the face. I didn't want to be thought of as weak, so I hit her harder.[/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Dark Warrior Posted August 20, 2011 Posted August 20, 2011 In French class today, the teacher asked, "What does 'a la' mean?" "Everything," replied Ahmed.
Dark Warrior Posted August 20, 2011 Posted August 20, 2011 My girlfriend rang me and said, "Are we going to get married?" I said, "Of course we will babe" She said, "Then why the **** aren't you here at the church?"
punjabiplaya Posted August 20, 2011 Author Posted August 20, 2011 Paddy walks past a pub and sees a sign in the window reading, "Pies 50p, Wa*ks 10p"He couldn't believe his luck...He goes in and sees a stunning blonde barmaid and asks her, "Are you the one who is giving out wa*ks?""Yes" she replies"Good, well wash your fecking hands, I want a pie." :haha:
Laaloo Posted August 21, 2011 Posted August 21, 2011 A man was throwing knives on his wife pic.... all were missing d target.... Suddenly he received a call from his Wife Wife: hey wht r u doing?? he honestly replied...... "JUST MISSING U"
Rahul Dravid Posted August 22, 2011 Posted August 22, 2011 That's just lame laloo :headshake: Very. but the thing about jokes is.. the lamer the funnier...
Rahul Dravid Posted August 22, 2011 Posted August 22, 2011 A man went to his appointment with the urologist. In the examining room he told the doctor, 'Don't laugh!' 'Of course I won't laugh,' the doctor said. 'I'm a professional. In more than twenty years I've never Laughed at a patient.' 'Okay then,' the man said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'Willie the doctor had ever seen. It wasn't any bigger than a triple A battery. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing hysterically. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. ' I'm so sorry,' he said. 'I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?' 'It's swollen,' the man replied
Rahul Dravid Posted August 22, 2011 Posted August 22, 2011 A guy goes to see his doctor. The doc says: "I've got bad news for you, you have incurable cancer, and you're suffering from a form of amnesia, as well." The guy says: "Well, that doesn't sound so bad. At least I don't have cancer."
Rahul Dravid Posted August 22, 2011 Posted August 22, 2011 Why are niggers like sperm? Only one in a million actually work.
punjabiplaya Posted August 22, 2011 Author Posted August 22, 2011 Bloke in a night club sees a big fat paki girl at the bar, he walks up 2 her and asks "have you got a pen" She looks up and smiles and says yes! Well he says you better feck off back to it then before the farmer notices your missing! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Prakat Posted August 23, 2011 Posted August 23, 2011 The Tatas respond to Mamta's renaming of West Bengal to Poschim Bonga by renaming the Nano as the "Nunnu".
Dark Warrior Posted August 24, 2011 Posted August 24, 2011 I decided to agree with my girlfriend once. Turns out we were wrong.
Dark Warrior Posted August 24, 2011 Posted August 24, 2011 My son was asking me questions about drugs as he was very concerned. I said, "You know son, when I was your age the only way I got high was by standing outside the paint factory." He said, "Did that really work?" I said, "Yeah, there was a dealer at the gates."
Sid Posted August 24, 2011 Posted August 24, 2011 My son was asking me questions about drugs as he was very concerned. I said, "You know son, when I was your age the only way I got high was by standing outside the paint factory." He said, "Did that really work?" I said, "Yeah, there was a dealer at the gates." :cantstop:
Dark Warrior Posted August 25, 2011 Posted August 25, 2011 You know America is in recession when even Apple is without Jobs.
Dark Warrior Posted August 25, 2011 Posted August 25, 2011 Steve Jobs to resign due to health issues. Looks like an apple a day doesn't keep the doctors away.
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