Sachin=GOD Posted April 25, 2013 Posted April 25, 2013 Ash Dubey @ash_dubey #YoRahulSoDumb RT @MahaYouthCong: Rahul Sir always advice people not 2have more than 3 children as 1 of 4 child born in the world is Chinese :hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted April 28, 2013 Author Posted April 28, 2013 A bloke asked me if he could put a teabag in my mouth and fill me with boiling water, he must think I'm some kind of mug.
punjabiplaya Posted April 28, 2013 Author Posted April 28, 2013 Just found out my brother is a mime artist. He kept that fecking quiet.
punjabiplaya Posted April 28, 2013 Author Posted April 28, 2013 Went out last night and got really wasted. I woke up in the middle of the night next to some chick who was snoring and farting, so I knew I made it home OK!
punjabiplaya Posted April 28, 2013 Author Posted April 28, 2013 I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.
punjabiplaya Posted April 28, 2013 Author Posted April 28, 2013 After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, “Screw it, soldier on!”
punjabiplaya Posted April 28, 2013 Author Posted April 28, 2013 My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you b*stard!" "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"
punjabiplaya Posted April 28, 2013 Author Posted April 28, 2013 I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.
punjabiplaya Posted April 28, 2013 Author Posted April 28, 2013 My black neighbour left the house this morning all smartly dressed. "What's the occasion?" I asked him. "I have a job interview" he said. So I followed him to find out what he was really up to.
punjabiplaya Posted April 28, 2013 Author Posted April 28, 2013 "It's 2 in the morning and you come crawling in with a ****ing love bite on your neck?" she screamed. "Sorry dear, we were playing away at Anfield again this week." "Fair enough love"
punjabiplaya Posted April 28, 2013 Author Posted April 28, 2013 The ginger woman at my work recently announced that she is pregnant by her black boyfriend. She was discussing possible baby names the other day, apparently "Terry The Chocolate Orange" is not tolerated and is enough to get you fired.
punjabiplaya Posted April 28, 2013 Author Posted April 28, 2013 I went for a job interview today. The employer said - what's your biggest fault? I said - probably my honesty. He said - well, i wouldn't really say that was a fault I said - I couldn't give a feck what you think you stupid fecker.
punjabiplaya Posted April 28, 2013 Author Posted April 28, 2013 Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and a spade.
Alchemist Posted April 28, 2013 Posted April 28, 2013 "It's 2 in the morning and you come crawling in with a ****ing love bite on your neck?" she screamed. "Sorry dear, we were playing away at Anfield again this week." "Fair enough love" :hysterical:
punjabi_khota Posted April 29, 2013 Posted April 29, 2013 An undertaker says to a bereaved husband' date=' ‘When did you realise your wife was dead?’ he replies, ‘the sex was the same but the dishes just kept piling up’[/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
FischerTal Posted April 29, 2013 Posted April 29, 2013 Shiv bhagwan: Where is my trishul? Parvati maata: Rajnikanth took it. Shiv Bhagwan: Why? Parvati maata: He needed it to eat maggi.
punjabiplaya Posted April 30, 2013 Author Posted April 30, 2013 My wife was completely flattered when she was asked to be one of the girls on the Toyota stand at a forklift truck exhibition. Turns out they were using her to demonstrate the lifting capacity of the truck. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
beetle Posted May 5, 2013 Posted May 5, 2013 Rahul Gandhi's birthday should be celebrated as "Buddhu Poornima" #YoRahulSoDumb :hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Sachin=GOD Posted May 6, 2013 Posted May 6, 2013 She: Jaanu see this is my childhood pic and there are 3 girls in this picture,Guess which one is me? He: B!TCH wali !!!!
Sachin=GOD Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 Santa ko raaste mai patthar mila.Us pr likha tha"isse palto,kuch ban jaoge"usne palta dusri taraf likha tha'Mubarak ho tum chewtiye Ban Gaye'
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