adi B Posted February 3, 2014 Posted February 3, 2014 Black parents teach their children to be more like Nelson Mandela. And spend twenty years in prison.
adi B Posted February 3, 2014 Posted February 3, 2014 I went for a testicle check up last wk. The little Thai nurse cupped my balls & said,"Don't worry, it's quite normal to get an erection during this procedure" I said "I haven't got an erection" She said "No, but I have" :--D
Cricket_Hacker Posted February 3, 2014 Posted February 3, 2014 Indian bowling attack :hysterical::hysterical::hehe::hehe: "attack"
SLICKR392 Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 My black neighbour is really upset because she's just found out she's having twins. She should consider it a blessing because it's such a rare occurrence. I mean how often does a black woman have 2 children by the same father? :cantstop:
punjabiplaya Posted February 4, 2014 Author Posted February 4, 2014 How do you make a world champion long distance runner out of an unfit black man. Tell him his girlfriend's pregnant. :cantstop:
punjabiplaya Posted February 6, 2014 Author Posted February 6, 2014 I went to the disco last night. They played the Twist, I did the twist. They played Jump, I jumped. They played Come On, Eileen. That's when I got kicked out.
punjabiplaya Posted February 6, 2014 Author Posted February 6, 2014 I was driving along with my wife in the car this morning when suddenly a Paki went through my windscreen. As he laid motionless across our laps, bleeding heavily, my wife started screaming, "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!" "Calm down," I said, taking my mobile phone out of my pocket, "I'll call Gavin from Autoglass!!
punjabiplaya Posted February 6, 2014 Author Posted February 6, 2014 Apparently scientists are saying semen is 'good for women's health and helps fight depression' It makes sense, because it's normally the miserable ones who don't fecking swallow in the first place!!!! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted February 6, 2014 Author Posted February 6, 2014 I must admit, I've been down since my wife died. Down the pub, down the snooker hall, down the strip club.......... :--D
punjabiplaya Posted February 6, 2014 Author Posted February 6, 2014 My Korean girlfriend just made me a pie from Scratch. I'm fecking gutted I loved that dog!! :cantstop:
punjabiplaya Posted February 6, 2014 Author Posted February 6, 2014 Sunderland have asked the FA if flares are allowed at Wembley, Apparently last time they were there everybody was wearing them!
punjabiplaya Posted February 6, 2014 Author Posted February 6, 2014 How many more excuses from British Rail The latest one is that there is the wrong type of seaweed on the tracks at Dawlish in Devon. :haha:
punjabiplaya Posted February 6, 2014 Author Posted February 6, 2014 I married my wife for her long legs and big tits. Now she has long tits and big legs. :cantstop:
Cricket_Hacker Posted February 6, 2014 Posted February 6, 2014 What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? "Would you like fries with that?"
Cricket_Hacker Posted February 6, 2014 Posted February 6, 2014 What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley. :hysterical:
Cricket_Hacker Posted February 7, 2014 Posted February 7, 2014 What is 6.9? A really great thing ruined by a damn period.
Cricket_Hacker Posted February 7, 2014 Posted February 7, 2014 Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party? They gave him the cold shoulder!
Cricket_Hacker Posted February 7, 2014 Posted February 7, 2014 A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display. Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?" Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights." Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?" Dad: "For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights." Boy: "Then why do they make packs of 12?" Dad: "Those are for married couples -- you know, January, February, March."
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