CSK Fan Posted March 4, 2014 Posted March 4, 2014 Just for Precambrian h9DkK06zZ_o FMfAFWo6Yec How do you make a gay feck a women? Sh!t in her c@nt :hysterical: srT6JkaLRtE -yK1Ewqxnn0 yPMd58-qY9g
CSK Fan Posted March 4, 2014 Posted March 4, 2014 After the tragic events in which twenty seven people were killed in a knife rampage in China yesterday, comes the next nearly impossible task for the authorities. Identifying the victims!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
SLICKR392 Posted March 4, 2014 Posted March 4, 2014 After the tragic events in which twenty seven people were killed in a knife rampage in China yesterday, comes the next nearly impossible task for the authorities. Identifying the victims!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted March 11, 2014 Author Posted March 11, 2014 I see Paddy Power are taking bets on Oscar Pistorius murder trial. 9/2 if he's found guilty 1000/1 if he walks
punjabiplaya Posted March 11, 2014 Author Posted March 11, 2014 Chinese authorities are struggling to find the missing Malaysian plane. Has anyone suggested that they open their eyes properly?
punjabiplaya Posted March 11, 2014 Author Posted March 11, 2014 After 10 years of marriage, I've learned an important lesson. Flowers and an apology are a lot easier than actually changing this was for beetle heeheee
punjabiplaya Posted March 11, 2014 Author Posted March 11, 2014 No wonder black people have dark skin. They're always getting grilled by the police
punjabiplaya Posted March 11, 2014 Author Posted March 11, 2014 My daughter came up to me today and said the four words every father fears, "Dad, this is Jerome".
punjabiplaya Posted March 11, 2014 Author Posted March 11, 2014 This is very personal so please bear with me..I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my missus walking down the aisle towards me, my heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable, it seemed to take ages but eventually there she was stood beside me, I gave her a cheeky wink and said...." Get that fecking trolley over here, they're doing 3 cases of Stella for the price of 2"...
punjabiplaya Posted March 11, 2014 Author Posted March 11, 2014 A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part
Sidhoni Posted March 12, 2014 Posted March 12, 2014 After the tragic events in which twenty seven people were killed in a knife rampage in China yesterday, comes the next nearly impossible task for the authorities. Identifying the victims!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :cantstop:
punjabiplaya Posted March 12, 2014 Author Posted March 12, 2014 Searchers of the missing Malaysian plane have found the Wing's.. Mr and Mr's Wing say they don't know where the plane is though.
punjabiplaya Posted March 12, 2014 Author Posted March 12, 2014 I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that." "Fine," I said, "I want to die when Tottenham win the premier league." "You crafty fecker!" said the fairy
punjabiplaya Posted March 12, 2014 Author Posted March 12, 2014 I said to my mate, "The Malaysian air disaster wouldn't have happened if my wife had been on it." He laughed and said, "What is she some kind of superhero?" I said, "No, I'm just not that fecking lucky."
punjabiplaya Posted March 12, 2014 Author Posted March 12, 2014 After complaints that there aren't enough black people on British television, the BBC have vowed to solve the problem. They are now going to show Crimewatch seven nights a week :haha::haha::haha::haha:
punjabiplaya Posted March 13, 2014 Author Posted March 13, 2014 "Why the feck are you staring at my head?" asked some guy in the pub last night. I said, "I'm checking out the hair." "But, I'm completely bald." he replied. I said, "I'm talking about mine." :--D
punjabiplaya Posted March 18, 2014 Author Posted March 18, 2014 My girlfriend said that when we have sex I remind her of Al Pacino in Scarface. I said you mean where he says "I'm Tony Montana! You feck with me, you feckin' with the best!" She said no, "Say hello to my little friend". :--D
punjabiplaya Posted March 18, 2014 Author Posted March 18, 2014 I ran into my ex this morning, I felt great after. Who knew hitting someone with a car could feel so good? :finger:
vvvslaxman Posted March 19, 2014 Posted March 19, 2014 My girlfriend said that when we have sex I remind her of Al Pacino in Scarface. I said you mean where he says "I'm Tony Montana! You feck with me, you feckin' with the best!" She said no, "Say hello to my little friend". :--D :hysterical:
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