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FMfAFWo6Yec How do you make a gay feck a women? Sh!t in her c@nt :hysterical: srT6JkaLRtE -yK1Ewqxnn0 yPMd58-qY9g
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After the tragic events in which twenty seven people were killed in a knife rampage in China yesterday, comes the next nearly impossible task for the authorities. Identifying the victims!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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After the tragic events in which twenty seven people were killed in a knife rampage in China yesterday, comes the next nearly impossible task for the authorities. Identifying the victims!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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This is very personal so please bear with me..I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my missus walking down the aisle towards me, my heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable, it seemed to take ages but eventually there she was stood beside me, I gave her a cheeky wink and said...." Get that fecking trolley over here, they're doing 3 cases of Stella for the price of 2"...

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After the tragic events in which twenty seven people were killed in a knife rampage in China yesterday, comes the next nearly impossible task for the authorities. Identifying the victims!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that." "Fine," I said, "I want to die when Tottenham win the premier league." "You crafty fecker!" said the fairy

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I said to my mate, "The Malaysian air disaster wouldn't have happened if my wife had been on it." He laughed and said, "What is she some kind of superhero?" I said, "No, I'm just not that fecking lucky."

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After complaints that there aren't enough black people on British television, the BBC have vowed to solve the problem. They are now going to show Crimewatch seven nights a week :haha::haha::haha::haha:

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"Why the feck are you staring at my head?" asked some guy in the pub last night. I said, "I'm checking out the hair." "But, I'm completely bald." he replied. I said, "I'm talking about mine." :--D

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My girlfriend said that when we have sex I remind her of Al Pacino in Scarface. I said you mean where he says "I'm Tony Montana! You feck with me, you feckin' with the best!" She said no, "Say hello to my little friend". :--D

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My girlfriend said that when we have sex I remind her of Al Pacino in Scarface. I said you mean where he says "I'm Tony Montana! You feck with me, you feckin' with the best!" She said no, "Say hello to my little friend". :--D
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