sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Mom: Yeh tumhare room se itni clapping ki awaaz kyun aa rahi hai ? Akmal brothers: Mummy woh hum catch-catch khel rahe the Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Kohli in the day plays four and six. Kohli in the night foreplays and sex Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Jeson ke Holder mein Ireland ne bulb laga diya Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Customer care: press 1 for Hindi, press 2 for English. Misbah-Ul-Haq presses 2. Customer care: lol, are u sure? Misbah: lol, NO *presses 1* Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Having IPLAuction just after the IndvsPak match is BCCI's way of trolling the Pakistani cricketers. Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Rameez: Why did you lose ? Misbah: Boys played well. R: Then why did you lose ? M: Coz their boys played better R: Oh bete innovation !! Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 In School Teacher - What is you name? Student - Mera naam Misba Ul Haq hai Tchr - Speak in English Sdt - Inshallah the boys played well Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 *Ahmed Shehzad comes out to bat* *Takes wickets in hand* Kohli:Kya kar raha hai bc? Shehzad:Coach asked to keep wickets in hand Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 South African cricket players' favorite place in Delhi is called 'Chandni Choke' Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Boy 1 : WC group matches start bhi ho gaye, mai khushi se Pool A nahi sama raha! Boy 2 : Mai toh khushi se Pool B gaya! Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk
Lord Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 In School Teacher - What is you name? Student - Mera naam Misba Ul Haq hai Tchr - Speak in English Sdt - Inshallah the boys played well Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk :cantstop:
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Shikhar Dhawan comes out to bat Misbah : Aur bhai kidhar? Dhawan : Aawara hawa ka jhonka hu bas nikla hun ball do ball ke liye Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 बॉलर के यॉर्कर फेकने पर शोएब अख्तर इतनी मुबारकबाद देते है उतनी मुबारक तो उस बॉलर के पैदा होने पर लोगो ने उनके परिवार वालो को भी नही दी होगी Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Inzmam's Grandfather :- Mera 'POTA-TO' bada ho kar cricketer banega!! Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Clarke: I'm innovative ABD: I'm courageous McCullum: I lead from the front Dhoni: I'm captain cool Misbah: English sirf mujhe aati team me Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 [PCB training camp] Misbah- bhaijaan aaj training karne ka dil nahi hai Coach- koi nai, sab Wren n Martin khol ke padhna start karo Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 In Pakistan, Long Off means when the electricity is off for too long. Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 मोदी से प्रेरित होकर नवाज़ शरीफ ने भी अपनी क्रिकेट टीम को मैसेज भेजा है और कहा है कि फिक्सिंग में 10% मेरा भी रख लेना। Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk
sir ji Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Anushka : Yeh kaunse bank main swiss account ki baat chal rahi hai news pe ? Kohli : HSBC Anushka : Yeh HS kaunsa bank hai ? Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk
coffee_rules Posted February 19, 2015 Posted February 19, 2015 B the change you want to C." - Virat Kohli Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk :hysterical:
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