Sachinism Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 My uncle was a crap ventriloquist... He used to shove two fingers up my **** and tell me not to say anything
zubinpepsi Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 Robert Green - a joke even Americans can understand. Just bought a Robert Green condom. Extra slippery and you're guaranteed not to catch anything. Steven Gerrard said: "The whole team is behind Rob Green." With hindsight, that's a good place to stand.
yoda Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 Robert Green - a joke even Americans can understand. Just bought a Robert Green condom. Extra slippery and you're guaranteed not to catch anything. Steven Gerrard said: "The whole team is behind Rob Green." With hindsight, that's a good place to stand. :giggle:
punjabiplaya Posted June 30, 2010 Author Posted June 30, 2010 Bin laden has appeared in a new tv message 2 prove he's still alive. He said english football team were fecking sh*t on sunday. British intelligence have dismissed it, saying it could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years! :hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted June 30, 2010 Author Posted June 30, 2010 The england team will make history today they will be the first white men to land into england and told to feck off back to africa :haha:
yoda Posted July 1, 2010 Posted July 1, 2010 Bin laden has appeared in a new tv message 2 prove he's still alive. He said english football team were fecking sh*t on sunday. British intelligence have dismissed it, saying it could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years! :hysterical: :hysterical:
gaurav92 Posted July 1, 2010 Posted July 1, 2010 Bin laden has appeared in a new tv message 2 prove he's still alive. He said english football team were fecking sh*t on sunday. British intelligence have dismissed it, saying it could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years! :hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: This was fabulous
Laaloo Posted July 1, 2010 Posted July 1, 2010 Bin laden has appeared in a new tv message 2 prove he's still alive. He said english football team were fecking sh*t on sunday. British intelligence have dismissed it, saying it could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years! :hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted July 1, 2010 Author Posted July 1, 2010 A couple havin sex outside at night he says 'i wish i had a torch' she says 'so do i you've been lickin that slug on the grass for the last ten minutes'.
DomainK Posted July 2, 2010 Posted July 2, 2010 Bin laden has appeared in a new tv message 2 prove he's still alive. He said english football team were fecking sh*t on sunday. British intelligence have dismissed it, saying it could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years! :hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Dark Warrior Posted July 3, 2010 Posted July 3, 2010 Mohammed, an Arab child, entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio. "What is your name?" – asked the teacher. "Mohammed". . .. – answered the kid. "You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny," –replied the teacher. In the evening, Mohammed returned home. "How was your day, Mohammed?" – asked his mother. "My name is not Mohammed. I’m in America and now my name is Johnny." "Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" – and she beat him. Then she called his father and he too beat him. The next day Mohammed returned to school.. When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked, "What happened to you little Johnny"? Well ma'am, 4 hours after I becoming an American, I was attacked by two Arabs At home."
Sachinism Posted July 3, 2010 Posted July 3, 2010 What have Princess Diana and Asamoah Gyan got in common? When they hit the post, it broke the hearts of 100 million Africans. ---- If anyone can learn anything from Urugauy's Luis Suarez. It's Rob Green.
punjabiplaya Posted July 3, 2010 Author Posted July 3, 2010 I met a fairy today who granted me one wish, I want to live forever I said, sorry said the fairy, I am not allowed to grant wishes like that. Fine I said, I want to die when England win the World Cup, 'you crafty b*stard!' said the fairy.
punjabiplaya Posted July 3, 2010 Author Posted July 3, 2010 Got to admire Emile Heskey....has a disasterous World Cup....comes home, puts a frock on and wins the womens title at Wimbledon!
Sachinism Posted July 3, 2010 Posted July 3, 2010 Got to admire Emile Heskey....has a disasterous World Cup....comes home' date=' puts a frock on and wins the womens title at Wimbledon![/quote'] :haha::haha::haha:
gaurav92 Posted July 4, 2010 Posted July 4, 2010 Mohammed, an Arab child, entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio. "What is your name?" – asked the teacher. "Mohammed". . .. – answered the kid. "You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny," –replied the teacher. In the evening, Mohammed returned home. "How was your day, Mohammed?" – asked his mother. "My name is not Mohammed. I’m in America and now my name is Johnny." "Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" – and she beat him. Then she called his father and he too beat him. The next day Mohammed returned to school.. When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked, "What happened to you little Johnny"? Well ma'am, 4 hours after I becoming an American, I was attacked by two Arabs At home." :giggle: What have Princess Diana and Asamoah Gyan got in common? When they hit the post, it broke the hearts of 100 million Africans. ---- If anyone can learn anything from Urugauy's Luis Suarez. It's Rob Green. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Got to admire Emile Heskey....has a disasterous World Cup....comes home' date=' puts a frock on and wins the womens title at Wimbledon![/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
zubinpepsi Posted July 4, 2010 Posted July 4, 2010 Got to admire Emile Heskey....has a disasterous World Cup....comes home' date=' puts a frock on and wins the womens title at Wimbledon![/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted July 4, 2010 Author Posted July 4, 2010 Dave comes home from work early one day n walks in to the kitchen and sees his wife on her knees, scrubbing the floor. He watches the rhythmic movements of her ass stuck high in the air for a few seconds, before he can't take it any more. Without a word, he lifts up her skirt, slides in and gives her the pounding of her life until they both Orgasm loudly. Then he zips himself up, gets to his feet and kicks her up the ar*e as hard as he can. "What the feck was that for?!" she screams at him. "That was for not turning round to see who it was."
punjabiplaya Posted July 4, 2010 Author Posted July 4, 2010 FIFA has decided that girls should be the goalkeepers for the next world cup, because, no matter how wide they open, they never let the balls go in !!!
Dark Warrior Posted July 4, 2010 Posted July 4, 2010 FIFA has decided that girls should be the goalkeepers for the next world cup' date=' because, no matter how wide they open, they never let the balls go in !!![/quote'] lame!! :haha::haha:
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