punjabiplaya Posted August 3, 2010 Author Posted August 3, 2010 A recent report says that 60% of 14 yr old girls in Newcastle go binge drinking. That's terrible - who's looking after their kids? Experts are worried about President Obama's mental state after he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland, following the tragedy of Hurricane Higgins.
Laaloo Posted August 3, 2010 Posted August 3, 2010 A recent report says that 60% of 14 yr old girls in Newcastle go binge drinking. That's terrible - who's looking after their kids? :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
gaurav92 Posted August 4, 2010 Posted August 4, 2010 An insect falls into a mug of beer Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away Indian : Sells the beer to the American, the insect to the Chinese and gets a fresh beer for himself Pakistani : Accuses the Indian of putting the insect in his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and gets a loan from the American to buy another beer. The Paki then moves to England and claims benefits. ---- Gujju kid : ''Dad, can I have 5 dollars.'' My father replied,''4 dollars? What do you want 3 dollars for?'' Ive got 2 dollars, so here's one dollar now share it with you're sister. :cantstop:
punjabiplaya Posted August 4, 2010 Author Posted August 4, 2010 Woman says to her husband, 'You only ever want sex when you're pissed.' Bloke replies, 'That's not true - sometimes I want a kebab...' Paddy is on his final question for a million with Chris Tarrant, he has only one life line left....phone a friend. 'Which bird does not make a nest, A sparrow, A swallow, A blackbird or A Cuckoo' Paddy calls Murphy. Murphy answers 'be jesus its a cuckoo 100%.' Paddy wins the Million. After Paddy rings Murphy 'how the fook di you know that Murph?'.... Murphy says ' well Paddy yer thick tw*t it lives in a fookin clock'
punjabiplaya Posted August 4, 2010 Author Posted August 4, 2010 A paki has died whilst trainin to be a sky diver. Sources at the English school of sky diving have said they have no idea why his flippers and snorkel did not open. ‎​What goes around comes around eh Pakistan?....They have been flooding Britain for years...
punjabiplaya Posted August 4, 2010 Author Posted August 4, 2010 New diet in northern pakistan, called swim fast. The Queen has sent a letter of condolence to the pakistani presidentShe also wanted to mention that Britain has plenty of spare paki's if they want some back A charity single has been released in aid of Pakistan flood releif....Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed
punjabiplaya Posted August 4, 2010 Author Posted August 4, 2010 Quote of the day is : Oral sex can make your day but anal sex can make your hole weak !
punjabiplaya Posted August 4, 2010 Author Posted August 4, 2010 Paddy's wife gave birth to triplets. How did that happen says Paddy. Remember that night, I was very dry we had no vaseline so used 3 in 1 oil? Be Jaysus says Paddy thank feck we didn't use WD40 !!e
Sachinism Posted August 5, 2010 Posted August 5, 2010 The other day I put a huge load in the dishwasher ...but she spat it back out ----- When I go to a theme park, I take a nut and bolt with me. I love watching peoples faces when we are at the top of a rollercoaster, about to take the plunge, I hold them up and scream "what the f..K"
shubham45 Posted August 5, 2010 Posted August 5, 2010 Paddy's wife gave birth to triplets. How did that happen says Paddy. Remember that night' date=' I was very dry we had no vaseline so used 3 in 1 oil? Be Jaysus says Paddy thank feck we didn't use WD40 !!e[/quote'] :((
punjabiplaya Posted August 5, 2010 Author Posted August 5, 2010 What do you call a pakistani flood survivor? Mustafa Dingy
Guest Hiten. Posted August 6, 2010 Posted August 6, 2010 Quote of the day is : Oral sex can make your day but anal sex can make your hole weak ! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
EnterTheVoid Posted August 6, 2010 Posted August 6, 2010 New diet in northern pakistan, called swim fast. The Queen has sent a letter of condolence to the pakistani presidentShe also wanted to mention that Britain has plenty of spare paki's if they want some back A charity single has been released in aid of Pakistan flood releif....Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed :hysterical:
Sachinism Posted August 6, 2010 Posted August 6, 2010 Despite the floods and suffering in his homeland, I see that the Pakistan has followed his heart and done what what his people have done throughout the ages. He's left Pakistan and come to Britain.
punjabiplaya Posted August 6, 2010 Author Posted August 6, 2010 Devastating news just in from Pakistan,.... it's stopped Feckin raining!
punjabiplaya Posted August 6, 2010 Author Posted August 6, 2010 Paddy and Mick go to London to donate sperm. It was a disaster! Paddy missed the tube and Mick came on the bus !!
punjabiplaya Posted August 6, 2010 Author Posted August 6, 2010 I bet little ahmed isn't having to walk three miles to fetch water now!, I think I'll ask for my 3 feckin quid a month back!.
punjabiplaya Posted August 8, 2010 Author Posted August 8, 2010 SCAM WARNING @ ASDA car park. When packing shopping in your car, you may be approached by 2 fit 18 year old east european girls, in tight tiny tops. They wash your screen with t*ts hanging out & ask for lift home as payment. On the way they strip and go down on each other. Then 1 climbs in front and sucks you off while the other nicks your wallet. I had mine stolen last Tues & Wed, twice on Thurs and again today. Be careful!!
Dark Warrior Posted August 8, 2010 Posted August 8, 2010 Today, as I stood back with a smile on my face and watched my poo being flushed away.. I was suddenly reminded of the tragic flood in Pakistan.
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