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Hitchens would be ashamed of this censorship..
Hitchens would NEVER EVER approve of the ridicule of people who are suffering death and destruction either. :P
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came across this on fb: Didn't get the A-Level results you were hoping for? That's fine, just go on the dole and the people that did get good grades can work for you.

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Fred was a cab driver who loved mowing down pakis very much and loved the sound of the thud they made. One day he picked up an old lady and was driving along and saw a paki, but remembered about the old dear in the back so he swerved and missed him but he still heard the thud he loved so much, but ignored it and said " sorry love I nearly hit the paki there" to which she replied "that's alright I got the ***** with the door".

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Fred was a cab driver who loved mowing down pakis very much and loved the sound of the thud they made. One day he picked up an old lady and was driving along and saw a paki, but remembered about the old dear in the back so he swerved and missed him but he still heard the thud he loved so much, but ignored it and said " sorry love I nearly hit the paki there" to which she replied "that's alright I got the fecker with the door".

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Black man goes to dr's as he can't stop jogging on the spot.Dr puts a line of White powder on the table &says snort that. It will slow you down. So the black man snorts it and sure enough it stops him jogging. Good stuff he says, Is it coke? Dr says no you stupid black fecker it's Persil, stops colours from running

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A £50 donation would build a house in flood stricken Pakistan, however it would also buy 15 pints of lager and a large kebab. Sometimes you just have to put yourself first

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All men like to think they are marrying nymphomaniacs. The problem is that after a few years the nympho leaves but the maniac doesn't. ...... America's policy of shooting first and asking questions later has always been their downfall. I mean, just think how useful King Kong could have been on September the 11th.

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I was having a vindaloo in an Indian restaurant, when my stomach started to feel funny. I dashed to the toilet as quickly as I could. What came out was truly disgusting. It was dark brown and smelled like rotting meat, I nearly threw up. Luckily, he'd just finished cleaning the toilet so I could go for a ****. ......... I walked up to an Indian girl today and started poking her on the forehead. When she asked what I was doing, I replied "I'm trying to go interactive" ....... Going on holiday to India tomorrow and want to know the weather. I phoned my bank. ........ When you take a White girls virginity, you pop-her-cherry. So by that logic, when you take an Indian girls virginity, you pop-her-dom

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From Sky NewsThe deadp Mi6 Agent found in a bag in his London flat has been named as Brian Shepherd.He is thought to have been stabbed and put into a hot bath first.Police are treating it as a boil in the bag Shepherd Spy

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A girl calls her Mother, Mum I'm getting a divorce. 'A Divorce? Why?' The mother asks shocked, 'Mum all he wants is bum sex. I used to have a lovely little bumhole the size of a 5p piece. Now it's the size of a 50p piece. The mother says, 'Sweetie, you have a lovely home, a porsche, a platinum credit card, villa in marbella, kids in private school, and 6 holidays a year and you want to give all that up for the sake of 45p?!

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