Shane Posted September 7, 2010 Posted September 7, 2010 "Good Morning this is Pakistani Radio Sports News............. And 1st we'll start with the Results' date=' for tomorrows game....[/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Sachinism Posted September 7, 2010 Posted September 7, 2010 You know you're an ugly ***** when you're in a profession known for having girls throw themselves at you and yet you still have to pay for sex. Feel for Wayne Rooney --------- Prostitute; a woman who has sex with someone for money So Colleen started shagging him cause he's handsome then? ------- With 9/11 approaching I just want to say RIP dad. At least he died doing what he loved - flying planes
punjabiplaya Posted September 7, 2010 Author Posted September 7, 2010 I pulled up next to a woman driver at the traffic lights today and shouted at her, "Hey! Don't you know how to use your fecking mirrors?" "Yes, of course I do!" she snapped I replied, "Well, try using one to put some make-up on before you go out in public, you ugly bi*ch!" p.s note to mods it was paki woman but in view of my recent bans and warnings i hope you appreciate my sensitivity in not putting fat paki woman in! :haha:
punjabiplaya Posted September 7, 2010 Author Posted September 7, 2010 Coleen, Do you fancy getting your own back on Wayne? Give me a call sometime. Love John Terry x
Desi Cartman Posted September 8, 2010 Posted September 8, 2010 I pulled up next to a woman driver at the traffic lights today and shouted at her, "Hey! Don't you know how to use your fecking mirrors?" "Yes, of course I do!" she snapped I replied, "Well, try using one to put some make-up on before you go out in public, you ugly bi*ch!" p.s note to mods it was paki woman but in view of my recent bans and warnings i hope you appreciate my sensitivity in not putting fat paki woman in! :haha: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Dark Warrior Posted September 8, 2010 Posted September 8, 2010 I pulled up next to a woman driver at the traffic lights today and shouted at her, "Hey! Don't you know how to use your fecking mirrors?" "Yes, of course I do!" she snapped I replied, "Well, try using one to put some make-up on before you go out in public, you ugly bi*ch!" p.s note to mods it was paki woman but in view of my recent bans and warnings i hope you appreciate my sensitivity in not putting fat paki woman in! :haha: :hysterical:
Jadoo Posted September 8, 2010 Posted September 8, 2010 I pulled up next to a woman driver at the traffic lights today and shouted at her, "Hey! Don't you know how to use your fecking mirrors?" "Yes, of course I do!" she snapped I replied, "Well, try using one to put some make-up on before you go out in public, you ugly bi*ch!" p.s note to mods it was paki woman but in view of my recent bans and warnings i hope you appreciate my sensitivity in not putting fat paki woman in! :haha: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Ram Posted September 8, 2010 Posted September 8, 2010 I pulled up next to a woman driver at the traffic lights today and shouted at her, "Hey! Don't you know how to use your fecking mirrors?" "Yes, of course I do!" she snapped I replied, "Well, try using one to put some make-up on before you go out in public, you ugly bi*ch!" p.s note to mods it was paki woman but in view of my recent bans and warnings i hope you appreciate my sensitivity in not putting fat paki woman in! :haha: :cantstop::cantstop:
beetle Posted September 8, 2010 Posted September 8, 2010 I pulled up next to a woman driver at the traffic lights today and shouted at her, "Hey! Don't you know how to use your fecking mirrors?" "Yes, of course I do!" she snapped I replied, "Well, try using one to put some make-up on before you go out in public, you ugly bi*ch!" p.s note to mods it was paki woman but in view of my recent bans and warnings i hope you appreciate my sensitivity in not putting fat paki woman in! :haha: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Gunner_Mania Posted September 8, 2010 Posted September 8, 2010 I pulled up next to a woman driver at the traffic lights today and shouted at her, "Hey! Don't you know how to use your fecking mirrors?" "Yes, of course I do!" she snapped I replied, "Well, try using one to put some make-up on before you go out in public, you ugly bi*ch!" p.s note to mods it was paki woman but in view of my recent bans and warnings i hope you appreciate my sensitivity in not putting fat paki woman in! :haha: :two_thumbs_up: Top man
Dark Warrior Posted September 8, 2010 Posted September 8, 2010 Three Soldiers are facing their final test, if they pass this test they will be able to join an elite anti-terrorist force. A Drill Sergeant enters the room where the Soldiers are standing to attention. He barks the question at them "DO YOU LOVE YOUR COUNTRY!?" "SIR, YES, SIR!" the Soldiers reply in unison. "DO YOU LOVE YOUR WIVES?!" the Drill Sergeant yells. "SIR, YES, SIR!" the Soldiers reply in unison again. "WHAT DO YOU LOVE MORE!? YOUR COUNTRY OR YOUR WIFE!?" the Drill Sergeant inquires. "SIR, MY COUNTRY, SIR!" the Soldiers reply in unison. "WELL THEN MAGGOTS! PROVE IT!" he shouts before giving each soldier a handgun and leading them into the next room which contains three doors, the Drill Sergeant puts each Soldier in front of a door. "Your wife is in the room in front of you" he tells all of the soldiers "as a member of an anti-terrorist organisation you have no room for weaknesses!, take your guns and KILL YOUR WIVES!" One Soldier breaks down immediately and rushes into the room to retrieve his wife, they leave together. The second Soldier takes his gun and walks into the room, after about five minutes he comes back out with his wife looking very pale "I couldn't do it" he says and leaves with his wife. The third Soldier walks into the room and after about four minutes a loud bang is heard which echoes throughout the hallways immediately afterwards however there is suddenly a lot of loud crashing and screaming. The Soldier comes out of the room looking very pleased with himself. "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?" the Drill Sergeant demands. The Soldier replies "the gun was loaded with blanks, so I had to beat her to death with the chair!"
Sachinism Posted September 8, 2010 Posted September 8, 2010 I will never forget what my dear old Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" ----- I have invented a kitchen cleaner that kills 0.1% of bacteria. I plan to sell the secret to Dettol. ------- I wonder if Google realise that 75% of their traffic is made up of people using them as their 'emergency non-porn tab' ------- A very wise woman once said: Nothing. ------ You hate black people but wake up to find beyonce naked in your bed ... Your move racist.
punjabiplaya Posted September 8, 2010 Author Posted September 8, 2010 I'm about 3 years into my relationship now & I've started to have erection difficulties. My girlfriend & I have different ideas as to what the problem is: She bought me some Viagra; And I've bought her a treadmill.
punjabiplaya Posted September 8, 2010 Author Posted September 8, 2010 I w*nked over a blind girl yesterday. She never saw me coming.
DomainK Posted September 9, 2010 Posted September 9, 2010 I wonder if Google realise that 75% of their traffic is made up of people using them as their 'emergency non-porn tab' :hysterical:
Desi Cartman Posted September 9, 2010 Posted September 9, 2010 I'm about 3 years into my relationship now & I've started to have erection difficulties. My girlfriend & I have different ideas as to what the problem is: She bought me some Viagra; And I've bought her a treadmill. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Jadoo Posted September 9, 2010 Posted September 9, 2010 I'm about 3 years into my relationship now & I've started to have erection difficulties. My girlfriend & I have different ideas as to what the problem is: She bought me some Viagra; And I've bought her a treadmill. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: P dude, you got some killer jokes fella, keep em coming.
Gunner_Mania Posted September 9, 2010 Posted September 9, 2010 There once was a Man who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, 'If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, butYellow Bird wouldn't die! Why ? Oh, come on... take a guess !!! Think about it !!! You're going to love this !!! Everyone knows... You can't kill Two Birds with OneStone!!!
punjabiplaya Posted September 9, 2010 Author Posted September 9, 2010 Paddy's wife has never had an orgasm so the two decide to go the doctor to find out why. After a number of tests and questions, the doc suggests Paddy's wife may be over heating during sex. Paddy refuses to buy a fan and decides to get his mate round to waft a towel on them during sex. After 20 minutes of wafting, still no orgasm, and so his friend suggests a swap. 'Il shag her and you waft the towel'. Paddy agrees and within seconds Paddy's wife is screaming in pleasure and has the best orgasm ever. Paddy turns to his friend slowly and says... 'and that my old son is how you waft a feckin towel'.
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